Disappointment

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Worked in the yard hard on Sunday and a customer of mine gave me tickets to see John Lodge from the Moody Blues we went out for a night in Stuart, looking forward to some killer tacos and some good tunes.

Showered up and skipped off to our favorite local Taco Shack. It is a lil expensive and small for a taco,  but the flavors are vibrant and oh soooo good. It was a great place to get baked, chill in the corner and walk to a few music venues. Many a trips started in the voodoo room.

It was sold and the place was sticky dirty, the POS machine adds 20% tip after taxes and has a tip container (yea they got me twice) and the food was frozen reheated shit, The portions are twice the size but who cares when its crap. We ordered 6 tacos of different types and all of them were jizzed up with thousand island dressing and hand fulls of iceberg lettuce.

It was a major major let down.

We made our way over to the Lyric and took in a cheezy 80's concert. Mullets were the popular hair style last night, we had a good time but I am glad I didn't drop $55 a ticket for this.

Ride my seesaw

The lyric is a cool theater.  Downtown Stuart not so much cool.  Every place I've eaten there sucks more than the next. We usually go to the irish pub place on the corner -- knowing that Im not looking for decent food or service.  Never fails -- no matter what we order they fuck up and end up comping most are all of the meal.  The noodle place, when it first opened, was great but it's changed hands a couple times already.  Pizza window is decent. 

There was a chicago style hot dog place up the road but I'm not sure  that its still open? 

Mullets were a popular hairstyle last night>>> 

lol. Sounds horrible. Glad you made it out alive

 

 

Yea Chicago pizza and dogs around the corner, changed owners but still a very good pie considering it is Stuart.

We do have some very good places, ya just gotta poke around.

lol. Sounds horrible. Glad you made it out alive <<<

 

HA HA !

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Can't say I've seen any mullets around St. Pete lately, and I thought you East coasters were a hipper than us, Tim.  Goes ta' show ya' don't ever know whats coming "out of the woodwork" for an old-schooler like Lodge.

 

Bobby here Sunday should be an interesting crew, but $70. to stand all night eliminates some. 

Everyone knows that an evening at Red Lobster is no small affair. I press my jeans, put on my finest hair product, and drench myself in a musky cologne. Hell, I may even shine up my wing tipped shoes, for I am going to Red Lobster. I strut through the door with my finest lady on my arm and throw up two fingers to the Hostess. I glide past the lobster tank with ease knowing that yet again I will not be eating a red lobster at Red Lobster (who would). I take a seat and before the waiter asks us for our drinks I request 20 cheddar bay biscuits. It's such a bold move that music stops, glasses clink, and everyone in a 5 yard radius gasps in disbelief/shock. Even my company gives me a look of concern. The waiter says " s..sir are you sure?". I don't sweat one bit and I tell that waiter to step and make with the cbb's. he comes back with three baskets filled with biscuits (7 in 2 and 6 in another). I thank the waiter. Then I go straight baller!!!! I'm pounding biszcuits left and right. Smashing them in old dudes faces, rubbing them between my ladies titties, telling the waiter to fuck off. I cause a ruckus, only get cbb's, don't pay a dime, and leave with my girl plus three more.That's generally what happens every time I go to Red Lobster, I've gotten banned from 33 locations.

 

when I take my seat at the head of the table at Olive Garden, I call up the Uber eats kid and have him deliver the red lobster biscuits right there in the restaurant before the tortellini soup arrives.

I’m like what

now go get me another sprite

Olive Garden's Margarita is not bad.

Bummer ,T and hello Earl.