Food Poisoning

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It is the fuckin worst!!!!!

Bad clam? Sorry. 

Cleans out the system though. Bright side.

Puking while tripping is not fun.

In French,  poisson  is the word for fish.  Coincidence?

Pedialyte is your friend. Tiny bit every hour until you can put down some saltine crackers then food

been there - stay hydrated

<<In French,  poisson  is the word for fish.

did not know that

In French, poison is the word for poison.

weird 

Mais non, c'est poisson!

poisson d'avril!

Sometimes the poisson is poison. 

poison...poison...poison...tasty fish!

Cherchez la vache!

Food poisoning is the catch all category for everyone who calls in sick to work( or “calls out sick”, if your from one of those areas) when they are hung over. Used to drive me crazy cuz I always knew

Very true on the food poisoning excuse. Dubious.

You can say that your mother fell down the stairs. That's gold but granted you can only use it in emergencies. 

I had some kind of gut bug a couple of weeks ago. Went to the local clinic and iv some hydration.  Felt better quicker.

 

Heal quickly,  Tim.

I think I will live, but there is always the chance.

My wife said I had 4 different shades of green and yellows in my face yesterday.

Nothing worse than sitting on the toilet with the garbage can between your knees. I think the culprit was creamy homemade salad dressing that was not put away the other night.

Sippin Gatorade,  scared to eat crackers.

Hang tough, Tim.  If you're through the first 24 hours, you should be about halfway home.  Hoist the mainsail, lash the mast!

i must be immune, ive eaten at the greasiest shittiest dives, often eat at the major fast food offenders in the wee hours of the morn, eaten grilled cheeses and burritos from the wookiest of wooks in the lot, often eat mayo dressings cheese meat that have been left out sometimes well beyond overnight, i dont keep eggs butter in the fridge at all, often get lazy washing my fruits and veg, and i always, always eat all of the crab guts. never so much as a peep from the old stomachoroni. thanks pal, youve always been there for me.