Bought Old Subaru -- Need Bumper Sticker...

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So I picked up the '97 Legacy Outback wagon yesterday;  as one would expect for a 20 year old cheap car, it squeaks and rattles a bit.

But what fun to drive a manual transmission car.  The electrical windows even all work. The Hüsky thinks it is some type of new Magic to see them go up & down by themselves.  He loves the cushy back seat. Tape deck functions perfectly.

However,  I need to adorn it with the proper bumper sticker.  My thought is  "My Other Car Is Also A Lesbian Witch" .

If anyone's holding well, face & fees.

um NO.

Some version of the coexist sticker. Or

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Nice, is that the hatchback edition? I'm trying to visualize so I can get a good over/under until all passenger seating is filled with useless junk shop / thriftstore acquisitions.

I have a Box of Super Cool stickers Still ...... just to collect I Love Them ! assorted..

"JUST GO AROUND ME"

Ateix,

It's really not filled with olde junque now.

Just a flashlight, car papers and a few cassettes -- for the tape deck.

I'll probably add a basic tool kit and jumper cables,  just for kicks.

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Mine's got that Kwazy rear windshield wiper also.  It actually works !!

No Log rear bumper, yet.

How did you make it this far in life?

 

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Even better 

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"Bestiality isn't a crime."

^ lol

that poor dog.

My oldtimer Sube Legacy had "Sick Dudes Eager to Oust Bush/Cheney". Seemed to be a winner for the time.

 

 INDIVIDUALISTS UNITE!

Dem trolls always trolling, how quaint.

How does a Bumper Sticker thread elicit the enthusiasm for bestiality within those tiny little minds ??

STFU if you ain't got Bumper Stickers.

"Live Music Are Better Bumper Stickers Should Be Issued..."

^^^VLZUI?

 

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Not driving mine right now because the exhaust fell off & I have another working car, but I have a 20 year old Subaru too. I think it's an outback. Possibly Legacy? It's at least my 4th or 5th Subaru. 

Haven't had any exterior stickers on my car for a while, bumper or otherwise - not with the last several cars at least. I'd rather have some nondescript old car, driving like an old lady (been driving that way since I was much younger too) - staying in the lane, keep the speed limit, follow every traffic law perfectly, not decorating the outside with anything that would attract attention, etc.

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Just Say YES!

"Nobody Gives A Fuck About Your Eagle Scout"

Lots of good ideas here.

Taking Hüsky up to Cranstock for the Music and Lake swimming this afternoon.  It will be the inaugural Jerseyland turnpike test-ride for the Subaru.

Tank's full of gas and the long leash is packed.

See all y'all there.

Email the Uconn Husky Athletic Dept...ask for some promo, especially stickers...

 

You ll get a envelope full of husky heads...a few w no uconn mention whatsoever...

I have a UCONN Husky Basketball T shirt all because I like the picture on the shirt

I'm actually looking at trading in Hüsky for a Cockatiel / Chiahuahua mix or some similar Ankle-nipper.  Maybe a miniature Dachsund / Shii-Tzu cross.

Hüsky is just so Hard-Working and always wants to go running, sledding or to meet Chicks.

Also,  he sheds profusely. One lady offered me two Guinea Pigs and a Hamster in trade, but he ate them. 

So that deal is sort of on the back-burner for now.

Actually, I take it back, those dog stickers are pretty cool. No one is going to be offended by the image of a cute dog. The opposite, if anything.

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It's funny;

When the Sheriff pulled me over some weeks ago,  Hüsky gave the cop that innocent look which got us off the hook.

He's not the snarly barky type, so that's helpful.  It was a quasi-illegal left turn that drew attention, not stickers.

Cop ran my documents and let me go with some directions to the proper road.  "Beauty Dawg there, have a Nice Day." 

Despite the inconvenience,  it was nice to know I don't have any old warrants for some forgotten parking ticket.