Florida really does need more guns

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Seriously. 

Fort Worth, FL residents lose power due to "extreme zombie activity."

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/38244883/florida-city-warns-residents-of-power-outage-zombies

We need to protect the power grid, damn it. 

Well, there have been real reports of flesh eating bath salt freaks down that way.   Strange things do happen there on a regular basis.

A friend of mine received this call on his cell, we decided to take some boomers and look for some zombies on Sunday, we only got as far as the river and saw no strange activities, we kept our eyes peeled and we did manage to catch a few fish instead.

We may try again this afternoon and we will keep everyone posted of this critical situation.

The higher the boomer intake, the higher a likelihood of finding zombies.

That’s the only advice I’ve got.

Guns useless against zombies.

Think Disco Stu - now there's a guy who might have a chance - a man of Stihl.

>>> Think Disco Stu - now there's a guy who might have a chance - a man of Stihl.

He does stand a fighting chance, he is pretty husky.

>>>>useless against zombies

What?   Shoot em in the head.  An AR-15 with a good scope in a proper defensive position can keep those buggers at arm's length.