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Briefcase? What briefcase?

Are you really gonna take my picture right now? WTF?!?

I'm sorry Deborah, I'll never do that again...   can stand up now? 

There's a fat man in the bathtub...

Sorry but it's a little small to check out my new scuba gear. 

Hurry up Weir I gotta shit too

is this the sink? Am I shrinking?