Greetings From Jerseyland (%;}

Forums:

Hello Ladies & Gentlemen of Zone.

Long Time No See.

Everything very Well here.

It's Deer Season and Hüsky has been chomping delicious Venison Bones.

We still frequent Dog Park,  but some of his best Buddies have been Blacklisted from there for aggression :(

Barney,  Samson and Hemi.  They were always just fine with me and H.I.M.

Stu anew!

Nice surprise, happy to see you.

Hey Stu and glad you and your dog weren't carried off by the Jersey Devil.   Did you get the deer yourself or did you trade firewood for it?

Hi Stu!!!

Ken,  I have a few guys who hunt here on the Farm.  The Venison is quite Local and Fresh.  Dead on Tuesday;  freezer on Thursday.

He especially enjoys the heart and liver,  but I dole that out a little at a time.

Otherwise he gets spoiled and scorns his Kibble.

The Husqvarna is working great. thanks again for the chainsaw tips Stu and nice to see ya dude!

Stu, Robert Hunter died and TXR was sold to a Beijing company that primarily manufactures naked lady pens. A lot has changed.

All kinds of opinions and action happening in the political folder, Stu. 

It's a meat grinder. 

^^

When did Baba Jingo turn into Bei Jing ?  Yeah,  everything changes.

Who are you and what have you done with Stu?

Nice to read you Stu.  Stick around, half these fuckers are losing their minds.

Greetings and welcome back, Stu. I, for one, feel fortunate to have passed the math quiz at login to post this. Such is life...

Stu are you

No matter what they say, no matter what they do,
Gonna end up in the middle with that rock & roll stu

we cool?

You've shown great strength in being single, Stu. We applaud your long game.

what up stu.

Nice to see some of you other Old-School folks here.  So I did not retire,  just a technology-induced Hiatus.

The old Dell laptop went into a coma some months ago.

Judit sent me a link to renew the password,  but alas,  the Android fone wouldn't play nice.

Rumor had it you took up posting on another DBMB and I saw some posts (maybe on PT) that sure sounded like you.

Ken --

Another Zoner outed me for posting upon the Phish fan board.  Some DBMB stalker type.

Yes it's true;  I post there sometimes.  They have a less complex password system so my login there is easy. 

STIHL995 compared to the intricate hoWARD %^(;"{ tHe dUcK 773} password here on VLZ.

Anyway,  I acquired some laptop PC's and was able to retrieve the VLZ login credentials from Dead Hard Drive.

Forensics :)

But anyway,  keep posting your Travel blogs.  One week you're in Barbados,  then Ibiza,  then Laos.

It's always fun to see your Adventures :)

Hey Stu!

I'm making good use of the Husqvarna fuel cap you sent me years ago.

Much appreciated.

Hey I'm really happy that the Husqvarna fuel cap worked out on your Chainsaw.

I really dislike pouring in 50:1 mix into the tank and then it spills out on your boots :(

Most of these failures are from a defective Fuel Cap.

external-content.duckduckgo.com_.jpeg

So the big news for me -- I purchased one of those ^ second-hand.

The DR field & brush mower. 

It's just what it looks like;  a hot-rodded lawn mower that whacks tall grass,  thick brush and small trees.

Real nice machine for clearing the edge of a field and cleaning up Woods trails.

Thing weighs around 400 lbs. and this one came with a Kawasaki 17 hp engine.

<<some of his best Buddies have been Blacklisted from there for aggression :(

Barney,  Samson and Hemi.  They were always just fine with me and H.I.M. >>

Ahh the usual suspects. Time to start up your own dog park - Alpha Dog's On Display, sissy dogs need not apply. 

 

Another Zoner outed me for posting upon the Phish fan board.  Some DBMB stalker type<<<

Yeah, but just glad you weren't dox'd by Oren on the "green board"!

^

I don't know Oren or the green board.  Really,  I'm not making a living off religion or politics,  so it's not going to ruin me if people say "Disco Stu is really Thomas Pynchon's illegitimate child..."

external-content.duckduco.com_.jpeg

I'm more concerned about the social stigma when people realize my carbon footprint is less than that of a Yak or Koala.  Calculations indicate that between recycling Beer Cans into roofing material and heating the Barns with compost Re*Ac*Tor,  Al Gore and the Carbon mafia owe me quite a few credits.

Yeah,  that's me turning Barley into Biomass.  My DR brush mower runs on Unicorn poop.

^ Stu, your breasts have grown since we met at the Cap. 

>>>Another Zoner outed me for posting upon the Phish fan board.  Some DBMB stalker type<<<

>>>Yeah, but just glad you weren't dox'd by Oren on the "green board"!

what what what??????

I\\\  Copious Pastafarian research revealed the following...

TEAM3 GREEN | Board Game | BoardGameGeek

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/275870/team3-green

The game of TEAM3 GREEN is played in teams of three players, with each player taking on the role of one of the three monkeys: the monkey who can't speak, the monkey who can't see, or the monkey in the middle.

Did you make love during your hiatus?

 

How many times did the pooch get you in hot water with neighbors and or the authorities ? 

  >>Did you make love during your hiatus?

lol

 

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8

 

 

Thinking of you Stu.

Happiness is a new 18 chain on my Stihl.

IMG_4642.jpeg

IMG_4641_1.jpeg

Hey! Whadaya know? Its a Thomas Pynchon sighting....

 

Who woulda thunk it....

 

 

Hmmmmmmm......

":..How many times did the pooch get you in hot water with neighbors and or the authorities ? ..."

Actually,  Husky has his Dawg Lee - Saunce and current vaccinations,  so he's street Legal.

The Cops pulled me over on Jerry Garcia's Birthday,  after taking Husky to play at the Beach.

So after going through all their Ballet-Dancer sobriety checks,  they called in the Dope Dog.

That's because I did not consent to a search.

How about that ?? Dope Dog found nothing,  because I had no contraband.

The good cop was attempting to explain to the bad cop;  "Hey,  the Dawg is wet.."

I understood their whole racket,  but kept my Kool and learned more of their Shakedown procedures.

 

Hi Stu, what up?

out the door soon to go see whitey Morgan.

Hey Turtle,

Request the No No Song for Stu!

Say hi to Whitey and Brett on the pedal steel.

 

 

 

It's at a really cool old theater, love the pedal guy

Of course they let me go, 

 Of course they let me go,  no citations (I wasn't breaking any laws) but what a Pig-hassle.  First thing I said was "I don't want to perform these stupid roadside ballet maneuvers,  just give me the breathalyzer."

However,  they don't use them anymore in NJ.  Some drunk politician beat the rap over calibration on the machines,  so they got rid of them (roadside breathalyzer) Drunk politicians still here.

When they brought in Dope Dog,  I was thinking "Gosh I wonder if Jane or Joe stashed a fat Roach under the seat?"  But technically they aren't allowed to let Sniffy Pooch go into your vehicle...

They cheated and left the passenger door open;  Sniffy Pooch hopped up on the seat and sniffed around.  He discovered Dog Fur and Potato Chip remnants,  but did not "Alert".

Anyway,  I never got compensated for my time.  Both Dog and I were late for Dinner.  But at least I learned that there are no misplaced dope stashes in my truck.

This was all in Wall Township,  right near the Coast.  Apparently they have a reputation for similar strongarm tactics.

Anyway,  very nice-looking Firewood stash Mr. Trailhead.  If I had to guess,  mostly White Ash and Oak.

I've got a few cords of stuff around here.  Red Oak,  Maple,  Ash and Black Locust.

Some Cherry and Hickory for smoking.  There's a huge Industrial-grade Smoker parked here from my Buddy BBQ Dave.

Thing is liek, a small railroad tanker-car.  Not the average backyard Smoker.

Rumour has it that we will have a BBQ operation here soon,  subscription / Supper-Club style...

Damn,man.

Cops are hungry/ eager in your land.

region

Welcome back, in a way it feels like you were never gone. 

^Probably due to the fact that we catch a Show occasionally,  or chat about the Shows.

Dunno who's coming around here near Future.

Always stuff happening in Asbury Park,  but I'm saving up for DNB Hawaii tour.

Damnit,  I spent all the frequent flyer miles last time.

<< When they brought in Dope Dog,  I was >>

Sounds like you handled it well, but how'd your dog react to a foreign adversary rummaging around his vehicle ?  

"...handled it well, but how'd your dog react to a foreign adversary rummaging around his vehicle ?..."

That's an interesting question.
Hüsky is five + years young now.  He's not quite the excitable Boy liek he was as a Puppy.

Actually,  we really did venture to the Coast to visit Dawg Beach,  and he was pretty tired.
He runs around quite a lot there.  It's a workout for both of us. 

I mentioned to the cops,  "Hey I'm sure He would like to meet Dope Dawg,  and they will get along nicely."

But alas,  they did not get to play together.  Cops had me and Hüsky at the roadside while he sniffed my truck.
He does get along with German Shepherds,  and pretty much any Dawg breed.

But He is not the jealous kind.  If anything,  he's not 'territorial'  regarding me,  his Pack-Leader and Pet Hu-Person.  It's totally Kool with H.I.M. if I socialize with other Dawgs.

However,  He is a Gay Dawg.  Almost every time He's at Dawg Park,  He humps some other Male.  That might not have gone over so Well during the Roadside stop.

My biggest concern was that the cops might go nuts and shoot the Hüsky for imagined aggression.  So we maintained calmness,  and nothing bad happened.

The reality of it was that German Shepherd dope Dawg smelled the Sweet Aroma of Happy Pet Wolf,  and longed for that sort of Comfortable environment.

Give me two Weeks with that Fuzzy Fellow,  and I could Totally turn him into a Hippy (currently unemployable) dope Dawg.  Bet he could teach Hüsky a few things :)

How is the dog's  (H.I.M.) butthole healing?

Good deal Stu.

Only one thing about your story baffles me. You took the pooch to the beach and there was no weed involved, sounds a bit fishy to me.

When civilian dogs see a weed sniffin police dog, do they go, ' oh shit its the cops' ?