Bonehead move
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Tim
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We have all done stupid shit.
Yesterday I glanced at my alarm phone (new to this) I always had an alarm clock. Only rings once every few months.
It was 6am time to get up.
Went outside for my newspaper (I am a dinosaur) and it wasn't there. Cursed new delivery dude. I went in and the cats were nowhere to be found, must be the cold morning, I flip on the local am station and some pre recorded shit was on. Odd
Make my pot of coffee and go to the bathroom with no paper so I take my phone.
I look and its 330 in the fuckin morning.
I mis read my cell screen and it was 3 am and not 6.
I tried to go back to sleep but with a cup of hot joe in me and a morning poo, well I couldn't go to sleep if my life depended upon it. Needless to say I went to bed early last night.
What's your bonehead move?
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
My wife got way too much of a
My wife got way too much of a belly laugh out of this too.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
A couple of years ago we went
A couple of years ago we went to Charleston, SC for vacation. I set the alarm for 3:30 am for a 6:00 am flight. We got to the airport to check in. "Sir, your flight doesn't leave until 6:00 this evening."
I totally fucked up. The whole point was to leave early and be on the beach by noon, and I swear that I checked the 6 am flight. It wasted a full day of vacation.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish
Too many to post.
Too many to post.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Rasputin O'Leary
Lately ?
Lately ?
Couple days ago I went to the store for milk + beer.
Got home, only beer made the trip. Had to go back out and get the milk.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skifurthur
On more than one occasion, I
On more than one occasion, I have shown up for a concert photo shoot the day before the concert. Luckily it has always happened in NYC so I was always able to figure out something else to do.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Mr. Sunshine State
"Stoner move" might be more
"Stoner move" might be more appropriate for this dbmb. ;-)
Does forgetting what you went to the garage to get 45 seconds ago count?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Mice elf
Flew into Kona at 2 am and
Flew into Kona at 2 am and realized the rental car and hotel I'd booked were actually in Hilo.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R
Signed up on the Phil Zone?
Signed up on the Phil Zone dbmb and kept checkin in for the past 20 years?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: An organ grinder’s tune
just put my new hard to get
just put my new hard to get into wetsuit on backwards at the beach in front of pros...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Rasputin O'Leary
< what you went to the garage
< what you went to the garage to get 45 seconds ago
Fuck yeah cousin earl. I sometimes walk from my mancave in the basement up one flight of stairs to the livingroom,, like 5 or 6 times before I remember what TF I went up for in the 1st place. Happens more every damm day. Scuse me while I roll another one and try to remember where TF I left my coffee mug.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face
I was home resting from a
I was home resting from a concussion and decided to send out some holiday cards, something I haven't done in years. I mailed them out and about a 2 weeks later they all flooded MY mailbox. Evidently, I forgot to add postage.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jay
I wasn't paying attention and
I wasn't paying attention and put diaper rash cream on my daughter's toothbrush and had her brush with it.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: dimethyllovebeam
^lol, Jay. I have a very
^lol, Jay. I have a very early memory, before I could read, of taking a yellow and blue tube of cream (Preparation H) that was right next to the white and blue tube (Crest) and putting that on my toothbrush and brushing....and then showing mom what I did all by myself. I survived and developed into a deadhead free of oral hemorrhoids. My bonehead moves are too numerous too.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
When my son was maybe 5 days
When my son was maybe 5 days old, I was up in the wee hours changing him. Rubbing alcohol goes on the umbilical stub and Neosporin on the circumcision.
In my sleep deprived state I got it backwards. Boy, did he scream!