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The global money laundry is working out even better than we hoped: just the right amount of starch!

Neck Blubber

Remember when you guys fixed me up with those hookers?

That was a pisser.

Who's Next, my cock holster is always ready. 

"I moved on her like a bitch" ... "grab them by the pussy"

New World Odor

Seadog's porno wet dream, smoking hot threesome.

Taco Bowl with Borscht.

 

(In Russian)

 

"We've got him by the balls....Hah-Hah-Hah!!!"

 

-or_

 

"I still can't believe that this crazy plan ACTUALLY worked!  Hah-Hah-Hah!!!"

 White

Whiter 

Whitest 

Ned: and mega jowly

Hydrogenated oil barrons

Trump:  Bronze-Dude Sergey, do you think White-Dude Sergey wants to use the official WH tanning bed?  It's cool, no US press.

Pull my finger

So whatever lie I tell, or tweet I make Fox news is right there backing the shit up like its mana from heaven.

WINNING!