Best Nickname

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Hands down, Magic Johnson.

Dr. J is a memorable one as well.

my old neighbor supposedly was a limo driver for magic and the like back in the day. he and isaiah were "close" you could say...

 

but good to have him back in the fold and let jim bus go roller skate down at venice...

<< he and isaiah were "close" you could say...

 

was isaiah pitching or catching? i would imagine catching.

The Babe

Skully

Three Fingers Brown

 

Much better than Mordacai

Pugsly

Getting back to Magic Johnson:  As a kid, I never once questioned that his birth name was NOT Magic, until it was actually revealed that he, indeed, had a different first name.

 

Based on that criteria, I'd say the case is closed after the OP.

Cryotte.

One of the best nicknames ever.

Mushmouth

It's Time For Dodger Baseball..

MulletTaper

Mr T

When I was a kid, a lot of people had nicknames. There was Fuji, Pinky, Kooky, Bonji, based on their last  names. But best was this kid with a big head. We called him headquarters. 

I love Buster Posey's name for a baseball player. I think it's perfect.

Long duck dong 

Shoeless Joe Jackson

 

Dr. Dunkenstein aka Darrell Griffith

 

Chocolate Thunder aka Daryl Dawkins

 

The Say Hey Kid aka Willie Mays

 

Hammerin' Hank Aaron

 

The Yankee Flipper aka pitcher Jack McDowell when he gave the PZ Salute to the crowd at Yankee Stadium as he came off the field.

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Nice list, Dave.

The Fearsome Foursome ...L.A. Rams front four late 60 s

Purple People Eaters...Minnesota Vikings front four...late 60 s early 70 

The Steel Curtain...Steelers D...70 s

Doomsday Defense...Dallas D...70 s

Killer B s...Dolphins D...70 s

Sack Exchange...Jets front four...80 s

Ed "Too Tall" Jones. The nickname supposedly came from a Tennessee State U coach who said his pants didn't fit because he was too tall to play football. Guess he got that one wrong.

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"The Big Dipper" ..... Wilt Chamberlain

"Wild Thing".... Mitch Williams

"The Round Mound of Rebound" .... Charles Barkley

"Secretary of Defense"....  Deacon Jones

"The Boston Strangler"....  Andrew Toney

"The Dominator" ... Dominik Hašek

 

 

 

 

 

Tuna Can

"The Human Highlight Reel" ... Dominique Wilkins

"The Iceman" ... George Gervin

Pigpen

Refrigerator

Goose- Anthony Edwards in Top Gun.

 

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The Hedgehog. 

I remember being called "Rocket Head" a couple of times in the 7th grade. Only a couple of times cause I never really paid any attention to the idiot that called me that!!!!

The Mighty White Cloud  

Where's the Chris Berman??

 

Tony "how much they" Pena

Scott "supercalifragilisticexpiala" Brosius

Jerome "you better you better you" Bettis

Bert "be home" Blyleven

Hideo "ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm" Nomo

Miguel Tejada "they come, Tejada they fall"

"Magic" probably is the best nickname ever, as it's so accurate for how he played, and the best nicknames always become the person's known name. In that vein "Buster" is a great nickname for Posey. If my name was Gerald I'd definitely want another name.

I will often give my own nicknames for ballplayers.

My favorite is Pieceashitski for A.J. Pierzynski.

macca of course. I know everyone here would agree with that one

My Dad was Dr. J.'s mailman.  Said he was a really nice guy.  We got great seats for the 76'ers every once in a while.

 'Air' Jordan

Sorry, Fretboard, Bettis is "The Bus"

 

I went to high school with a guy who Berman dubbed, "Werewolves of Blundin"

Slowhand

 

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and Blyleven was Berman's best

Babe Ruth fits the same rule that I have for Magic Johnson.

 

It took me several years to realize that The Sultan had an entirely different first name on his birth certificate.

^"The Sultan of Swat" is a darn good one too.

The Big Tuna

Long Dong Silver 

Deep Throat - actually shared by both Linda Lovelace and the leaker of Watergate, Mark Felt

Lego Hair

Lance, maybe it should be a spin off thread, but I'll play here

Ben Rapistburger

For basketball I always liked:

Vinny Johnson...The Microwave.

6th man, never started. But when he came off the bench, he didn't take long to heat up.

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I have a friend who is tall, lanky, skinny, long legs, long arms, long fingers, picture a smaller scale Manute Bol, affectionately called "Bones". Coincidentally, he is also known as "Magic" as he is very lucky. Always winning at the casino, always winning the bar raffles, and always attracting the ladies with his sparkling personality despite his not so handsome physical appearance.

 

I've also always liked the name Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington. He plays bass.

 

 

Harlem Globetrotter "Curley" Neil.

The fat man

Does anyone have nicknames for your neighbors??

Ashy Steve

Man-woman and Mr. man woman

Pill head

Lick lick bite bite

Creeper

Knife wielders

Anus

Renter

 

>Does anyone have nicknames for your neighbors??

 

When I lived in Philly we had a neighbor we referred to as "The Bigot" 

 

We referred to my  former neighbor, he passed away, as "Hawk"  Hawk was one of the  "Flying Tigers" during WWII

No doubt Berman is the best with nicknames. Jeff "brown paper" Bagwell. There's literally  hundreds.

Former bosses: Tony High Heels, Tiny, and The Commander.

>Does anyone have nicknames for your neighbors??<<<<<<

 

 

numbnuts

My brothers and their friends are all still using their nicknames from high school some 30+ years later. 

One of them recently adopted a dog with the same name he used, the dog is several years old & they did not want to change its name. So now there are two "Nicknames" living in their house. Sort of similar to when people name their kids after themselves (I say people, but only know of two women that have done this - and one of them was a Doonesbury character, so mainly it's men). Except in this case it's hysterical because "Nickname Jr" is a freakin miniature Jack Russell or something, one of those stiff legged, frenzied little dogs. And it comes running when "Nickname Sr" is called to the phone etc. laugh

 

>Does anyone have nicknames for your neighbors??<<<<<<

"The Bear People"

Only other occupied house on our level of the hill, is this eccentric rich couple. They have a number of odd habits which include the habit of feeding bears on their deck. "The Bear People" - can't stand them. 

>>>one of them was a Doonesbury character

"Zonker" Harris?

Carlos 'in-a-gadda Delgado"-chris berman

"Tuna helper"-Michael Falzarano, from when he used to sit in w. jorma and jack

 

Ding Dong Daddy From Dumas (I think he may be the Doo Dah mans grandpa)

Sweetness

Freddy "Downtown" Brown

 

The Human Toothpick aka Manute Bol

 

The Hick From French Lick aka Larry Bird

 

The Reign Man aka Shawn Kemp

 

The Human Glove aka Gary Payton

 

The Big Hurt aka Frank Thomas

 

Stone Cold Steve Austin

 

Kid Dy-no-mite!  JJ. Walker

 

Pistol Pete Maravich

 

Tommy "The Hit Man" Hearns

 

 

 

 

 

still laugh at the nickname of the RA who would briefly stand close to our dorm door to smell for weed smoke; good old "Scratch 'n Sniff"...

 

Does anyone have nicknames for your neighbors?

"Smoking Guy/Smoking Man & Smoking Wife" - Nice guy, but not looking too healthy the last year. She may smoke less than him.  She is a nurse, and we see her far less frequently,  Either way, they're both always smoking.

"Gordito" ("Little Fat One") -  Nice guy, but seems like he could eventually be one of those exposed fake vets.  All kinds of Marine paraphernalia, but I don't think this guy ever completed a pushup.  Also, the mail-order bride thing?  Creepy.

 

RIP "The Greek" - Guy did/oversaw a sh*t-ton of work on his house and then croaked about three weeks after his new driveway was poured.

Reddy Kilowatt

The Mad Hungarian....Al Hrabosky

The Wizard of Oz... Ozzie Smith

The Penguin.... Ron Cey

Bake McBride... Arnold Ray McBride,