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Florida Man has relinquished his title and has conceded his title to Pacific Northwest Man. In a statement Florida Man's publicist s said that after years of getting naked and trying to sleep with alligators, along with the other countless things he has done to keep the title, he can no longer compete with Pacific Northwest Man.
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic
Yeah; no.
Yeah; no.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Mice elf
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: GDTRFB
Nice Try.
Nice Try.
Utah Man has been pulling rank WAY ahead of many others and may soon be renamed as North Alabama.
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Trump is a Florida resident.
Trump is a Florida resident.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: GDTRFB
....oh yea, there's THAT too.
....oh yea, there's THAT too. Thanks Mike.
tRump voted fraudulently from his resort address and his Mar-A-Lago neighbors are fighting his hopeful residence there so he may soon be homeless.
Yet another fitting ending to his shit show presidency.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Localcountyline
No.
No.
I believe Florida still rules in this category.
When I went to the Keys many years ago to take care of my grandfather,
the Sheriff of Monroe County was arrested for DUI. And that wasn't the weirdest thing in the news while I was there...
Oh, Florida. Love you and hate you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D.
I was just back in Florida
I was just back in Florida last week visiting the folks. Found my new favorite Florida beer at Publix:
Double IPA. Drank a few a did some Florida Man shit, like trying to shoot my buddy's oversized mortar shells from an undersized tube. Didn't fly far, but put on a hell of an explosion.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
^ Saw that in the Beer store
^ Saw that in the Beer store the other day. Pretty good, you say ?
I opted for the Rodenbach / Dogfish Head collaboration Sour. Haven't tried it yet.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
I have a few things planned
I have a few things planned for this weekend, I plan on spring boarding Fla back to it's rightful place.
Hey, WATCH THIS............
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Some Florida Republicans
Some Florida Republicans changing voter registrations in aftermath of Trump supporters’ rampage through Capitol
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/elections/fl-ne-voter-registr...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish
That red headed Phish fan
That red headed Phish fan that was imaged carrying Pelosi's podium is a Florida man.
Picked up in Pinellas County.
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He's a stay at home dad with
He's a stay at home dad with five children according to the Bradenton Herald.
No link
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Philzone Refugee
Seems Iike some band should
Seems Iike some band should have already done Florida Man.
Molly Hatchet would have killed it, or Tom Petty. Maybe J.J. Grey & Mofro or Blackberry Smoke can work something up.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
Syd B. "Vegetable Man" tune
Syd B. "Vegetable Man" tune could be modified easily.
In yellow shoes I get the blues
Though I walk the streets with my plastic feet
With my blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink
There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt I look a jerk
And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight
But oh oh my haircut looks so bad
Vegetable man, where are you?
So I've changed my gear, and I find my knees
And I covered them up with the latest cut
And my pants and socks all point in a box
They don't make long of my nylon socks
The watch, black watch
My watch with a black face
And a big pin, a little hole
And all the lot is what I got
It's what I wear, it's what you see
It must be me, it's what I am
Vegetable man
I've been looking all over the place for a place for me
But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere
Vegetable man, vegetable man
He's the kind of person, you just gonna see him if you can
Vegetable man
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha
Utah Man? That's the fight
Utah Man? That's the fight song for the Utah Utes.
On the flight back from the Fiesta Bowl in 2005, before we took off, I had a guy in the seats behind us disparage the song and said "I'd give a thousand bucks to anyone who actually knows the words to that song." I stood up and looked at him and fresh off a Fiesta Bowl victory where we sang the damned thing about 8 times in the stands, sang it on him word for word. I said, "I can take that in hundreds."
"Oh I was just kidding." Yeah, ya big mouth. Honor your word.
I am a Utah man, sir and
I live across the green.
Our gang it is the jolliest
that you have ever seen.
Our coeds are the fairest and
each one's a shining star.
Our yell, you hear it ringing
through the mountains near and far.
Who am I, sir, a Utah man am I:
A Utah man, sir, and will
be till I die: Ki! Ki!
We're up to snuff: we never bluff.
We're game for any fuss.
No other gang of college men
dare meet us in the muss.
So fill your lungs and sing
it out shout it to the sky.
We'll fight for dear
old crimson for
A Utah Man am I!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D.
So Florida Man is a Phish fan
So Florida Man is a Phish fan?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha
Goes to show, ya don't ever
Goes to show, ya don't ever know.....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Mice elf
Maybe he's down with disease?
Maybe he's down with disease?
I hear jailhouse COVID is a wicked strain
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha
Anyone need an "Idaho Man"?
Anyone need an "Idaho Man"? Stupid-ass mormon missionary. Sure feels stupid now.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/man-photographed-hanging-from-se...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D.
I just asked my Phish Head
I just asked my Phish Head friend who pays attention to these details. He says its a bullshit lie, its not the same dude, and it was debunked yesterday. I haven't fact checked it, but that's what I heard.
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How is he explaining away the
How is he explaining away the pic with Don Jr.?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D.
>>>How is he explaining away
>>>How is he explaining away the pic with Don Jr.?
I know. Right? Maybe it was a lark. If you stumbled across Don Jr., would you get a pic with him for shits and giggles?
Don't think I would and might instead get in trouble, but never been in that particular situation.