Fabio, Frank Stallone and Ted Nugent Walk Into A Bar . . .

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The manager tells them he's not hiring right now.

From that Tweety thing.

 

[Feel free to append your own Ralph Macchio joke]

I saw a local car dealer commercial staring Ralph Macchio tonight. Had a couple of corny Karate Kid lines. Things must be pretty tough. 

Ted Nugent was my first rock concert.

I love that those kids are all like “who’s Ted Nugent?”

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Dude had a bird commit suicide by flying into his massive head