HEAR ME, SAITH THE LORD, YOUR GOD!

^ L25 ? DMT ? PCP ? PEYOTE ?

steve Kimock and friends 

ice cream

https://youtu.be/LbMlod6Llcc

Must be the preview for the PP tapes....

these motherfuckers are cool with hastening the end of the world.

Dan and "Bry" should go to church together.....

You'll never find Trump in a church

so many caps...

But, if you're following a false prophet, doesn't that make you unrepentant?  Christ will still forgive you, but i'd watch out for his old man....  

so many caps...

Lonely Christmas

Did Kanye get a PZ handle? 

No danger of me using the line "I'll have what he's having." 

So, what's your plan here, Dan?

Speaking of heaven, did you ever hear the story about the woman who died and went to heaven?

She went to the pearly gates where she was greeted by St. Peter, who told her she was a good woman who lived a good life and would certainly be welcome.

But then he mentioned there was a spelling test to get in.

“Oh” the woman said worriedly, knowing she wasn’t the greatest speller.

She was relieved when St. Peter asked, “How do you spell love?”

“L-O-V-E” she quickly replied and smiled broadly when he gave her the good news.

But then St. Peter’s phone rang and he needed to leave for a few minutes to attend to something.

He asked the woman if she wouldn’t mind watching the desk at the gates. “Sure”, she said.

Then, a big surprise. Her husband came walking up!

“Honey what happened?  What are you doing here?” she asked.

He replied “You wouldn't believe it, dear. On the way home from the hospital after you passed, someone hit me with their car and killed me.”

“Oh that’s terrible, sweetheart” she said.  

“Not necessarily,” he replied. “Now we get to spend eternity together.”

Then she said “Well yes honey, but I have to tell you - there’s a spelling test to get into heaven.”  

“OK” he said, Then his wife asked, “How do you spell Czechoslovakia?”  

Yea, verily, the Fwit shall bellow in solid caps yet be not heard not but as the braying of an ass.

I have been catching news snippets from top ex CIA leaders and Israeli generals almost acknowledging contact with aliens will soon be revealed. 

for what it's worth. 

Yes.  Space Force is a mechanism to extract tolls from these travelers.  The genius of Trump.

Jimmy Buffet dies and goes to heaven. Peter gives him a tour when he get's there.  Shows him his nice new home.  Jimmy looks around and says it's nice but, referencing a huge house on the hill with steal your faces everywhere, loud Grateful Dead blasting from huge speakers,  but how come Jerry gets so big a house?   Peter says that's not Jerry's house, that's gods'. 

And fuckoff 2dank you are a piece of shit.

Raiders move to Vegas really fucked  you up 

2dank has become 2dark

i don't remember him being this off a few years ago - but what the hell do I know

 I do know that it is sad 

Meh.  He just wants some of Greg's spotlight.

< JUDGE NOT, LESS

I'm judging -- you're a petulant fucking asshole behind a screen, as is bry, as is slacker, greg, yeah there's a few danglers that slum around here sowing ignorance. Be gone 

It's "lest" you be judged.

Your god needs a spell check.

Raz is a sock.

raz raised good catholic children. 

BOY

MAN

GOD

SHIT

Wash ufizi drive me to Firenzi. 

Have nothing against Christians. Love the good ones, but this asshole takes the cake.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping

slacker, stop posting pictures of the Clinton's in compromising situations to make them look bad. 

Derpeth

I'm good with purification by fire, but I'm wondering about something. Doesn't the Bible say something about He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone?

yet still more sane than the Mormons

merry christmas 2dank

So when are these crazies planning for Armageddon? Is this related to their cult leader Trump losing?

got Jim Jones?

Crazies have been planning for the end of the world for a long, long time but none of the dire predictions have come true.  Google "doomsday cult."

You part of lori vallows crew?

A jehovah witness friend of mine lije yo throw this one around...

People will love only themselves and money. They will be proud, stuck-up, rude, and disobedient to their parents. They will also be ungrateful, godless, heartless and hateful. Their words will be cruel, and they will have no self-control or pity. These people will hate everything that is good. They will be sneaky, reckless, and puffed up with pride. Instead of loving God, they will love pleasure. Even though they will make a show of being religious, their religion won't be real. Don't have anything to do with such people

>>>SATAN WORSHIPPERS

Merry Christmas from Sammy Davis Jr. and friends:

I think his phone may be broken.

Traders in Congress...

I hope these guys realize God is an old Black Woman...    

Traders in Congress..<<

It looks ike semi-literacy, but it's actually very, very clever.

Keep Your Lamps Trimmed and Burning

> SATANTA WORSHIPPERS 

Fixed that for you.

I've been called a Santana worshipper...

More religion in carlos than Donnie 

Dankness of darkness 

Did you mother's attempt to abort you fail?

or al Davis abandoned you?

or likely both 

Covid Satan runs the world, bradi. Fucking sticking dick in all ya'll bitches. Merry Christmas 2Dank

KARMAS A BITCH!!

Now he thinks he's Jesus Yoda.

Wait, so your woke?

Is John Legend going to play Jesus Yoda in the movie???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3o-dOXNPYU

f off

and merry X     max

Your cyber-yelling is giving me a headache. It just makes me scroll faster anyway.

Y;all respond. Who's the bigger fool?

Pretty sure it's still Dan.

sometimes I scramble them when the yolks break but mostly Sunny side up

This article explains why the lunatic Trump cultists are ranting

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/06/inside-the-cult-of-trump-his-ral...