Hüsky Breaks Grain-Free Diet; Steals Pizza...
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Sycamore Slough
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So although he gets as much high-quality Dog Food as he cares to eat, and some raw bones + Cow / Poultry/ Hog, that darn Hüsky stole my Pizza last night. I had left it upon the range, in its cardboard box, while I listened to a bit of DeadCo set.
When I returned to the kitchen, I discovered the empty box, but could not locate the Pizza. Naturally, Hüsky is the primary suspect (although I have no proof).
I had consumed a few slices and intended to put the remainder in the fridge. Fortunately, there were no Omions. It's very sad. It was a delicious Pizza 
I guess I learned my lesson, this time. No more DeadCo.
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
It was a Jersey pizza
It was a Jersey pizza
Do you fuckin blame H.I.M. ????
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: aiq
More sadness caused by
More sadness caused by DeadMart.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ausonius
Ha! That's what you get for
Ha! That's what you get for listening to Dead$Co.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
Perhaps the poor fellow is
Perhaps the poor fellow is craving Grains after long periods of Grain-free food.
Maybe I'll try uncooked Brown Rice and Barley in a side-dish, with the Kibble in the regular bowl.
Or I could just sprinkle Rye flour on the dog food. The important thing is that he understands his misbehaviour. So I'm letting H.I.M. lie upon a wooly blanket and listen to JS Bach concertos. He's more of a Wagner fan, so no doubt he gets the message.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout
You sure it wasn't your
You sure it wasn't your girlfriend?
Oh, wait...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
Hounder is partially correct.
Hounder is partially correct. The Pizza (RIP) was my fiancé-to-be. I was going to propose after another slice or two.
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make him listen to dead co
make him listen to dead co first set..sat night
he ll never touch pizza again....
or he ll go on tour, and start eating vegamatics
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk
Maybe a dingo ate your pizza
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
Hüsky tried to blame it on
Hüsky tried to blame it on the Cat.
HaHa !! The Cat died five years ago.
No way it was the Cat.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
*** WEEKDAY UPDATE ***
*** WEEKDAY UPDATE ***
Despite his Pizza - Thieving, Hüsky has been eating the usual Grain-Free Kibble, and wants to go for a Ride somewhere.
So I believe that the Pizza he stole was a beneficial addition to his Diet. "Old-Fashioned" style with Plum Tomatoes & Ricotta Cheese, Anchovy topping.
Did not seem to slow H.I.M. down much, just like the Bacon he stole and/or the Steak he stole.
I think he still owes me about 12 bucks for that stolen meal. Maybe 'Alpo' or 'Gravy Train' are hiring now for commercials. Who(m)ever is in that industry, hook us up. He is a fine-looking Hound, and comfortable with acting in TV spots.
That foto shows the Autumn / Winter red coat colors nicely. He will be back at Sled-Dawg training camp soon.