Frozen Penis (sports news, not a delicacy...)

You would think the Finns would be on the forefront of penis-warming technology.

^Or the foreskin, at least.

Is that a hand warmer in your pocket...........?

Members Only Electric briefs?

Wind block underwear is the ticket. I don't Nordic ski or run in cold weather without it

the gold, silver, and bronze medal wieners:

Looks like a botched circumcision on that bottom one.

This is why it's wrong to put ketchup on hot dogs.

^ could be Piroshki's Disease

"frosted bits"

LOL.  It could've been worse.  He should talk to Three Dog Night's Chuck Negron about his exploding penis incident.

Wicked case of the blue balls?  Give the Norelco Nut Roaster a try! 
 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxpz2ewrIE0
 

Bo Carter (of the Mississippi Sheiks)-Please Warm My Weiner  (1934)

I got somethin' to tell ya baby, don't get mad this time,
If you warm my wiener, you give me ease all up in my mind

Baby, please warm my wiener, oh, warm my wiener,
Won't you just warm my wiener, 'cause he really don't feel right cold

Now listen here, sweet baby, I ain't no lyin' man,
If you warm my wiener one time, you gonna want him again

Baby, please warm my wiener, oh, warm my wiener,
Won't you just warm my wiener, 'cause he really don't feel right cold

Said some says it takes hot water, baby, can't you see,
But your heat, baby's, plenty warm enough for me

Baby, please warm my wiener, oh, warm my wiener,
Won't you just warm my wiener, 'cause he really don't feel right cold

Now listen here sweet baby, it ain't no fake,
I'm beggin' you baby, now just give your daddy one break

Baby, please warm my wiener, oh, warm my wiener,
Won't you just warm my wiener, 'cause he really don't feel right cold

Now listen here, sweet baby, you know the time's growin' old,
I don't want you to warm half of my wiener, I want you to warm him all

Baby, please warm my wiener, oh, warm my wiener,
Won't you just warm my wiener, 'cause he really don't feel right cold

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I miss double entendre songs.  Now, in our age of explicit lyrics, people just blurt out whatever's on their minds, and all the subtlety and nuance is lost.

I posted this in the Olympics thread. The weird thing,,, it happened to the same skier last year in Finland.

Damn thought this was a popsicle for foreplay thread

Good thing this thread got started even if it's redundant, jaz. It would've felt a bit odd making wiener jokes in an Olympics thread.

You right, Mike.

This cat is dedicated or digs the pain of the thaw.

This was the second time. What a sadist!

Also, this gives a new and credible answer to the Johnny Carson audience question....... How cold was it?

> This was the second time. What a sadist!

His training regimen should probably include a liquid nitrogen workout from here on out.