I Bought some Girl Scout Cookies

You've been very calm and relatively composed lately, PLF.

Some people would interpret your behavior as a "calm before the storm" type of scenario; but I believe you're making progress and working to manage your meltdowns.

I want you to know I support you, and can be reached on Twitter if needed. 

I'm a sucker for girl scout cookies. Twice already I bought 2 boxes of the peanut butter cookie when the kids hit me up coming out of the grocery store. Today I overheard a coworker saying her boyfriends daughter was selling girl scout cookies, so I butt in and said bring two boxes for me. only $4 bucks a box down here

There's a girl scout who has set up on the corner outside one of the dispensaries downtown,  I'm sure she'll be buying property soon!  

I am getting mine delivered any minute now.  

Bah Humbug.  I tell the little entrepeneurs I'm allergic to cookies.

However,  I admire that they go out and earn money for their organization.

The one that peddled a Gazillion boxes out in front of the CA weed shoppe has my vote for Salesperson of the Decade.

Very strategic marketing.

Actually,  I really don't eat a lot of Sugar-laced Wheat Flour Krap.  My Dad was a junkie for that shiite.  Might have lived much longer without that Habit,  but his Labradors definitely OD'd on sugar cookies and went diabetic.  I told him 20,000 times "That's not really good for Dogs" and he was all,  liek, "Where did you get your Veterinarian License ?"

Poor fuckers had to have insulin shots.  My Dad poisoned them with cookies.

Stu, tell Dr. St. Mark more about your hatred for your father. I am sure his offer to plf is good for you too.

Mr. Fabes,

Always love my Dad.

However,  he was an idiot feeding the Labradors sugar cookies.

Otherwise,  a pleasant and intelligent Gentleman.

Anyone who does not already know,  don't feed your Dogs any refined Flour and Sugar.  No Bueno.

St. Mark will get you thru the denial phase

Oh,

Piss off.

disco douche. ha ha. 

Wtf?  It's a girl scout thread.  It's an inherently low t zone.  Dial it back a notch or two.

Rick Dees the DJ also sang the hit song disco douche 

true story 

I’m with Disco on the cookies

Overpriced junk food I tell ya!

So my 5th grader has been in Girl Scouts for a couple years now.  The annual quota per kid is 40 boxes / $200.  Last two years, I contribute a hundred, my mother-in-law does the same.  No harm, no foul.  Keep a few boxes for whatever, return the rest. 

However, this year my 7th grade son says he wants the boxes.  Says he can sell them in middle school at $6-$7/box and apparently the kids split a box with their friends at lunch.  Plans to bring a few boxes in his backpack per day.  Apparently it's a Samosas and Thin Mint crowd. 

Will let you guys know how it plays out. 

Despite everything else, it could well have been the sugar that did in Jerry. 

That said, I support legal middle school entrepreneurial endeavors.  I loved the story from a while back when the smart Girl Scouts set up a cookie sales stand right outside the marijuana dispensary.  

Smoking a bowl of Zoner grown GSC right now.  Very nice.

 

Thrown out of Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie?

Now that is bringing it home. MarkD.