First Exit Polls are in, and....

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Let the breaking news begin! 

Polls are already closed in Guam, where democrat Lou Leon Guerrero won the gubernatorial general election and Democratic lawmaker Mike San Nicolas will be heading to the U.S. Congress as the island's non-voting delegate.

Interesting!  (on a personal note, my first gig was at 5, singing a song in front of a big band on the USS Roosevelt somewhere near Guam in 67) 

https://wokesloth.com/republican-darrell-issa-concedes-democrat/jessi/?u...

<<Republican Darrell Issa Concedes His District Before Polls Even Open>>

Sort of a nail biter right now, especially in Florida and Texas (fuck Ted Cruz).  Dems still on track to take the House, but not a "blue wave" so far.

>>Dems still on track to take the House

A little more tentative than some people thought. Fingers crossed.

Fox News just called the House for the Dems.  I am still waiting for CNN to call it before popping open that bubbly we didn't open on election night in 2016.

Jeebus did not vote for Kim Davis.

 

I'm optimistic about Cruz getting ousted, not looking as good in Florida...

Well it looks like the Dems taking the House. Still waiting to see if our Utah delegation gets a Democrat (at least in name).

Good news - radical anti-environmentalist Rob Bishop from Utah loses control of the House Natural Resources Committee to an Arizona Democrat Raul Grajalva who's hot after the Bears Ears Monument reduction and Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke. America's public lands in Utah have gained some help. 

Pop that bubbly, Ken, and have a sip for me.

and Cruz wins, freaking asshat!

 Some Crazy races still going on...that are too close to call, incl Ted Cruz etc...

 

The Ct Race for Governor may go to a court injunction on Friday. (As,of now, they have "set aside" a number of ballots placed by ppl who registered to vote, and voted after 8 pm...if that # is,greater than differance of margin of a Demoratic victory, this one will be decided in court). Just the chance that CT could elect this conservative of a Governor is scary, but, this state is in such financial trouble after 8 years of Governor Malloy, this guy had free votes out to grab etc

 

Crazy night all around country....

So the republicans hold the senate (pick up a seat or two), and the blue wave hits the house (so they can investigate the Donald)

This means total gridlock!  I bet the stock market will be thrilled, they hate progress...

(cue up "the Simpsons" illuminati song)

Bubbly popped!  Subpoena time.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

Cheers Ken (toasting with a white Russian, the dude abides!)  

Fuck Ted Cruz!

^its obviously the Alien Probes fault....

 

Fuck Ted Cruz!

Nancy Pelosi

Adam Schiff is about to fuck some shit up.  

Adam Schiff...that's your hero?  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wow, good luck to you.

Michigan legalized weed.

No more dog racing in Florida....

The horror. 

First they took the dog racing, then it was the jai alai.

Is nothing sacred?

Beto has a potty mouth.

Tax returns please.....and u will see what a fake billionaire Russian puppet looks like.....the spins from the right will b glorious to watch...

Trump wants credit for who won and none of the blame of those who lost....what a joke of a human being...

Checks and Balances.

Nancy Pelosi #3 in succession to the Presidency.

Trump tweets "...two can play that game".

Day before yesterday there was only 1 playing "that game".

Two more years? 

We didn't do too good here in Kentucky.

Ankle grabbing festival? 

Bryen, do not address me. Last time I will be asking you. 

BLUE SWEEP in my county.yes

We did really well in Oregon.  Governor Kate Brown easily defeated her GOP challenger, Knute Buehler, despite predictions of a tight race and Buehler receiving more campaign cash (including $2.5 million from Nike founder Phil Knight).  

Every one of the many ballot measures put out by the GOP was shot down by wide margins and the Dems now have super majorities in both houses of the state legislature.  

 

Is the K silent?

>>>Is the K silent?

Yes.  Its pronounced "newt" as in "she turned me into newt."

The K in Knute or in Knight? Yes.

edit: and what Ken said.

Lol, bluesnote....

Later Dana roarbacher bitch.

It was a good night for the dems. Can’t get too down about not winning in Texas, Georgia and Florida. Florida always confuses me but then I remember that it probably gets 50,000 new old white residents a year and then it starts to make sense.

What is up with 34% of Latino Women voting for Cruz. We live in a Barnum and Baily world.

With that in mind I think the only way to change things is to start working on some viral campaigns. I think these two will help tip the balance in 2020

Real Men Clean Their Guns Drunk

And

When you combine cigarettes and fast food they cancel each other out and make you healthy

If they believe a caravan of homeless women and children are a threat to the most heavily armed country in the world then it shouldn’t be hard getting them to believe some other stuff too.

I got bettuh.

^^ Can’t get too down about not winning in Texas, Georgia and Florida

 

Well, the vapid Hollywood elites sure tried their best.

 

I wouldn't put Mueller's head on Eddard Stark's body if you want it to stay there for long..not the best meme choice there.

georgia sec state purged 10% of voters from the rolls.

why do republicans have to cheat and disenfranchise people?

 

and in the election he is running in...? can control the rolls? 

that's frowned upon in other shit hole countries.

 

^^Well, the vapid Hollywood elites sure tried their best.

Is Trump a vapid Hollywood reality star or just a Hollywood reality star? It's hard to keep up with. 

and one more thing while we are on the subject of Trump. The house flipping is 100% on him. With the economy we have, and historic low unemployment - all he had to do was shut the fuck up for two years and the house would still be overwhelmingly Republican. 

A full 10% of Florida adults are barred from voting because of past felony convictions. That’s a bullshit law that definitely benefits the Republicans. 

Prop 6 Failed In Calif - Thanks Turtle !  I Use To pay 70 a year at the DMV  2016 Now It 159 To Reg Old 4 Runner plus gas tax of 12 cents Too ! I BETTER SEE NICE ROADS SOON T !

Every Year My Truck/s Got Older The DMV Fees Went Down Until 2017 Then They GOT WAY GREED DMV ! Thanks Pubs and Trump and Sacramento LET'S RIP YOU OFF EVERY WAY POSSIBLE !  oh Yeah? JUST WAIT !!

WAKE UP AMERICA ! TRUMP IS A FLEA . A LOWLY PHONEY FRAUD BY THE TELEPROMPT _________IDIOT AT THE OFFICE AT PRESIDENCY =  HE WILL HATE 2019 ! WATCH OUT !!  AND GET MAD AGAIN GMA = The People.

I too voted no on 6.  Imagine that.

>>> I wouldn't put Mueller's head on Eddard Stark's body if you want it to stay there for long..not the best meme choice there.

Wouldn't matter if Mueller's head was photochopped on your body Dise/Willows (might've been funnier).

 

Fact is if you think a slow Saturday night massacre is gonna stop the investigation, your more dense than already proven.

 

Matthew Whitaker is a joke, only to deflect from Don Jr. who is about to get indicted.

 

Mueller probe is funded until June 2019.

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