Viva la Zone

It's 8 PM on Valentine's Day
My man got me flowers, got me lingerie
The doorbell rings and I'm like, "What? More?"
He shrugs at me and I run to get the door
It's a card that says "You're my significant otter"
Oh no, no, "To my beautiful daughter?"
A romantic card from mom, okay, wow
'Cause damn, damn, damn
That's not where I'm at right now

[Chorus: All]
I don't wanna think of you, it's a day for romance
I don't wanna think of you when I'm gettin' in the pants
We're about to pound, my man's on the bed
And I'm grindin' with him, but now you're in my head
I'm bumpin', I'm bangin', I'm bonin', I'm 'bout to bust through
So I don't wanna think of you

[Post-Chorus: Kenan Thompson]
Stand down, stand down
And now she's FaceTiming you
Stand down, stand down, oh

[Verse 2: Halsey]
I'm at my desk and I'm sextin' my boo
Tellin' him the freaky-deaky stuff we're gonna do
He sends a pic of his full-throttle wein'
I hear a knockin', it's my female boss, Colleen
This is bad, I'm horny in my chair
Gotta shift gears because she's handing me a big, pink bear
And we're not close, Colleen, do less
A quick side hug, then home to make a mess

[Chorus: All]
I don't wanna think of you, you're a very loose acquaintance
I don't wanna think of you when you're down there doin' maintenance
Give a huge bad gift, well, that's your call
But tell me, when did this day become a free-for-all?
Your card said "I love you," and again, Colleen, you are my boss
So I don't wanna think of you

[Post-Chorus: Kenan Thompson]
Stand down, stand down
Colleen, you handle the checks
Stand down, stand down

[Bridge: Kate McKinnon]
I don't wanna think of the card that my son bought me
Keep in mind when you hear this that he can't really read
It said "Baby, I can't wait for tonight"
I know that sex is what made him, but it's just not right

[Break: Kate McKinnon, Son & Halsey]
Honey, what do you think will happen tonight?
We eat cake, mama
Cake, mama

[Chorus: All & Aidy Bryant]
I don't wanna think of you, I just wanna curl my toes
When my dentist gave me a single rose (A single rose)
Sexy days meant for me and my lover
Why did I get this lotion from my brother? (Don't do that, Michael)
So thanks for the cards and the candies
'Cause I love you, too (I love you)
But I don't wanna think of you

[Outro: Kenan Thompson]
Valentine's Day is for lovers
They don't wanna hear from you
That's what birthdays are for

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g-reg

gregulator on Thursday, February 14, 2019 – 09:14 am

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXRNnzaWktQ

2-14-86 Kaiser

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Sound and Vision

4winds on Thursday, February 14, 2019 – 10:59 am

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Still in Florida and the gang

Still in Florida and the gang in my mother's neighborhood sent a balloon and a $200 gift card to Publix. Very sweet of them.

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long live the dead

love matters on Thursday, February 14, 2019 – 01:23 pm

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LOVE TO ALL

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Philzone Refugee

Herbal Dave on Thursday, February 14, 2019 – 01:38 pm

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Jackie DeShannon "Put A

Jackie DeShannon "Put A Little Love In Your Heart"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMj7UcjPZ0U

This is the original of the song Annie Lennox and Al Green sing over the end credits in Bill Murray's "Scrooged". She's lip-synching, but there is some good hippie imagery in the video.

Have a great day everyone!

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Sun so hot, clouds so low

Trailhead on Thursday, February 14, 2019 – 04:29 pm