Taco Bell buys John Coltrane catalog

A Burrito Supreme > A Love Supreme?

Ole!

Giant Steps to the bathroom?

A Gut To Scream

>>>>In an effort to attract a more sophisticated audience...

A menu upgrade would be first on the list, for substantially less than 200M.  Good to see some upper management still enjoy coke fueled brainstorming sessions.

Really wanted this to be an onion article

Tacos are some of my favorite things.

Interesting story except The Village Vanguard does not sell food of any kind. They never have.  Considering the source of the story (the Daily Bonnet)

I would call it out as completely bogus.

And who goes around reading The Daily Bonnet??????

Giant Steps To The Shitter

> And who goes around reading The Daily Bonnet??????

The Daily Bonnet is a Mennonite satirical news site from the heart of the Bible belt, Steinbach, Manitoba. Apart from the names of local and international celebrities, all characters and situations presented are entirely fictitious.

https://www.dailybonnet.com/about/