Airline update: suboptimal seatmate nominations?

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How about Chris Christie and his personal pizza?

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Glad he’s not on my flight

Nice Rutgers sweatpants and big bird mumu. What a mook. 

was the bridge backed-up?...

Jerseyland has a new Bumblefuck-In-Chief now...
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Like his land-whale predecessor,  this MoFo will levy ever-increasing taxes and bleed everyone dry.

But the last Puke  can eat more Donuts in a competition,  easy.

People who "wait around" with hot food.

Looks like he actually lost a few LBS.

Or it could be the yellow

Is he boarding with a pizza?

Also, I think it's that, at that particular angle, his immense head makes his body appear smaller.

Let’s not overlook the snide look he is giving to the person to his left. Ruth Chris is bitter because he knows the person next to him is: 

dressed properly for an adult in public 

bringing an appropriate amount of carry on’s for a man (one)

not a glutton who will soon die from self-induced diabetes 

Let’s not overlook the snide look he is giving to the person to his left<<<

Looks to me like he's assessing the speed of the other lane.