How to Shake The Monday Blues

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Blackened Golden Tile Fish tacos
with wabassi yogurt sauce.
Jumbo (I mean jumbo) blackend sea scallops.
Saluted onions, red peppers, and green beans.
Fresh (chunky style) Guacamole
with a true fat fatty of Gorilla Glue.
Not to shabby for a Monday.
That's how I roll.

By the ears

In the old johnny carson bit style of jambone providing the punch line first, I will now provide the first part, in my best carson voice, of coarse

 

How do italian women hold their liquor?

Do the rattlesnake shake.

100mg Paxil + 50mg Zoloft + 10 frozen strawberries + 1 banana + 1 Greek yogurt + 1 shot of Jameson's into blender. Blend on low for 1 minute. Pour into a highball glass rimmed with celery salt over ice with a twist of lime and you'll be good for a few hours. 

I'm down with that meal to blow the blues away.

Haven't read much about saluted vegetables since Reagan was Prez.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too soon?