The Grateful Dead have released a line of vegan deodorant

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Smells like teen spirit?

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/21/entertainment/grateful-dead-vegan-deodora...

and it's vegan so you can eat it

"With the band's iconic thunderbolt on the packaging, the deodorant comes in five different scents: Skull & Roses (lavender, rose), Sunshine (blood orange, bergamot), Workingman's (cedarwood, juniper), Timber (Douglas fir, sage) and Unscented."

What, no PigPen scent?

I saw this on Reddit about a week ago. I was surprised there was no patchouli or white sage.

The Grateful Dead  from sometime in the 1960s.

Is the caption under the photo.

Haha.

 

Thod will buy it. 

Manly yes, but I like it too!

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Pepe Lemiuex?

Always sucks at a show when you get caught behind somebody dancing who smells like they just crawled out of the sewer

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Bummer....I just bought some "Sunshine" in the lot and it turned out to be some bunk Old Spice.

Put it under TWO arms and didn't feel a thing. Maybe a little tingling.

Silly Rabbit, you can only get the good stuff from an "influencer"

 

>>> Thod will buy it.  <<<

Native, coconut vanilla all the way bruh

smell so good, you'd eat me 

 

Phil Bombs Not Stink Bombs

The Fat Man Reeks

Quadlibet For Stinkfoot

Rejected varietals:

Corpse Flower Wook Musk

Lilac Lot Rat

Spinner Spunk

 

Hey pyro + slacker, wrong, its not a suppository

I can't imagine how bad Garcia smelled in 1984.

Going where the wind don't blow so strange.

Back Stage Ass

 

My guess is that these products will do well with John Mayer fans. 

>>My guess is that these products will do well with John Mayer fans.<<

...that is likely the rationale behind the mere existence of these stupid products at all. A really cheap, insignificant, and undeserving place to put the GD legacy stamp.

Fuck John Mayer. The best thing about DeadCo was the nightly appearance of The Rhythm Devils anyway.

That AssHandle is not even qualified to carry Jerry's briefcase wink

 

>The best thing about DeadCo was the nightly appearance of The Rhythm Devils anyway<

 

Oof. That's too bad. And I mean too bad.

It is what it is. Glad I saw what I was fortunate to see (before Jerry checked out)

Sad. Indeed, at least we are left with a shit ton of unbelievable recordings of real shows that did actually happen in real time 3D

Wisp O' Wedger

Hint Of Hoodie

Morning Dude

Lot Landrace

Help On The Way>
Stinknot>
Franklin's Shower

 

While I tend to use Tannis Root for herbal body stuff,  this reminds me of Wendy Weir book where she channeled Jerry Garcia.

Also the thing in Deodor - rant is Aluminum oxide,  which also gives you Alzheimer syndrome.

After a small {(micro - dose)}} of the Aluminium,  my tiny Brain remembered the Weir Sauce line of BBQ products.
Whatever became of Weir Sauce ??

> Whatever became of Weir Sauce ??

It slowed down tremendously and got weaker and weaker as the years wore on. I blame the beard.

How about some GD 'Mace Your Face' pepper spray?

Morning Phew

I think Garcia probably smelled slightly worse in 86.

Me and My Armpit

Shakedown Sweat Stain

I just ordered some "Smell in a Bucket" aftershave.

Stella Pheeww

Stink Stephen

 

Black Muddy River: For that slimy, grimy feeling.

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Eau De Wharf Rat 

Peggy-Ewww

Ramble On Rose

B O Down The Line

Smells Stronger Than Dirt

Run, Run, Run For The Roses

Smellya In The Rain

Busting a gut here.

If you really wanna smell better, do your schnoz a favor and order the new Grateful Dead / Dead&Co officially sanctioned, "Booger-ree" Neti Pot. 

Piggy Eau

Saint of Effluence

Black-sharted Wind

Saint of Circumstinks

Catfish John Armpit Powder

Cryptical Envelopscent 

 just got a couple autographed-by-Weir  "Howzee Smell Bloomin Awful" roll-ons. Smells like wet dog.

Shakedown Stench

Miasma In The Rain

Fart From Me

Stinky Fingers

New Speedstick Boogie...

Phish should release their own brand called "Lawn Boy" featuring black oleander and a collection of overwhelming olfactory hues from the lot including unwashed hippie, sage, weed, wet dog, DMT, lot food vendor, more weed, porto-john chemicals, and patchouli. 

25$ a stick.. hahaha.. I became a dead head in 1999.. bahahaha.. Coming soon, a whole line of home care products to make the lives of everyday earthmammas groovier.

Pit Ticket

Prankster Fresh

Redolent Road Crew

Bear's Breath

 

Heart of Gold Bond...

New Minglewood Phews

Tangled up in Phews

I need a miracle deodorant. 

Touch of spray

Tantalizing Ten Strip 

Ecstasy

Thai Stick

 Dank

Tang Left Body Jam...

Lazy lightning speed stick

Ramble on Rose roll on

Eau de Warf Rat

Scents Of Circumstance

Smells Like A Stranger 

Oops sorry herbal dave I missed it.

West LA Funkaway

St. Lemon

Berthamot

Lucy Lavendar

Floral on the Mountain

Greatfoul Dead...

No spot taken.  Unapologetic meat eater here.

As an aside I have not worn deodorant since the first week of March.  I'll probably wear it again in work situations which require a suit and lack of faint body odor to close a deal... enjoying not wearing now.  It leaves weird stains on my undershirts and I can skeeved out at the idea of applying aluminum under my arms... that's a major site for absorption.

Jay I had issues with the aluminum for years (super itchy), but didn't have it prior to that. Tom's has a good non-alum stick.

From a friend who's not on the zone:

 

Uncle John's Gland Jam

 

 

Mo Rocca had a few things to say about these products on "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me" today:

https://www.npr.org/programs/wait-wait-dont-tell-me/