Don sits on the toilet in the White House, tweeting like he normally does. Halfway through a typical rant “Despite the constant negative press..” he is overwhelmed with a sudden sense of loneliness, loss and melancholy.
He wonders where it all went wrong, and why this doesn’t feel good. People used to love him, laugh at his jokes… sure, he’d get an eye roll once and awhile, but that was his style. People got it.
He stares at the contrast between the black phone he holds, and the stark white of the walls. His mind goes back to a happier time. He remembers the early days with Melania, back when she used to like him. Back when she’d take his hand unprompted, and not bat it away. That still stung. He missed her talking to him in her heavy accent that he used to find so adorable.
“Donny, I need my Covfefe” she’d say in the morning. He’d laugh, she’d laugh, it had always brightened his day.
He typed the letters into his phone. The tweet didn’t make any sense, but he hit send anyways. He hoped she’d see it, and maybe she’d smile at him tomorrow. A real one, not the way she smiled now.
He is, as of this writing, the most mocked man in the world. After the women’s march on January 21st, people joked that he had been rejected by more women in one day than any man in history; he was mocked in newspapers, on television, in cartoons, was the butt of a million jokes, and his every tweet was instantly met with an onslaught of attacks and insults by ordinary citizens gleeful to be able to speak sharp truth to bloated power
People are trying to say that "covfefe" translates into "heil hitler" or "I'm with the Russians" but I ran it through google translate and it doesn't mean any of that I think it's just a typo.
When President Trump posted a misspelled “unpresidented” tweet, Merriam-Webster tweeted a definition of “huh.”
During the presidential campaign, Trump said it was a great “honer” to win a February 2016 debate. So Merriam-Webster defined that word as “one that hones.”
When Trump called Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) a “leightweight chocker,” the dictionary mocked him by trying to define the two misspelled words. For “leightweight,” Merriam-Webster said, “We have no. idea.” For “chocker,” — well, how do you define “nope”?
Merriam-Webster has gained online fame for trolling Trump (as a candidate and as president). Its use of wit and humor has earned it nearly half a million followers — up from about 180,000 when its social-media strategy was confined to a “Word of the Day” tweet in the morning and a quiz in the afternoon. Now, Trump-trolling tweets immediately go viral, including the most recent one in response to the president's confusing midnight tweet: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
[Trump targets ‘negative press covfefe’ in garbled midnight tweet that becomes worldwide joke]
Whoever was handling Merriam-Webster's Twitter account apparently woke up in the wee hours of Wednesday and checked Twitter. This time, though, the dictionary didn't jab at Trump. No correction of the confusing word. No definition of “huh” or “nope.”
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Peyton Manning lined up and
Peyton Manning lined up and called "White Lady, Omaha, COVFEFE!
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My father in law wrote this
My father in law wrote this
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I like it!
I like it!
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Lol, Tim.
Lol, Tim.
That dovetails nicely with this awesomely savage piece by Rebecca Solnit.
http://lithub.com/rebecca-solnit-the-loneliness-of-donald-trump/
Shes pretty fantastic.
He is, as of this writing, the most mocked man in the world. After the women’s march on January 21st, people joked that he had been rejected by more women in one day than any man in history; he was mocked in newspapers, on television, in cartoons, was the butt of a million jokes, and his every tweet was instantly met with an onslaught of attacks and insults by ordinary citizens gleeful to be able to speak sharp truth to bloated power
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Don't you touch hard liquor,
Don't you touch hard liquor, just a cup of cold Covfefe.
Before you let that deal go down...
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Covfefe ugly.
Covfefe ugly.
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Little Covefe was at the
Little Covfefe was at the groomers getting dyed pink.
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Dazed and covfefed
Been dazed and covfefed
For so long it's not true
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Covfefe, the new dance craze.
Covfefe, the new dance craze.
Covfefe to the left
Covfefe to the right
Covfefe to the left
Covfefe to the right
COVFEFE, COVFEFE, Cov Cov, COVFEFE!
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His job at the dairy was
His job at the dairy was shoveling out all the covfefe.
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Oy ve
Oy ve
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Covfefe don't like it
Covfefe don't like it
rock the Casbah
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lol
lol
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Dark Star crashes,
Dark Star crashes,
pouring it's light into covfefe.
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In the backwash of Covfefeo,
In the backwash of Covfefeo, the black and bloody mire,
The Dono Wolf collects his dues, while the boys sing 'round the fire.
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When is Catchabigone going to
When is Catchabigone going to announce Covfefe 2017?
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Hail to the Covfefe
Hail to the Covfefe
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ParadiseWaits
Today's secret word is:
Today's secret word is:
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This is part of Trump''s test
This is part of Trump''s test for current applicants for WH press secretary...
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My favorite fois gras is
My favorite fois gras is covfefe.
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Covfefe is the Donald's safe
Covfefe is the Donald's safe word when Melania pulls out the bigly strap-on.
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People are trying to say that
People are trying to say that "covfefe" translates into "heil hitler" or "I'm with the Russians" but I ran it through google translate and it doesn't mean any of that I think it's just a typo.
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(winning)Applicant #1: "The
(winning) Job Applicant #1: "The tweet speaks for itself"
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What people? name names,
>>People are trying to say that
What people? Name names, dammit!
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What a maroon!
What a maroon!
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Despite the Cav's constant
Despite the Cav's constant negative press covfefe the Warriors were able to dominate the series...
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Sorry - but I am hoping you
Sorry - but I am hoping you jinxed the Warrirors there.
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Sarah Silverman just covfefed
Sarah Silverman just covfefed on Jimmy Kimmel's neck
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watch me whip, watch me
watch me whip, watch me cofveve
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Sometimes I feel like I've
Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the Covfefed Post. Good lord I feel like I'm dying.
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Thou shalt not covfefe thy
Thou shalt not covfefe thy neighbor's wife.
Unless she's a solid 8, at least.
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Fuck your covfefes.
Fuck your covfefes.
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“The president and a small
“The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant,” Spicer replied, which elicited laughter throughout the room.
Reporters then tried to ask Spicer what “covfefe” actually means, but he quickly moved on to another question.
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My Covfefe is organic and
My Covfefe is organic and made from scratch...had some on my toast this morning.
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who you jivin' with that
who you jivin' with that Covfefe debris?
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Covfefe fest 2017?
Covfefe fest 2017?
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I don't like your covfefe
I don't like your covfefe name, I don't like your covfefe face, I don't like your covfefe behavior, and I don't like you. Covfefe!
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Excuse me, stewardess, I
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Covfefe.
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Covfefe yourself!
Covfefe yourself!
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Grandpa, no one really calls
Grandpa, no one really calls them covfefes anymore.
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Kovfefe Annan
Kovfefe Annan
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Spin off group:
Spin off group:
Dead And Covfefe
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https://www.washingtonpost
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/05/31/after-months-o...
When President Trump posted a misspelled “unpresidented” tweet, Merriam-Webster tweeted a definition of “huh.”
During the presidential campaign, Trump said it was a great “honer” to win a February 2016 debate. So Merriam-Webster defined that word as “one that hones.”
When Trump called Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) a “leightweight chocker,” the dictionary mocked him by trying to define the two misspelled words. For “leightweight,” Merriam-Webster said, “We have no. idea.” For “chocker,” — well, how do you define “nope”?
Merriam-Webster has gained online fame for trolling Trump (as a candidate and as president). Its use of wit and humor has earned it nearly half a million followers — up from about 180,000 when its social-media strategy was confined to a “Word of the Day” tweet in the morning and a quiz in the afternoon. Now, Trump-trolling tweets immediately go viral, including the most recent one in response to the president's confusing midnight tweet: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
[Trump targets ‘negative press covfefe’ in garbled midnight tweet that becomes worldwide joke]
Whoever was handling Merriam-Webster's Twitter account apparently woke up in the wee hours of Wednesday and checked Twitter. This time, though, the dictionary didn't jab at Trump. No correction of the confusing word. No definition of “huh” or “nope.”
Its response was, essentially, no response.
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I Almost feel bad for Spicey.
I Almost feel bad for Spicey.
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>>Kovfefe Annan Kovfefe Söze
>>Kovfefe Annan
Kovfefe Söze
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Maybe Kovfefe Burbridge?
Maybe Kovfefe Burbridge?
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I know I can't wait for
I know I can't wait for Covfefe this yr. Hope it is not the same weekend as DOTC. Good one Herbal Dave!
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Pretty sure we now know what
Pretty sure we now know what was in the pulp fiction briefcase.
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You put the lime in the
You put the lime in the covfefe, you drink it all up.
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"Of course #covfefe is real
"Of course #covfefe is real word. It was coined during the Bowling Green Massacre." - D. Sevenay
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FUCK The IDIOT !
FUCK The IDIOT !
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Maybe Kovfefe Burbridge?
Maybe Kovfefe Burbridge?
NICE!
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They can call each other
They can call each other Covfefe - you just can't call them Covfefe.
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I do not think that word
You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
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Winter is covfefe!
Winter is covfefe!
[(ing?)]
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i mean, i get he is the
i mean, i get he is the president and is mentally ill, but why read or respond to his tweets?
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Why has noone yet claimed
Why has noone yet claimed covfefe as a band name??!!!
Thus far, covfefe is the only good thing to come out of this ridiculous election.
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Maxwell House covfefe, good
Maxwell House covfefe, good to the last drop
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And the name on the old
And the name on the old sleigh was "Coyfefe".
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It's the new Benghazi!
It's the new Benghazi!
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http://www.newyorker.com
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-sleeping-only-...
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C itizen
C itizen
O btained
V oter
F raud
E vidence
F ound
E xecuted
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I dont covfefe all the time,
I dont covfefe all the time,
But, when i do, im usually confused.
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It's all fun and games until
It's all fun and games until the covfefe runs out.
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I wonder how many bar bands
I wonder how many bar bands substituted "Covfefe!" for "Tequila!" last week.
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lol Bluest.
lol Bluest.
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Comeys a time,
Comeys a time,
when the blind man takes your hand,
says "covfefe"
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I rang a silent bell, beneath
I rang a silent bell, beneath a shower of pearls
In the eagle-winged palace of the queen covfefe
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(No subject)
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"Every time Reserve Notes
"Every time Reserve Notes FNORD they undermine the Fed."
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Bravo CAT! LMFAO I'm sure
Bravo CAT! LMFAO
I'm sure Deadco could incorporate those lyrics into their show.......