*Costanza's. George, Estelle and Frank are eating dinner. George is pounding a ketchup bottle.*
Frank: So, I talked to Phil Casacof today.
Frank: Yeah, you know my friend, the bra salesman. He says they are looking maybe to put somebody on so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss.
Estelle: He doesn't know anything about bras.
George: I know a little. Besides, what do you have to know?
Frank: Well, it wouldn't hurt to go in the and be able to discuss it intelligently. Maybe you should take a look at a few bras? Where is you bra? Give him a bra to look at
Frank: I'm not saying go to the library and read the whole history, but it wouldn't kill you to know a little bit about it.
Frank: How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
George: I-I know about the cups.
Frank: You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.
George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
Estelle: Here, here's the bra.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: 100% lycra-spandex.
Frank: Hmm, that's surprising. All right, what else? You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, a guess that's about it.
RIP Gerald Isaac Stiller (June 8, 1927 – May 11, 2020)
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Lets try that again
Lets try that again
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I'd like to file a grievance
I'd like to file a grievance about this thread.
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Where's my TV Guide ?
Where's my TV Guide ?
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Everyone knows this time of
Everyone knows this time of year is about Jesus and Santa is white. Anything else is just propaganda from libtards.
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https://www.instructables.com/How-to-Make-a-Festivus-Pole/
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((( you people )))
((( you people )))
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*Costanza's. George, Estelle
*Costanza's. George, Estelle and Frank are eating dinner. George is pounding a ketchup bottle.*
Frank: So, I talked to Phil Casacof today.
Frank: Yeah, you know my friend, the bra salesman. He says they are looking maybe to put somebody on so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss.
Estelle: He doesn't know anything about bras.
George: I know a little. Besides, what do you have to know?
Frank: Well, it wouldn't hurt to go in the and be able to discuss it intelligently. Maybe you should take a look at a few bras? Where is you bra? Give him a bra to look at
Frank: I'm not saying go to the library and read the whole history, but it wouldn't kill you to know a little bit about it.
Frank: How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
George: I-I know about the cups.
Frank: You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.
George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
Estelle: Here, here's the bra.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: 100% lycra-spandex.
Frank: Hmm, that's surprising. All right, what else? You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, a guess that's about it.
RIP Gerald Isaac Stiller (June 8, 1927 – May 11, 2020)
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Thanks for the Festivus
Thanks for the Festivus miracles, Mike.
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I got your pole right here!
I got your pole right here!
Am I doing this right??