The Snoozer Bowl Fifty something...

Nice playoff at Phoenix Open. 

did you lose money? did the hype let you down?

were the ads up to snuff? was the brainwashing appropriate? was it GW's pressence that wrecked it. was the game thrown? maybe aliens were betting human lives on it? and they won?

i dunno.

i think aliens are feasting on patriots right now..

The players in the Puppy Bowl this year aren't as cute as I had hoped.

https://youtu.be/eFnhS9_H1pw

It's kinda fun to see Brady have his ass handed to him

ohhh, those puppies are just awful!

and i think JR owes me a coke.

1 td down!

It's warm in the shallow end.

Brilliance on the field.

But that is the deeper end.

You can't see the greatness happening?

It reminds me of the '70s when people liked Eddy Money when I liked the Grateful Dead.

"Eeew! They're boring!"

Greatness isn't always obvious I guess.

Lance you've become very predictable. 

Just got a little more exciting

wiat.. is the game still on???

i thought it was wayy over..

Hey folks. Admin had added a new algorithm that prevents the OP from ever posting about professional football on this forum again.

Thanks.

Come on out to the deep end Jeff.

It's OK, you can learn to swim.

But first you have to understand there IS a "deep end".

This is a great game.

True greatness, in the moment, on display.

Greatness is great.

Far out.

Wow! 

Like Lance wrote... Greatness!

Apparently the algorithm needs some work. 

Lol, stupid people and their threads. Suck it...

40 second play clock for an average of 6 seconds of play.  

Yea nfl, sucks.

I thought it was a good game,I muted the commercials and played some Warren Haynes at halftime...I also didn't watch the fuckin' pre game flag waving shit. is that why you got bored?

Wish Atlanta  won, fuckin' Brady you fuckin' fuck

I heard lady Gaga smells like baby powder. 

5 of 7 must stick in your craw crybaby, maybe join a Trump thread with Nancy to make yourself feel better? Greatest comeback ever in 51 SBs and you start a thread halfway into the game against the greatest QB ever. How's Brady's dick taste in your mouth now?

>>>twenty mins of Atlanta choking<<<

Ha! I came back here just once before I log off to call out all the 4-foot end "swimmers" everywhere who are sure to yowl CHOKE by Atlanta.

But I was too late. It was already there.

"Choke" is a massively over-used word. There ARE chokes, but that wasn't a choke.

That was true greatness on display.

Right in front of your faces.

You couldn't see it?

hey looks it's white trash fafa vomiting all over a thread again. . 

why do people like you have kids? 

Yes I'm so glad Warren didn't play at halftime.

All that shit takes away from the great game of football,of four 15 minute quarters

Pyramidheat lost money too. Lol

i don't watch football or bet. 

that doesn't change that you're a white trash piece of shit. 

Great thread. Gotta love an opening post that turns out to be so aggressively wrong. Probably an Eagles fan.

Pyramidheat cares and doesn't even watch football, lol 

Pathetic he is.....want me to call a waaaaambulance? Nice meltdown bro.......

^^zactly

no melt, son. 

i smelled the shit festering in a few threads tho, lo and behold, it's fafa, shitting in the threads once again. 

Is that you Creek?

lol, your alcoholism is showing. get some sleep. 

football and all it's hype plays right into our instinctual base instinct of picking sides and cheering for the defeat of the 'other'. Time to get woke people. 

>>>Terrible game. The sport is really hurting. Can't remember a worse Playoffs. Enjoy Brady trying to come back and fail. 

It's funny to see someone take time out of watching the biggest game of the year just to make a fool of themselves in this place.

Takes effort.

It's a football game dude. No more, no less.  

That was a fantastic foot ball game. True great ness on that field......and I can't stand the Patriots........but wow, that was a great game!

Timpane - are you a homophobe?  You have issue with a man grabbing another mans ass?   

Not the outcome I was hoping for, but must give Brady his due.

If not for the Manning brothers he'd probably have nine rings.

>> It's funny to see someone take time out of watching the biggest game of the year just to make a fool of themselves in this place.   Takes effort.

I'm so glad someone said this.  

Also one of the best games.  

>>>Seriously, Felina. I mean one thing I have to admit is that Brady and Belichick really did just play grab ass in the sidelines for a long time while picking up some balls and throwing them. It's an unprecedented feat for society. It really is something. These "heros" are so amazingly important. Just wow.

Is this a drunk post?

Where did I say they were heroes?  Where did I say they were important?

>>>must give Brady his due.

Love them or hate them, the Patriots comeback during the last quarter was some of the most amazing Super Bowl action of all time.  Truely historic and cemented Brady as one of the top three quaterbacks in the history of the game.

And for the commercials, how much of that lumber company's commercial was actually shown.  I saw the whole thing on the interwebs and heard the last scene with the wall was deemed to controversial for prime time.

Do you regret your decision to start this thread and predict that Brady would fail to lead a come back, Mr. Timpane?

History has not been kind to you here.

He was also recently wrong about the music of Ry Cooder and Richard Thompson last week.  This Sunday night thread was a good way for him to finish the week.

>>>>>Not homophobic at all,

It read more like homosexual lust more than homophobia to me.

>>>Felina, don't try and back pedal now.

I guess this is your attempt at deflecting due to how foolish you look?

To me, you are not making yourself look less the fool. 

Quite the contrary. 

Just in case you want to know how your doing. 

Now, curling.

There's some athletes

was there a game? i didn't watch. i did make a lot of money shuttling amateur drunks for Uber/Lyft

No cable TV at home, however  I caught the intro riff where they wheeled the resurrected corpses of elderBush and wife out for the coin-toss. 

That was liek a bad Fellini satire of Lenin's Tomb, Disney animatronic Presidents, and "Futurama" heads in Jars all rolled into one...

What twisted mo-fo dreamt that one up ??

I happened to be at the Greek diner, getting into some Souvlaki and the TV was on.  Not a very large TV set for this day & age, but I got the idea without spoiling my meal.

>>>Haha, I actually could give two shits about how foolish I look on the zone. Who cares? I'm just making fun of football. It's a shitty sport.

Okay.  But how shitty do you think it is if you watched the playoffs?

I'm assuming you did watch some of them and the SB because you are telling us how awful they were. 

My guess is most people who considered football a shitty sport wouldn't want to waste their time watching it, right?

Watched game with my wife, dogs and Mother in law. Ate some fine finger foods and watched Lady GaGa and all the commercials.

Super Bowl tradition for many years.

Good time with my loving family.

>>>>>Timmy, are you be homophobic?

Not in the slightest and I'm not really sure how anything I've posted could be interpreted that way.

>>>I saw about an hour of the game

I'd suggest you try to avoid doing stuff you find stupid and boring but it's your life.

NFL is lamer than ever but one can't avoid. I prefer futbol these days.  Do watch the Saints and as such no love for the Dirty Birds.

If one missed block had been made the outcome would likely be different.  

When I see Tawmmy Touchdown I want to hit him in the kisser with a pie. Belechik looks like my grouchy HS drivers ed teacher.

They did take advantage of Atlanta opening the door for them.

Will likely be less engaged with No Fun League going forward.

Did love the Trump trolling in the commercials.

Walking Dead troll of the Patriots pretty funny too.

Now I cling to the hope that Newcastle United is returned to Premier League and hope against hope that the Caps don't choke.

P.S. The best thing about watching sports is turning the sound down and practicing your instrument. 

>>>I try to avoid it Felina, we all have our vices.

So you want to stop watching it but you just can't do it?  I'm sorry, I don't get it.  If you hate the sport, doesn't seem that hard to avoid watching.

I think there is tons wrong with the sport.  The most important one being that any parent wouldn't want their kid playing it...not today anyway.  You can't get around that one. (I get that there are many parents who think differently out there in this big country of ours).  I also think the fans are approaching Nascar status in terms of annoyance. 

Clearly though, I like watching the sport more than you but you watched more of the playoffs than me and you are the one telling us we're lame for watching.  I don't have this weird hate for the sport but at the same time can't stop watching it, like it's a drug or something.

You come on here telling us the SB is boring as hell and that Brady won't come back and you're wrong on both accounts so what do you do?  You admonish folks for watching foorball?

Kind of fucked up, right?

Newcastle! No way. Sunderland will cry if we do a switcheroo.  At around 3 hours, I was like "i cant take any more of these commercials a soccer match would be over by now!"

oh good game i guess. (hate b n b n k)

You said you "Can't remember a worse Playoffs"; but you didn't actually watch the playoffs?

>>>Nope. I didn't watch any of the playoffs. Not sure where you got that assumption from

Maybe here:

>>>The sport is really hurting. Can't remember a worse Playoffs.

My bad for assuming you watched some of the playoffs after telling us how terrible they were.

>>>>You said it seemed like homosexual lust, Timmy? Implying it's wrong?

i didn't imply it was wrong.  I said your statement read homosexual not homophobic.  It wasn't an up with gays post.

I don't care if you were only watching to see "Brady grab sweaty man ass"

op is having a rough go in this thread. hope he realizes it at some point.

Okay, I'll shed some light:

A football game is 60 minutes, but it takes about 3 hours to play. Of that, the total play time is about 11 minutes. In that regard it is kind of stupid.

However, gridiron is far from a stupid sport. In fact, it takes an immense amount of skill and knowledge.The closer one is to the ball, the smarter they have to be. The information that an offensive guard has to process, in split seconds, it pretty amazing. Ever wonder why those star QBs from college fail in the NFL or get drafted in the 5th round? Often, it's because they just not smart enough.

As a kid I played organized soccer and rugby, and unorganized Aussie Rules. I can tell you, point blank, that gridiron requires a level of smarts that none of the others do.

And you think that a 325 lb dude who can bench 600 lbs raw and run a 4.56 40 is out of shape?. 

brian k has begun to read like diso stu. 

and timpane's words are like a shovel. the more he types the deeper his hole gets. 

>>>See what you did there, Felina?

I'm shining a light on what a moron you are being in this thread.

JR, will you please do an acoustic Bombs Away and post it on YouTube? But for christsakes, man, make your fucking bed first!

Honestly, a grown man posting vids of himself, playing guitar in bed while wearing a whites Hanes undershirt? 

Football is the greatest game, love to watch it, too bad about all those arby's commercials.

>>>I checked the scores on NFL.com.

Makes sense. I visit websites for shit I'm not interested in all the time. 

>>>>Easy to tell they were terrible games

Totally. Looking at the box scores for spectator sports is a great way to get a feel for the game.

>>>The internet is crazy to understand, I know Marc

Indeed. Based on what you've shared, I'm not convinced you understand it at all.

I would guess that both BrianK and myself have  read the works of Eugene Ionèsco​ and Salvador Dali.

So in that way, we perhaps 'read alike'.

Also I think it's cute that some people still believe in "football".  If I had kids, I would encourage belief in Easter Bunny,  Baba Yaga, all that stuff. 

"P.S. The best thing about watching sports is turning the sound down and practicing your instrument."

You must have a game plan for what to do during commercials, I usually clean, yesterday I replaced the batteries in my watches, Ha ha..took most of the game.   

<<Like I said, I don't give a fuck at all about this thread or the zone. 

i don't believe that. 

>>>I mean what the hell is your point? You have none, I guess.

And you are redundant.

My point was that it seemed like you went out of your way to make a fool of yourself with your first post.

My other points were similar in nature.

I get that you think the sport is lame.  I don't get you putting people down who don't agree with you.  Especially with all that egg on your face. 

I'm never going to get over this game until the Falcons actually win one. 

lol

This is a great thread, and you're doing a fantastic job hosting it.

nice monday thread. 

>>>youve been trying to put me down

You've been doing pretty good all by yourself.

"... think that 325 lb dude could run six miles without having a heart attack ..."

I bike six-12 miles a few - 7 times per month without having coronary problems, not barely breaking a sweat.,

However,  that's  Hüsky - Assisted biking.  First couple of miles,  I don't have to pedal at all.

On the return trip, I have to actually slow down a bit as the ride/run has tired H.I.M.  out.

In terms of actually running six miles,  it's not something that I really want to make part of my routine.  

But I would do it for Ca$$h  & Prizes.

Hüsky + Me + 40 Kilos of Dog Food is still a bit under 325 lbs.  Hüsky & me outpace ordinary bikers & joggers every single time on the Union Transport Trail, no exceptions.

Actually, 

No one really cares much about NFL stuff in this day & age.  That patriarchal establishment-armoired stadiumist paradigm are quite exclusionary of Wymyn and Animal-Human hybrids,  just screaming epithets in the face of diversity.  It's all stale fish wrapped in yesteryear's newspapers.

Most sentient hu-persons these days are wondering,  "What are my Local Siberian Hüsky Community up to this week ??" 

>Do you think that 325 lb dude could run six miles without having a heart attack<

I've been on a golf course with Tony Siragusa, the man is an athlete.

I take it that pointing out that you are probably an eagles fan hit hard. 

I'll take over a minute, but I'll stick to the subject..."Do you think that 325 lb dude could run six miles without having a heart attack?"

You really think these guys can't run six miles without dying??? 

stop getting so worked up, it's affecting your spelling.

8 and 11 minute response times for atgd.  Not bad.

I like how op circled around to my two rather innocuous posts and linked me to someone else he doesn't seem to like due to our post times, all in an attempt to change the topic from of horrible fail of a thread.

It may turn out to be a stellar dbmb tactic, time will tell. 

Not to argue one way or another,  but Mr. Hüsky can run much faster than any NFL dude.

In a Sprint or sustained  8 - Mile run.

I personally ran both Cross-Country and Track, as a team member when a youth;  let me tell you;  Hüsky is faster.  He is the fastest Hound in the local Vicinity. 

His Speed is rarely surpassed.  Big Dawg is Fast.

What makes H.I.M. a Track Star is incredible Pulling Power.

Mo-Fo Hüsky  can pull a train-load of Coal until Midnight.  Then it's nap time.

He is getting involved with the South Jerseyland Sled-Dawg Team next weekend, no shit.

I like how sometimes English folks will make fun of NFL players with their pads and helmets and how their rugby dudes don't need that sissy stuff.  I can just imagine what would happen if even the biggest, toughest rugby player in all the British Isles squared off without pads against a NFL defensive line.

Kitten Bowl or stfu

No matter your religious belief system ,, Hüsky is more of a World-Savior, compared to previous belief-systems, and/or various other religious - type Leaders.

He agrees with Buddha,  Jesus and Allah. 

Also the multi-dimensional Elephant Gods of the Hindus.

Ganesh,  I think. 

wow... H.I.S. is lookin awesome!

Anyone can see,  from the 1-27-15 foto, that Hüsky is Happy Dawg Boy,  smiley Face and ready for Fun.,

Of course,  that is  when I fell in Love with H.I.M.  Who(m) would not ??

The smartest, most Friendly Dawg anyone would ever meet...  Also one stubborn Hound to train.  Obedience School teachers just laugh.

But He sleeps all night, and never pees indoors.  

I don't believe any Zoner has ever seen a Foto of the Dawg.

disco stu sure does have a knack for ruining threads with his dog bullshit.  You're enabling doesn't help jonnygong. 

Junior,

No matter how often you speak as a total douchebag,  my Hüsky is waaaaayy cuter than you.

It' is obvious, your jealousy.  Fact is,  Hüsky is Beautiful, and you are not.

No matter how often that you buy trendy outfits at the Chinese clothing  outlets, you will never be as good-looking as Hüsky.  He was born Handsome; you not really...

You are lucky to pay alimony each month, if so blessed.

Hüsky is Super-Chick Magnet every day.  All the Women want to pet His fluffy coat.

Me, not really. The beautiful Women can not recall me, just Hüsky.

Still, I get phone numbers if I ask.

The most important question is::

Is my Nordic Dawg Happy ??  How can he be involved in more Sled=Dawg activities ??

Does that Hüsky feel comfortable within his sled-Dawg expectations?

So  that is why I am making efforts toward introducing  H.I.M. into the local Sled-Dawg Crewe. 

My belief is that he will take to the whole scene like a Natural.  A very social Animal.

Is there a canine version of AIDS, like there is for cats?

The most important question is::

Is my Nordic Dawg Happy ??  How can he be involved in more Sled=Dawg activities ??

Does that Hüsky feel comfortable within his sled-Dawg expectations?

So  that is why I am making efforts toward introducing  H.I.M. into the local Sled-Dawg Crewe. 

My belief is that he will take to the whole scene like a Natural.  A very social Animal.

Smark,

I feel that your suggestion of Canine AIDS is rather Un-Mutual.

Rather than rat you out toward the admins, I would advise you to attend your local Church or somewhat-Churchianic house of worship.

You have some mental issues which disturb you, and it may be time for you to find solace within a spiritual framework. It is bad that you wish harm upon my Hound.

Anyway, I would be shocked if my Hound pre-deceases yourself. He is a darn Healthy Dawg.

There are many possibilities, but my bet is that Hüsky outlives both of us. 

My post-decedent documents account for Hüsky care and re-homing when I drop Dead.  The sled-dawg will go to a nice cushy Home, with loving Hu-Persons and fellow Hounds.

I set it up that way, so that the Hound continues the  Good Life when i happen to kick the bucket.  Whenever that Dawg meets people which are mutually Friendly, to the extreme, I get their phone numbers and keep them.  Hüsky is all set for a Kool place, whatever happens.

how dare smark to speak ill of eh teh kitties and teh H.I.S.'s.

iz no haz.

He just asked if Dogs can obtain Aids like Cats can.

I don't know the answer to that either.

Hüsky ==> Luxury Spa W/ Fluffy Bunny Wabbits & Cute Asian Chicks  --  that is "Heaven-ish" 

Smark ==> Naughty DMV waiting line w/ $4.99 cold mac n' cheeze wizz   -- that is "Heck"

This is what happens when you fart upon a Stranger's general direction.

Thread ruined by disco dog lube. 

Whichever of ya kreepy-krawlies are threatening to slither out from Fresno to molest my Dawg, it just ain't gonna work. The ChupaCabras are on the fenceline, and eat unwanted visitors, night and day.  I feed them ripe Avocados and Grape-Nut Cereal.

Please confine your criminal thoughts to the townships, counties  and states where your record is already established.  They have funds set aside for 'your sort'.

Every damn time I have to stuff the remains of some idiotstick trespasser into a grain-sack to drop off at the county office, it's like 8-10 bucks ++ in gas money.

I don't get reimbursed for that ca$h or my time scooping up that mess. Often, I must hose out the bed of the truck, although the ChupaCabras mainly leave bones and a spleen.

Keep yur racist, violent, misogynist activities in your current trailer-park, thanx.

hey JR, are you gonna be OK?

I think that certain shadowy xoners like Jr. and Felina are approaching their crisis time with the inevitable Guilt brought upon them by their White Privilege.

In their pain, they will tend to lash out upon deep-seated symbols of their own racist belief-system, ingrained by countless hours of TV shows from Rush Limbaugh and the like, gobbling Quaaaludes, washed down with cheap Chardonnay from a box.

So they see Hüsky as a Nordic Dawg,  a representative of Thor/Odin/Yanni.  Yet the Dawg is actually Asiatic, more Emperor Hirohito's kin.  Merely glance at the slanty eyes, almond-shaped, not round.

Should I visit my next chosen temple of Godly worship, I would offer up a prayer for their eventual convalescence in thoughts of sanctity and mental clarity, with acceptance toward people of many colours and sounds.

lol....

What do you have against me, Stu?

I thought we were cool.

Mr. Felina,

I totally have no upset with you.  

It's just my attempt at harmless comedo-drama, like saying my Dog is Emperor Hirohito's 3rd cousin.  We all know they are not related, as the Dog was born near Lake Tahoe.

However,  I stand by my original opinion that wheeling out the Bush Sr. corpses for the coin-flip  was about the most twisted and sinister game-opener ploy I've yet witnessed.

I'm of course, jealous that it was not me who got paid a "Dairyman's Jolly Rancher" for that  piece of the script.

Also, I've been on a strict religious fast of Quail Eggs and Datura stramonium tea for the last week or so, which tends to make even Wheat Flour ingredient labels seem hilarious.

Same here timpane.

Anyone who holds grudges in this place needs to check their coat at the door.

Timpane came through with some good late work on this thread.

Sadly, Disco Stu.

Disco Stu, 50/50