Currently slamming whip-its at the United Club, Newark Airport

Go for it JP - nothing like the sound of a jet engine going Wha Wha Wah Wah  wah wah wha wha  in your head

(just be sure you are sitting down as TSA frowns upon faceplanting into the breakfast buffet

And stick around, cause when everyone complains that the whipped cream is ALL flat, theyll bring 8 more!!

Just remember to wipe your lips, moustache, beard etc....and yes, as Alan says, it would help if your face isnt in the cheesecake

As teenagers, me and mu buddy found the whip cream can in the fridge. We huffed the N2O and put the can back in the fridge. When my mom went to use it it was flat, obviously, so she went back to the store and got a free replacement.

This thread cracks me up!   Why can't all the Zone topics be like this!!!

Who was the zoner from way back that got caught huffing cans at the grocery store? 

Who hasn't???

That sounds like Poz, Jonas.

lol.

>>>This thread cracks me up!   Why can't all the Zone topics be like this!!!

because stories of recreational drug use are often met with scorn and harsh judgement around here 

sorry for partying 

you rock on JP

>Who hasn't???

>That sounds like Poz, Jonas.

This was a full on caught inside the cooler incident.  Not a casual whiff from a can.

 Poz was the first person I thought of but I'm not sure it was him.  CrypBill, Heckley, ? ...one of the loons(and I mean that with the utmost respect).   

In related news, TSA just opened JP's carryon luggage:

<<<This was a full on caught inside the cooler incident.>>>

Technically, that Zoner was caught in the ceiling:

A Kentucky man was arrested after having an all-night solo party inside a closed supermarket, where he heroically went through 57 cans of whipped cream. He was found inside the ceiling on Monday, and surveillance video revealed his feast of steak, shrimp and beer before the nitrous oxide called.

Employees of the ValuMarket in the Kentucky town of Mount Washington arrived to a harrowing scene of excess Monday morning, with the remains of six steaks and untold shrimps littering the aisles and a garbage can filled with discarded whipped cream canisters.

Eventually, he "allegedly went to the bathroom on himself" and fell asleep in the supermarket's rafters.

https://gawker.com/kentucky-hero-does-57-cans-of-whipped-cream-nitrous-i...

It may have been me. Back in high school I worked the dairy department of a pretty big supermarket. One summer the dairy manager had a heart attack, and I was the only one manning the dairy on weekdays. My buddies in produce would cook up hot dogs on the shrink wrapper, and we’d sit in the dairy cooler eating, smoking spliffs and sucking off whipped cream cans.

No one got busted, though. That place was a shitshow. One year the store was off by $300,000. The manager drove a brand new Porsche, and he and the assistant manager did enough blow to keep Tony Montana in his mansion.

The good old days...

America....fuck ya!!!

When i was 18-19 , i worked in a restaurant w an elderly owner/chef...he never really bothered us in the kitchen...we did cases of cans at a time, (saving 2 maybe to decorate desserts etc), and we were convinced that we got a much better bzzzzzzzzzz if we used them in freezer compared to walk-in refrigerator....who knew?

Ahhhh, the good old days

My best whippet was done as I was driving over the Tacoma Narrows bridge with drumz from 5/23/82 turned up.

When I read "Currently slamming whip-its" I thought it read "Currently slamming whip" and thought it was a band name.

I got my wisdom teeth out at around 16 or 17. Being an observant teenager I noticed that two lines came into the dentist office. One was blue and said O2 and one was red and said N2O. When I went back for a follow up visit I looked out the window of the waiting room and noticed the two lines went down to tanks loosely chained to the outside of the building. Temptation won the day and we and so we enlisted our friends with a van and went to liberate the tank. Problem was we didn’t have a regulator so we ended up with a tank that had only two setting on and off, and we quickly learned that putting your face up to the tank in the on setting was not a good idea unless you wanted frost bite. Then we just tried to fill the van, but that didn’t work well either, and since we were driving  at the time some small amount of reason did prevail. Finally we came up with the garbage bag method over your head and the tank, and yes somehow I survived being a teenager in the 70’s

A hose works well.  We used to hang at this guys house, when he wasn't in jail, & he always had no less than 50 full tanks in his garage, lbs of weed, books of acid and gallon sized bags of microdots.  One guy would man the tank while another would start huffing from the hose until he either fished out and fell or was too high to hold the hose.   The were more than a few black eyes and nicked heads.  

1 for 3, 2 for 5. 

88 tour we had a canister in the trunk stashed between our back packs and camping gear.  Only had trouble in the Texas panhandle, doing balloons on the car hood just watching the galaxy of stars.  I thought we were toast.  Turns out the State Trooper was more into my what my birth control pills were, than a 55lb NO2 canister in the back.  My boyfriend said he raced cars or some such lame excuse.  Trooper said; Get you out of Texas now!  We did!  Such silly kids.

people like to make light of whippets, they are kind of a joke and pleasure drug for many...but IMO if you have constant access to a tank and large punching bag balloons, and are on acid, it is one of the wildest, most confusingly stunning psychedelic experiences that is possible to be had.

the issue with nitrous is that it only lasts a few seconds, so if you are using whippets, by the time you load up a second balloon, you are halfway down from the first, so you reach a plateau that you cant pass due to time restraints.

but if you can just keep filling giant balloons from a huge tank, and have no time constraints, you can go to some pretty insane places where the laws of time and space bend dramatically inside of your experience. as long as you remember to take a breath of straight up air after ever 2-3 inhalations, youve just gotta stay focused on inhaling as much gas as you possibly can as fast as you possibly can. IME its very very different, but can be just as strong and perplexing as DMT.

also if you are going to do alot of nitrous, you NEED to take sublingual or injected b12 supplements or you can get some very serious nerve damage from b12 deficiency induced by the nitrous. nitrous itself does not "kill brain cells" or have any serious negative effects on its own...but it can induce b12 deficiency with can have serious consequences. simple b12 supplementation fixes this 100%. needs to be sublingual or injected tho, bioavailability of b12 is to low when a tablet or capsule is taken orally.

i don't like it.

nitrous-mafia article:

https://www.villagevoice.com/2010/07/06/inside-the-nitrous-mafia-an-east...

1975 article on emerging Nitrous culture

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/nitrous-oxide-234197/

>>..but IMO if you have constant access to a tank and large punching bag balloons, and are on acid, it is one of the wildest, most confusingly stunning psychedelic experiences that is possible to be had.

Yup.

>>..but IMO if you have constant access to a tank and large punching bag balloons, and are on acid, it is one of the wildest, most confusingly stunning psychedelic experiences that is possible to be had.

Yup.

LSD and N2O are a match made in heaven.

I think shrooms and N2O are better, but there is lots of research still to done.

There's plenty of room for all 3.  

No one got busted, though. That place was a shitshow. One year the store was off by $300,000. The manager drove a brand new Porsche, and he and the assistant manager did enough blow to keep Tony Montana in his mansion.  <<<

Brian That Is Classic Zone posting Thanks !

Time for everyone to grow up. 

{{{Mookie Juice}}}

Jazzfish brings it on the arbitrary threads, when all of a sudden you realize its happy hour.

But this takes the cake & cream ~ 

Wh(uhuahuhahaahaaah)at?

Interesting we haven't heard from JP since the first post....you alright?

Apparently he made it on the plane aok.

And he brought his own "oxygen" mask!

And he sent us a selfie to let us know he got home safe and was unpacking his bags