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Got some good productive time turning the driveway into a garden this afternoon, come back inside to take a shower, and some unknown homeless chick has beaten me to it!
WTF?
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Got some good productive time turning the driveway into a garden this afternoon, come back inside to take a shower, and some unknown homeless chick has beaten me to it!
WTF?
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she came in thru the bathroom
she came in thru the bathroom window?...
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There's a random nude chick
There's a random nude chick in your shower?
There's so much to work with there.
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Something similar happened to
Something similar happened to my wife when she attended UT in Austin Texas. She moved to the crackhead side of town because the rent was affordable. She was away for a holiday break. She returned to find someone had taken a bath (ring around the tub/greasy tide line) , stolen cassette tapes, and some laundry coins off the dresser....
That house and their experiences could host it's own thread....
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That was weird...
That was weird...
So i'm tearing out the blackberry roots, cleaning out the large ornamental pots, etc, going to turn this freaking gravel driveway into a garden, dammit! Face got so sweaty I couldn't see anymore, glasses wet, real muggy day with sun then showers (was working thru the showers). I decided I'd had enough, went up the stairs (have the upstairs apt in a 120 yr old home). Had left the door open per usual (it's zombieland around here anyway), come in and the bathrooms door's closed, knock on it, a chick answers... She eventually came out, young, goth mascara (not an expert on these things), very polite, said someone said it was ok, though she didn't know who that someone was. She wanted to take a shower so I let her... can't make this shit up!
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My friend in Fresno got a
My friend in Fresno got a text on his phone Doorbell went outside a Homeless Girl was using his hose nakeed as a shower. He ran out She tirend the hose on him ...
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Are you sure it was Goth
Are you sure it was Goth Mascara and not Rocky Horror Mascara ??
But that was nice of you to let her take a shower.
I probably would have said, "Well fine, but then you have to help finish in the DriveGardenWay."
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uh that's really trippy
uh that's really trippy noodler.
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you got your house copped in
you got your house copped in real life!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiavtMNE8lc
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When you let racoons and
When you let racoons and possums live under your bed, an unexpected homeless chick taking a shower is NBD.
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Ass gas or grass
Ass gas or grass
No one showers for free
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Lather was thirty years old
Lather was thirty years old today. They took away all of his toys.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vO-J7F4vPtg
Jefferson Airplane
The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour-1968
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Sounds like you might have
Sounds like you might have caught her trying to burglarize the place and she made up the "shower" story as a weird cover. I know several people who have caught someone in their house or in their back yard, and when the they were confronted, they came up with some sort of "innocent" excuse, like "I was just looking for some cans" or "I wanted to see if you had any work for me." Regardless of why she was in their, it sounds weird and unnerving.
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I had a student following me
I had a student following me up the stairs after work (swing shift / hospital) on a thirsty thursday a decade or so ago. I kept trying to explain he had the wrong house, but he kept on saying his friends said it was ok. Got ridiculous, but then he started looking around, said "I though we did the dishes", then looked in the fridge, and screamed "there's no beer", then bolted out the house and down the stairs at light speed!
(technically, the last chick to do this was naked, but that's another story)