Cocaine has gone to the dogs!

Didn't Gitmo enjoy the dog races? 

Flying Tidalwave is a double offender!

Maybe dogs are hyper-sensitive to it. I know that horses are. Many thoroughbreds have tested positive because their trainers had traces on them, and it transferred to the horse.

Dogs and horses have hard times rolling a bill. I think it's the lack of opposable thumb.

I couldn't help but think of that scene from Hangover 3... 

Phil: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens? 
Mr. Chow: They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken.

 

My girlfriend in college worked as a waitress in the club level restaurant at the dog track. Sometimes instead of cash tip they would tell her what dog to bet on in the next race. Those dogs never lost.

i had nachos at the dog track in tj...

Brave man Turts.

Cocaine's for horses, not for men,

Doc say it kill you but he don't know when

Cocaine, runnin' all around my brain

We owned some Greyhounds back in the early 80's.

Raced them at Wonderland and Raynham.

All the dogs were juiced. The ones that weren't juiced came in last, forty yards behind the winners. One of our dogs finished 4th one time. That was a victory.

The trainers were versions of Carnival workers, except with dogs. Dregs of society. 

Mass banned dog racing about 6 or 7 years ago. Good call.