Dawg Chomped my Spray Bottle, Just to Be a Monkey...
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Sycamore Slough
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Turn my back for a minute and Hüsky ruins my Garden equipment.
He's a naughty little Monkey.
As punishment, I filled one of the backup spray bottles with water and sprayed H.I.M. right on his Furry coat.
He actually enjoyed that.
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Exhibit A -- the destroyed
Exhibit A -- the destroyed garden gear.
Clearly, he shows no remorse for his foul deeds. But his teeth look healthy.
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Where did I go wrong ??
Where did I go wrong ??
My belief is that these other Dawgs taught H.I.M. these criminal behaviors. They are a Ruff crowd.
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How cheeky
How cheeky
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I thought you sprayed David
I thought you sprayed David Grisman and he got pissed.
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People make Light of the
People make Light of the Situation, but his fellow Canine pals are hardened criminal Dawgs.
Samson, the white Fluffy fiend, is a Samoyed - Husky cross. He was a North Jerseyland feral Hound before his current cushy home. Samson killed chickens, and stole things. I really liek that guy. He is a Super-Kool Dawg.
Barney (with the floppy ears) is an "Anatolian Shepherd" which are usually infamous Killers. However, he's always been very nice with the other Doggies, except for some Rottweilers, which he attempts to kill.
Hüsky gets along really quite nicely with these Gangster Dawgs. They play so nice together. Never growl or bare their Chompy teeth.
They are also Gay Dawgs. When they are not frolicking and running, they hump each other. All neutered Males, and totally gay.
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As an amateur Dog
As an amateur Dog anthropologist, my unregarded opinion is that these three form a Pack.
They are a well-formed Dawg Team which can Pack together and head North to Yukon, and / or kill chickens.
Together, they are about 250 - 275 pounds, with big Chompy jaws. They could kill entire hu-person families at a Picnic or Cub-scout gathering, but would most likely steal Food and play with the Kids. Their teeth are all in good health.
I'm absolutely certain that all of those Canines are good with kids, but will slaughter chickens and Rabbits.
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It's a dog eat water bottle
It's a dog eat water bottle world out there, to be pawfectly honest.
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He's not so Fresh & cavalier
He's not so Fresh & cavalier as he contemplates his imminent demise. "Oh no, the Sharp axe !!"
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Don't be an axehole.
Don't be an axehole.
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As fitting, I'm going to
As fitting, I'm going to continue his 'negative reinforcement' for the destructive behavior today. He had some frozen Raspberries w/ his morning Kibble. Then I'm taking H.I.M. to Dog Park to play with his buddies.
That'll teach H.I.M. !!
No way he'll ever chew up my stuff again.
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Are those the dogs who taught
Are those the dogs who taught he who is referred to as H.I.M. to dog ear a water bottle?
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Husky's shackles look a
Husky's shackles look a little on the up-side....is he more tense than the others? Love Samson and Barney's paw-touching ~ I suspect the neighbor's cat is killing the other neighbor's chickens.....
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He's not shackled in those
He's not shackled in those photos. He's sporting an "EZ-Walk" harness and collar w/ dogg license.
The ones where he has the destroyed spray-bottle, there's a metal cable lead attached. I repaired a couple 20-foot leads (which he broke) to make a 38-foot lead.
I don't think he is too tense. The three Dawgs all have different coat textures. Samson (Samoyed x Husky) is extremely fluffy. Barney (Anatolian Shepherd) has a short coat. Mine has typical Siberian fur: double coat with Canadian Timberwolf colors.