Jumping weed particles,,, static charge

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Frying a hamsteak and using first finger to stick to pot particles laying on the counter top to load the bong and the motherfucking spec/s jumped away like a jumping bean that perhaps has south of the border origins.

I ended up being. faster than the static , bowl is full. My wife saw thar shit.

Been boring here . Share your weird moments.   or not

I was at my fave dispensary today (Marie Janes in Corvallis, OR), picking up their most expensive weed (Original glue - 44%, $16/gm) and their cheapest good weed (Dosido - 28.17%, $4 / gm)

The owner was walking thru (don't know her, but always say hi), this time I forgot to use filters and mentioned I was about to spend a pile on her fine products, so she gave me a free pizza!!!  (anything I want).  Lifes been full of shitty moments lately, and it was very nice to have something random and positive happen for a change!  Dispensaries giving away free pizza reminds me of how great we can be as a people (let alone being able to get pot / pizza delivered)

Evidence;

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>>My wife saw thar shit.

lol

>>Share your weird moments.   

usually, once a week, I'll be stepping out of the house and a strong feeling of panic overcomes me until I look down and realize that I did put clothes on.

>>>Lifes been full of shitty moments lately, and it was very nice to have something random and positive happen for a change! 

For a guy who is so forgiving that he invites his attacker over to share in a Thanksgiving feast, this is good to read. :-)

>>Share your weird moments.<<

I recently pulled an "S" shaped pretzel from a bag of pretzel stix.

Every damn one of them was straight as a nail, except for this one. We christened it the "deadhead pretzel."

 

Speaking of that, Joe.....

This morning in my little town, a guy pulled up to the only restaurant that's open in a big, old RV,

parked as to basically block half the road, and got out, stark naked, and proceeded to run back

and forth with his dog in front of the place. (Kids, families around, etc).

The employees were understandably nonplussed about this situation and called the cops.

They arrived and took the guy away, probably either for being on something or not on something.

The RV is still there.

Hope the dog is Ok.

 

    Great story Noodler; if I found myself up that way I'd go there just to support someone like that.

 

^that is a weird moment and hopefully all are ok, lcl.   Any Dead stickers on that RV? ;-)  

Thanks for the replies. 

I cracked an egg. It had a single yoke. 

 

Weird. 

Sounds like the Walter White RV

I was at my fave dispensary today (Marie Janes in Corvallis, OR), picking up their cheapest good weed (Dosido - 28.17%, $4 / gm)>>>

I also picked up Dosido yesterday, was happy to pay $10/gm for 24%.  Left Coast gets the goods at less than 1/2 the Easties pay.  crying

Dispensaries giving away free pizza reminds me of how great we can be as a people (let alone being able to get pot / pizza delivered)

Evidence;<<<

Reviews from afar:

https://www.phantasytour.com/bands/phish/threads/4781223/rate-this-pizza-1

<< I was faster than the static 

That's like faster than the speed of sound,, very impressive.

I walked out of the supermarket today the exact same time as this white haired old man who looked worn and sad, like he hadn't had a reason to smile in a while. In his hands were a loaf of wonder bread and a bar of soap. I said to him 'thats not much stuff', and handed him my precooked chicken and a bag of pepperidge farms milano cookies, telling him merry Christmas. He smiled and said thank you son, thank you. Not really weird but that's about it, it was strictly a timing thing. Well someone put me there at that exact time, so maybe it was a little weird.

Thread title is like reading a festival poster from the bottom up

 

Static Charge/Botox Camels*/Jumping Weed Particles

 

*Pending quarantine clearance

Raz, I broke a tiny sound barrier,  it sounded like this,    .        

 

My wife heard that shit.

 

Get some more on ya.