Jerry Jam lays down the law
Full Name:
...
Forums:
I've never been but it sounds like a pretty good time,
except for the ambulance rides
ATTENTION JAM-NATION !!
For the longevity of our festival, we need you all to listen up to the following statement.
We recently had our pre-jam meeting with the local authorities. The number one priority that came out of that meeting is 'we need to get a handle on the distribution (dealing) of illegal drugs at our festival'. The last 2 years we've had an increase of ambulance calls due to drug related issues. The majority of the emergency calls were due to folks that were sold the drug, NOT people that were doing their own.
For this reason, we are further stepping up our enforcement of cracking down on drug dealers at our festival. Most other festivals search every vehicle entering. This year we will be increasing our random searches of vehicles . ALSO, on the festival grounds there will be searches of anyone our security team sees engaging in a deal. If you're not dealing anything, you have nothing to worry about. If you are caught dealing, there will be NO warning given. Your shit will be confiscated and you will be removed from the venue.
So fellow Jammers, if you love Jerry Jam and want it to continue, PLEASE share the word! Get this message out now before the Jam! AND at the Jam. If you are approached by someone trying to sell you shit, you can discreetly inform one of our inside security team wearing light green 'security' shirts.
Its too bad our festival has reached this point, but it has. Seems like since the Vibes ended, some of the creeps have migrated north. Please help us rid OUR festival of these bad apples. These efforts will make Jerry Jam safer for everyone!
I will close with a message to anyone reading this that thinks they might want to deal at OUR festival.
THINK AGAIN!! THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING!
Don't bother coming if you're thinking about dealing. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT! Remember this. It's a lot easier to get caught these days....everyone has a camera in their pocket.
PS. You guys from Philly area. Don't bother coming....we are on to you.
#DontYouLetThatDealGoDown
#GodDamnThePusherMan
#PartySmart
#SaveTheJam!!
Yous from Philly are not invited!!
- Log in to post comments
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
I like how they don't mince
I like how they don't mince words and beat around the bush.
Was all in for this, but it's my father's 80th b-day. Priorities....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day
>>>>>>ATTENTION JAM-NATION
>>>>>>ATTENTION JAM-NATION
I hate that some people associate me with jamband music.
I like The Grateful Dead, enjoy the occasional Phish show but pretty much despise the rest of this terrible genre.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: pancake
i think its actually pretty
i think its actually pretty insulting to use jerry's name for these half-bit drug jam orgies.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: eastcoastneil
^ i like it turtle well said
^ i like it turtle well said! WOW In my 20 plus years of fests ive never seen this... telling attendees to rat others out, and that people are taking pictures thats nuts.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fish
>>PS. You guys from Philly area. Don't bother coming
Lol
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic
HA.
HA.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ausonius
Calling out the Philly gang.
Calling out the Philly gang.
Nice.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Where Does The Time Go?
sounds like a great
sounds like a great opportunity to sling drugs
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Oaksterdam Dan
PS. You guys from Philly area
PS. You guys from Philly area. Don't bother coming
This should apply to everything everywhere.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ...
>>>>This should apply to
>>>>This should apply to everything everywhere.
Lol, we are everywhere Nugs
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ltk173
Hummmmm...........was going
Hummmmm...........was going to go to this............
Hummmmm...........................
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
Christ, nobody's narcing on
Christ, nobody's narcing on anyone. It's a small festival and they don't want drug deals or gas. Fuck, it even says that if you bring and do your head, no problems.
That's how you keep it small and low key. As soon as mooches of wooks show up it becomes a shitshow.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _
What is this garbage
What is this garbage
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible?
Selfish people suck.
Selfish people suck.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Richard Cranium
Screw those uptight fucks. I
Screw those uptight fucks. I'm from Philly. And I'll be at some real shows that weekend
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: JP (J Bomb)
Can Juggalo's come?
Can Juggalo's come?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jelly roll
They r telling peeps to narc
They r telling peeps to narc on peeps...lame city
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible?
>>They r telling peeps to
>>They r telling peeps to narc on peeps
This sounds more like Gregg Jam than Jerry Jam...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jelly roll
blaming the vibes peeps..
blaming the vibes peeps...once again lame city....and the gas doesn't come from Philadelphia anymore...it's more like Delaware peeps should stay home...Jerry jam...puhlease
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
In that one post they legally
In that one post they legally indemnify themselves and also piss off a bunch of people, maybe to the point of not attending.
Good business move on the nitrous Mafia moving from Philly to Delaware. Even gas heads need more tax shelters.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: JP (J Bomb)
Hard to believe this festy
Hard to believe this festy doesn't feature Negman on the bongos.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible?
People will be pissed off
People will be pissed off that there won't be enough drug dealers there now so they might not attend?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
All sorts of reasons. Timmy
All sorts of reasons. Timmy isn't attending because of the Jam Nation thing. Turts is pissed because they are using Jerry's name, so he's selling his tickets. Neil isn't coming because of Jerry's name, pictures and narcing. Jelly Roll put his tix up on Craigslist because he's loyal to the Vibe Tribe, and they were disparaged.
Meanwhile, Trebor is going to make a mint selling drugs to the 7 people who do attend after this fiasco.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Racketinmyhead
Negman plays bongos? I
Negman plays bongos? I thought he blew a flute?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible?
He shakes an egg a lot - and
He shakes an egg a lot - and he also plays guitar.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout
A flute? I thought it was a
A flute? I thought it was a dog?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High
Lol.
Lol.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb
never heard of the festival.
never heard of the festival. haha.
philly!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: eastcoastneil
Brian K ^^^^OH im deff going
Brian K ^^^^OH im deff going to this festival!! Im pumped, great lineup!!! got tix awhile this doesnt affect me, i agree with u stay smart safe etc.. shit will be fine. Im just not a fan of the insinuation of people recording others without their consent and telling on others. Other than that, I'm a dance my fuggin shoes off!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Where Does The Time Go?
all i said it was it sounds
all i said it was it sounds like a great opportunity.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Across
so much for the acceptance of
so much for the acceptance of briank's dbmb artistic license
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jay
I really love this festival
I really love this festival and am looking forward to a great weekend with friends coming up. I really think the sketch-factor is pretty minimal at this place. They do a good job.
Don't really understand the jabs at Philly specifically. You can obtain gas easily from Billerica, MA. Everyone knows this. I don't think many folks in New England get their gas from Philly. And, lastly, I have never seen gas at the Jerry Jam in my years of going.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff
A little off topic. Has John Mayer ever sat on a stool an done an acoustic Friend of the Devil?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ...
>>> Negman on the bongos.
>>> Negman on the bongos.
He's a shaker
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: dj_easy_wind
Damn! Ragging on the Philly
Damn! Ragging on the Philly peeps and calling on folks to Narc on other people.
Well, harsh my mellow...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic
Don't really understand the
Don't really understand the jabs at Philly specifically.<<
You've never been to the Mann, then?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley
Or the ferry after a Camden
....Or the ferry after a Camden show.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board
Lol. Such a professional
Lol. Such a professional statement made by Jerry Jam. Comical stuff. Let's get a whole bunch of drugbands and then complain about drugs at our concert. Philly. Hahahahaha. Way to dissuade one of the biggest markets in the north east from coming to your festival.
John K Band headliner.... sounds like a doozi
Their website might predate the old Zone
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jay
^ Yea, definitely a pretty
^ Yea, definitely a pretty cringe worthy and unprofessional statement for sure.
Luckily, they are better at putting on a festival than articulating themselves coherently via bulletin/announcement.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible?
>>Such a professional
>>Such a professional statement made by Jerry Jam
Is there a possibility that the authorities Jerry Jam officials met with recently asked them to make that announcement that way or they would not sign off on their Festy happening?
When I was a member of the board of The Vermont Reggae Fest back in the 90's, the State Police made all sorts of demands on us before we could get a signed "public assemly" permit to hold the Fest.
This is probably why the Jerry Jam's statement starts like this:
>>For the longevity of our festival, we need you all to listen up to the following statement.
We recently had our pre-jam meeting with the local authorities. The number one priority that came out of that meeting is...
For the longevity, local authorities and number one priority are big clue words.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
Just bought tickets.
Just bought tickets.
I don't have a cellphone, so I can't take pics of dealers and the Nitrous Mafia. Don't you all worry.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ...
What did photographers do
What did photographers do before cell phones ?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish
Miniature spy cameras that
Miniature spy cameras that slid to the side to take a snap shot?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jay
>>Just bought tickets.
>>Just bought tickets.
Plans fall through with your old man? Want to meet up? Shoot me an email.
[email protected]