Disco Stu...

Keeping a low profile since establishing the Ivermectin Pipeline?

Hope he and H.I.M. are well.

I hope all is well

<< he and H.I.M

Yeah what's up? I miss them wild stories of his no holds barred free lifestyle.

I miss Stu too

Pine Barrens of central Jersey can be a mysterious and unforgiven place.

CHAIRMAN OF THE WORLD

If I were Chairman of the World

Mice would not vex Disco Stu.

Cats would patrol all Midgard,

And Disco Stu’s farmhouse too.

From warrior cat to kitty pet,

No solace for the mice that roared.

Be they fierce as Reepicheep.

Be they twerp, or low pipsqueak.

Even Frederick, the Poet-Mouse

(From the tip of his nose to the end of his tail).

Ha! Ha! Stuart Little!

Cut away all paper bags!

The film is nothing like the book.

You are not Chairman of the World,

And neither am I, alas, alack, a-lark!

(Leave birds out of this!)

Dapper, tweed dressed mice, driving roadsters,

Or fighting battles with flashing swords,

Of no concern to cats in universes next door.

Space-time for Springers, Schrödinger,

Are you alive, or are you dead?

I like you, cat, I will call you Kim.

Now go and catch those mice!

Replied the cat,

“I will call you LUSH! I will call you SOT!

No is kitten, is CAT! Name is Kim!”

…And along with orange Dudley,

And tabby cats Max and Moe,

Mama Kitty too (cat goddess rest her soul),

And Queen Silvera, regal and aloof

In the Forest of Kim!

All send greetings, Disco Stu,

Do not be downhearted!

Your mice shall soon be thwarted, swatted down!

Your home again a sea of tranquility

When those mice are gone!

Yours, in jest,

The Chairman of the World

~ Roarshock

Stu wasn't banned, was he?

And was it just me, or did he seem to be going 'round the bend a bit in his later posts?

At a certain point I started envisioning him much like Walter White at the end of Breaking Bad...

I hope he's OK.

>>Yeah what's up? I miss them wild stories of his no holds barred free lifestyle.

>>Pine Barrens of central Jersey can be a mysterious and unforgiven place... especially after huffing chainsaw fumes. Between the fumes and  Invermectin he might be the next Hunter S. Thompson? I predict he'll resurface as Sid Barrett... but be fully immune!

Search and rescue is on it. Last seen at a Wawa...

Hüskee said he's fine last I heard

Then again; never trust a prankster

rumor has it he is caught in a phish net 

sounds generic to me ;)

he is a phisher, im guessing he is ok !

Excellent poem, Roarshock!   

I sit & watch, appreciatively amused.....

 Stu Sighting?

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/national-international/nj-state-tro...

Another fan here of Roarshock's poem, thanks! 
Good one for the poetry folder archive, too.

Disco Stu is in my thoughts today, hope he is well.

I mailed the Rolling Thunder flash drive to Disco Stu and he verified receipt.

Perhaps he's deep into Bob?

Better to be swimming with the phishes than swimming with the fishes.

Rock on with thy bad self, Disco Stu.

fantastic, roar!

needed to get on the big screen to read it

Whenever I see Disco Stu the lyrics to Disco Boy go running thru my head 

Disco Stuuuuu

run to the toilet and he combs his haaaair 

Siri, who is Reepicheep?

Roarshock, was this poem or lyrics read or sung at one of the Zoner jams?

Seems vaguely familiar. 

I wrote that poem in October 2011 when there was much talk on the Zone about problems Disco Stu was having with mice infesting his farmhouse. Most of this talk originated with Disco Stu. Of course, there is a whole lot more that found its way into the poem. I read the poem on the radio soon thereafter and advertised the reading on the Zone. There were some real time posts and chortles when the program was streamed live, especially for Chairman of the World. Here is a transcript and a recording of the show.

https://roarshock.net/sonic10-14-11.html

https://www.radiovalencia.fm/podcasts/?episode=3416

I am trying to remember the dates of the West Coast Zoner Jams. If there was one around this time, or after, I am sure I read this poem.

Thanks for the kind words. Yo! Disco Stu, Right On MAN!

Hello All,

I'm just fine,  and working on cleaning up the Barn.
Not quite Dead yet.  Thanks for all the kind thoughts.

I still have the Dylan Rolling Thunder Revue flash drive,  and would like to pass that along to the next person who's interested.
Good tunes on there.

Besides cleaning up the Barns,  I put a set of  "John Pearse" strings on the Martin D-28 factory reject,  and they sound great.

Hüsky is Seven and quite Healthy.  He had some Deer Legs and Halibut snackies last few days,  along with the usual Grain-Free kibble.

So Martin factory reject is a 1976 model.  Plain Jane basic D-28 and I bought it from a little old lady,  whose husband used to play it on Sundays.

Back then they would take a router to the headstock and internal markings that said "Martin" and put a little sticker that said "Avalon".
It's starting to get broken in,  and I like how it's  holding up to the Daylight Savings time.

Good morning Disco Stu, good to see you around these parts again.  What a coincidence, my guitars also do not seem to be impacted by the time change. 

Betcha the dogo knew the time changed

when you can only conversate with H.I.M.

its not looking good, hope all is well stuey

Hey, man thanks for checking in. Are you still doing cool the Ben Hur style one Husky pre snow chariate race thing?

I'm pretty sure he's posting from Dealey Plaza these days.

Thanks for the reply ,Roarshock.  It seemed familiar.