If You Stumbled Across A Kilo Of Uncut Cocaine

cool story. I wonder how many times this happens and the "discoverer" kept it with big fucking smile on his/her face and so it goes unreported.

also wonder who got their balls cut off or their tits braided for the loss...

I have a friend that found a sealed kilo of weed washed up on a beach in the Caymans. She buried it and returned to find it several times, and surprisingly it kept well. It's still there.

Daddy Don found 2 kilos on the beach, he buried them and was to retrieve at night.

Sitting on the seawall drinking a beer and keeping one eye on the stash a lady called the Feds and reported suspicious activity by said Daddy Don.

The Feds question Don and want to go to the dig site when he declared. I was digging up turtle eggs. They stopped walking to the sand dune and arrested him.

He was bailed out that night and soon after the 6 month crack binge ensued.

Found loose bale weed on the beach countless times

I remember getting some salty bail weed back in the 80's  - brought cotton mouth to a whole new level.

I read a cocaine smuggling fiction book about the 80's smuggling when it wasn't all corporate. One thing they did was to buy some Colombian coffee cans from a grocery store in NY. They would open them add a you won a free trip to Columbia flyer and then reseal them and put them back on the shelf. Person would call them claim the prize for a trip for two. Once there they would meet with the "representatives" from the coffee company who would give them all kinds of nice gifts to bring home all filled with coke. Once back in NY they would go do a photo shoot at the house of the winners with all the swag which they would swap out. 

My neighbor around the block found a full, taped, bag on the sidewalk many years ago.  He didn't want to report it to the police (too much hassle), didn't want to flush it down the toilet (some weird negative fantasy of getting caught), so he put it in his watering pail and watered his roses with it...  (we all wondered, after hearing the story, if sniffing the roses would numb you out)

Several days later, my friend who lives next door to him was woken by his dogs in the middle of the night, as some guy with a head lamp was searching the sidewalk and flower beds in the neighborhood, at 3 in the morning....  

But if I found it, and could pull it off, I'd blast out 2 of my closest friends who're dying right now, as they both love the stuff...  one a mining partner for 25 years (lung cancer), the other I played in a working band for 20 years with (have known for 40), who's in end stage liver failure / kidney failure....  (my mom's in end stage lung cancer too, but she's out of it, never was into cocaine, I assume, being mid 90's and all).  

Don't know what I would do with such a thing.  Not a fan of the Weasel Dust,  don't really know anyone who's an enthusiast.

But a neighbor told me a tale, probably true,  regarding his teenage years in FLA. 

According to the story, he and his pals were goofing around some Florida lake near dusk, had been fishing or whatever,  and had a motorboat / skiff.

Then a plane flies low and drops something at the other end of the lake,  so he & pals zoom out there and retrieve a Bale of Weed... Then zoom back to shore and get away before anything else occurs.

Something like 30 or 50 lbs. in a huge bale and then (story goes) the one kid's Dad saw it in the garage and said "Get that Shit out of here !!"

Florida mid-late 1970's so I kinda believe the story.

If I stumbled across a kilo of uncut cocaine, you would have a hard time convincing me the universe doesn't want me to relapse.

I foot stomped out a marijuana cigarette butt also known as a " roach" , once.

I'd roll up my shirt sleeves  and give my best shot, to say that I love you believe it or not, then do a tarenino binge watch. Take off a few weeks then do it again funny a bunch of it shored up off the coast of Bordeaux two years ago, we entered the beach from a local's only passage through the pine forest,just for a walk, had no idea, got to the main parking lot which was all closed off with police lines do not cross, saw it on the news that evening, turns out the police recuperated 150 packets of 1 kilo, wanted to go back the next day! 

I could move it, pronto.

I'd flush it for 2 reasons:

A: I wouldn't want any potential misunderstandings with the cops.

B: FUCK coke. 

Noodler, tender times in your circle.

((( Peace and ease to all. )))
((( Peace and ease to all. )))
((( Peace and ease to all. )))
((( Peace and ease to all. )))
((( Peace and ease to all. )))

i'd rock it up and front it to the homies in the streets. 

Dead and Co tour

At my prior usage rate say the last five or ten years before the pandemic When I may have resumed imbibing occasionally

 Zero in 14 months 

say 3~4 g a year it would last well over 250 years 

men over 65 doing cocaine is funny. 

No no no no I don't ssssnnnoooorrrrrttttt no more. 

Nice thought but a sure fire way to get yo self killed JR. 

I'd just go right to the baddest mofo in tha hood and hand it right ovah,, and hopefully it wasn't his to begin with.

i'd listen to every dead show 78-84 non stop 

I worked at a place that had a Vietnamese landlord. He had a cell phone repair shop, his wife had a sewing, alliteration shop, and there was a nail salon shop  that they rented to another tenant. We rented the back half of the building (construction company) and those were the three store fronts. We were friends with the landlord who we called Quang Bang, and one day he comes to the back and asked me to come up front to check something out. Turns out the owner of the nail salon had some packages delivered by UPS, not to the Nail Salon but to Mrs. Bang's shop. He cut into one of the packages a little and there was weed in it, probably a half pound. He wanted me to tell him what it was, so I examined it. He had only cut a small hole, so I start opening it more, I already knew it was weed, but played stupid that I needed a better look. We are on the side of the shop and I'm ripping more open, and dropping some on the ground, and I tell him it's weed and he is pissed knowing his tenant was using him. He then goes into his wife's shop to speak Vietnamese, and I am pulling buds out and putting them in my pockets, and dropping more on the driveway. He ending up giving the package back to the other tenant, and tore into him in Vietnamese. While I went back to our shop with about a quarter ounce in my pockets. 

Party like Michael Jackson

lltd 

were you coked up when you got that dead tattoo? 

seems like a high on coke decision. 

also 

who was asking for examples of raz's subtly racist bs posts? 

lol....

I was one of the people asking, and that isn't a very subtle example. That would have also been the case if he'd chosen a person of color including latinx or other stereotyped cocaine users. 

So, take note Zoners, think carefully before posting pics of people who represent groups who're stereotyped by color or heritage/culture. 

Sorry I'm not writing more clearly, I'm having a rough time being articulate. I think you can all figure it out.

You can ask me or check the rules if you have any questions.

Would it have been fair for him to post a picture of Tony Montana, a fictional Cuban coke lord?

melted

why are you so jealous?

take a vacay

you really have no clue

all lashey outey

what would you hobby be if bernie got elected through some cosmic accident of epic proportions

hate away as you see fit - i does make you feel something I guess.....  turts believes you might be contributing as you "run a business" - and I do respect mr turtle - 

Brian, fair? I wouldn't know about that.

I have no problem with Ras, by the way. I think it's worth looking at how we think about things and how we proceed in life. What perpetuates racial stereotyping and bias.

So, are you moving towards cancel culture? Because Tony Montana is a Cuban drug lord, it perpetuates a negative stereotype of all Latinx people, and for the betterment of society should therefore be forgotten about?

A couple of my Physical Therapists are olive-skinned people,  and one says that her Heritage is Puerto-Rican / Dominican Republic,  and she is quite urinated off that her parents did not Teach her any Spanish.

However,  she studied Spanish in school she says,  but did not learn all that much.

The other one is Egyptian,  so I'm not sure if She speaks any Spanish,  perhaps I'll try to converse next time.
I'm competent in Spanish conversation at a fifth - grade level,  enough to get by.

Hüsky knows basic Spanish and French.  I speak with H.I.M. in those languages,  and also His imaginary Language.

haha 

lltd -- i was just asking man. 

so....yes? 

raz gets his shitty ct medical cannabis and votes blue no matter who -- he can't be racist. 

good stuff. 

Are you asking me if I'm moving toward cancel culture, Brian? I don't even know what that is, except in posts on social media. What's another way to talk about the concept of cancel culture?

I have no idea who Tony Montana is.

I will say that I like the idea of talking about stereotyping, bias and racism instead of looking for ways to make a Zoner look/sound bad. Like actual discussion and dialogue instead of "name-calling" and harassment.

Tony Montana is a movie character, with a white actor portraying a Cuban, badly (although his "cock'a'roach" is pretty classic). I do believe that movie is considered one of the worst of all time. As well it should.

As for me, I'd walk away from that kilo as fast as my old legs would take me.

NO THANK YOU.

Don't want to use it, don't want to flush it, don't want to see it, don't want it anywhere around me.

answer is no to both ~A; zoning while drunk - i just enjoy a "creative" free wheeling  writing style ( and poking the bear )

and ~B was not high when finally getting a tattoo 45 years after my dearly departed mother asked if i wanted a tattoo when I was young, (In fact my daughters sponsored it, and paid for much of it  and the design was formulated over several weeks )

~~~- fyi Mom was quite the outspoken activist / radical back in  the 60s and 70s /  or (neo radical - if there were such a thing lol) - anti war and pro black rights and education.  One group whe was in was called mothers for equal education included east Palo Alto's first mayor, a Black woman Gertrude Wilkes  and also my roommate lived at our house in Palo Alto so he could go to palo alto high school  ( Pig n Billy and Joan Biaz went there as well  -just a couple of years earlier)

apologies for being defensive  - but I do miss that woman - even crazier than I...  Long LIve Peggy Jean

Judit - I also enjoy discussion regarding stereotyping - I am guilty of at times associating certain  behaviors to different cultures -- much on display in my local melting pot of Sunnyvale  - some of it is due to English not being understood /and avoided

and while being nostalgic / a sentimental old fool

mom LOVED music and the parents would go to lots n lots of music Jazz / Blues / Musicals / theater / all music ~~~ with Billie  Holliday her all time favorite - she would cry every time she heard that shit - it was cool

 my mom also would always stay up for the late news on NYE as they always had an article about the dead at Winterland where she knew I would be hanging out

L8R

WWJD?

^ Who would Jerry Dose?   

(and thanks Judit)

Ah, LLTD.

Who doesn't love that crazy guy?

Common' pyramidheat, you know you do.

>>Like actual discussion and dialogue instead of "name-calling" and harassment.

Isn't that what we're doing?

Don't get me wrong, there's no doubt that the pic posted above is a non-sequeter,  negative stereotype. Post a pic of a real or fictional drug lord or gang leader, regardless of race, not a random black dude.

I don't, however, think that it makes the poster inherently racist, and it's not proof that he is.

It's Big Worm. The drug dealer in 'Friday.' Which is a movie and also probably Ras's only exposure to black culture. Hence his posting it.

Not sure if your ignorance is feigned or real but lol either way.

i do like lltd. 

in raz's hypothetical, he finds drugs and gives them to a black guy b/c black people sell drugs. 

lol. 

anyway, usually rich white people have the uncut, if we're doing stereotypes. 

and big worm slings the dank, raz, not powders. 

Yeah, I guess I never saw "Friday." I hope that doesn't make me racist.

Took quite a few posts before Big Worm was recognized, good job ateix,, not totally pearls before swine around here, just mostly.

Brother pyro has flamed out so bad, I actually pity that sorry loser,,, business owner my ass. NOBODY who owns a business, successful or not, has this amount of time to waste being an asshole on a dark screen. None. They're way too busy assuring the business runs. This asshole is barely responsible enough to show up to make the dough at his uncles place. Everything about the guy is full of shit. How he's allowed to spew his filth here, when greg gets bounced is beyond me.

My father lives on a beach in FL.  A bale washed up as he was taking his 5am walk.  He called me around 730 but had already called the local pd. There was couple lbs of uncut in that package -- he sent me pictures and Ill never forgive him for giving away our retirement money.   I posted here when it happened. Im not any less pissed years later. 

> in raz's hypothetical, he finds drugs and gives them to a black guy b/c black people sell drugs

Wasn't that JR's hypothetical first?

yeah, uncle vito does all the work. i sit and wait and post around here all day. lol. 

raz is a bad catholic......or is he a good one? 

>>> ... when greg gets bounced is beyond me. <<<

greg was not bounced for his posting. I tried to get in touch with him to discuss his posts, my email bounced back. When I paged him I asked for an email address that worked and he sent an email saying that he's not able to furnish one. He's well aware that we need to be able to check in with folks and he says there's no way to do that with him.

Greg fell pretty hard down that rabbit hole.  It's not advisable for anyone to be posting on the same board as him.   To think that he works as an EMT is both typical and head shaking.  

He is not the EMT Greg (from Maine).

Ahhh...foot firmly planted in mouth.  Thought it was the same guy.   My apologies to Greg from ME. 

> I asked for an email address that worked and he sent an email saying that he's not able to furnish one

Huh? He sent you an email--presumably from an email account--and then claimed he could not furnish you with that address. Am I missing something, or is that some world-class derp?

mike, it's complicated.

Wasn't this a simple question? What would you do if you found a k of uncut blow?

It kind of begs the question too of what would you do if you found a kilo of cut blow?

can we trade him for the maine dude greg?

Sounds like a good deal for the zone.

And BTW, Turtle, I think you won the thread with this line:

> i'd listen to every dead show 78-84 non stop 

>> i'd listen to every dead show 78-84 non stop 

I resemble that remark!

Actually I haven't quite gotten to '78, yet... I'm a been a bit stuck in the Spring/Summer of '77 at the moment.  It's taken me 15 plus years to listen to '65 to '77 (GD from the Archive) in sequential order and for anyone attempting this, I recommend doses and weed over coke (or booze).

For lack of a better place to post this --

Eddie Murphy Recounts His Fabled Basketball Game Against Prince
https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/eddie-murphy-recounts-fabled-basketb...

Snorkeler finds 25 bricks of cocaine (70 lbs) floating off Florida Keys

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/snorkeler-finds-25-bricks-of-cocaine-f...

Speaking of the devil , eh.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...

This never works out well in the movies... run