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I was scrolling through the TV grid last weekend and had to hit the back button when a Lifetime movie title flew by: Poolboy Nightmare.
Ever consider writing for Hollywood, Slacker?
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I was scrolling through the TV grid last weekend and had to hit the back button when a Lifetime movie title flew by: Poolboy Nightmare.
Ever consider writing for Hollywood, Slacker?
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Was the script consultant
Was the script consultant named Falwell ?
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Not a real Nightmare until
Not a real Nightmare until the Pool Filter explodes, Maiming nine in Miami...
https://www.veenfirm.com/defective-products/pool-filter-explosions/
https://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/legal-news/defective_product_perso...
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Hubba hubba.
Hubba hubba.
Common' pool boy, you wife doesn't look at Viva, right? Tell us some stories.
We all know how it works in the real world of pool cleaning, and since we support you financially you might as well entertain us with some True Stories By The Poolside.
Like Javs you could make it into a book.
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While waiting for Slackers
While waiting for Slackers story I will relive one of my own
i worked at dominos delivering pizza during my brief college years. We had a customer that talked real sexy to our manager on her order and I got the delivery. The manager was all about it, she must of given good phone. So I get the delivery and go to the screen door and knock. A voice from within called me in, and I opened the door and stood in the foyer. Around the corner comer a 380 lb. black lady in here lingerie, and she grabs one of her massive boobs and shook it asking if I would like to have some of these. I quickly declined and collected the pizza money and went back to the shop. I told the manager that she was asking all about Kenny (managers name) when I got there and he was getting really worked up, even called her back asking if the pizza was alright. So she calls a couple days later and the manger is all up on it. I need you to stay here and make pizza while I make this delivery, I love it when a plan comes together. He goes and makes the delivery and when he comes back I am just laughing my ass off, and he is cussing me out all the way back from the dominos car.
side note, I used to get some great tips, beer, pot, hash, but true to form in my life this was my one shot at penthouse forum and i turned it down.
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Good one, Joe- can't let the
^ Good one, Joe- can't let the thread die there.
Concur- 380 is outta' my range, also. ;-)
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This scene from The 40 Year
This scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin with Paula (Jane Lynch) schooling Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell) always cracks me up:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGp6FDKQjUk
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Slacker doesn't like being
' I clean pools' Slacker doesn't like being called a poolboy.
His people have asked that we refer to him as 'Pool maintenance man'
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The Pool Doctor!
The Pool Doctor!
Dr. of poolology.
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>>>> this was my one shot at
>>>> this was my one shot at penthouse forum and i turned it down.
Wonder what Tulsa would have had to say about that?
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This year I'm also a grade 5
This year I'm also a grade 5 ta helping with google classroom and zoom. I can do this while driving.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd_8a72cjbA
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> ' I clean pools' Slacker
> ' I clean pools' Slacker doesn't like being called a poolboy.
And that might be why no one has called Slacker that here, Nancy. I just suggested he might be able to cash in on his experience.
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Maybe Slacker finds nanzi
Maybe Slacker finds nanzi stalking him creepy, just a wild guess.
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Christian rock?
Christian rock?
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In the early 70s, when I was
In the early 70s, when I was about 12, I had a suburban newspaper route and one of my subscribers was a divorced woman who lived in a condo. Every Friday when I went knocking on my customer's doors to collect the weekly payment, she would answer the door wearing a very short robe that was never fully fastened in the front. Nothing ever happened; I just collected my dollar and left, but at the same time, there was so much going on in my mind as I approached her doorstep each week, and then stood there on her stoop almost trembling with anticipation of what might.
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the irony is strong with that
the irony is strong with that post, Dise
more trolling than stalking though, don't ya think?!
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>>>that might be why no one
>>>that might be why no one has called Slacker that here<<<
Actually, I called him pool boy, not knowing the appropriate 2020 verbiage.
I suppose I should have said...
Water Recreation Maintenance Technician.
>>>This year I'm also a grade 5 ta<<<
Right on. Being a TA is how I got started in education 41 years ago.
Ya' got a future Slack!
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I don't know how I missed
I don't know how I missed that, Lance. I must've gotten hung up on the hubba hubba.
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dise, hopefully you are
dise, hopefully you are firmly on the biden train and not doing that jill stein bullshit like last time.
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Man, there is a lot of fucked
Man, there is a lot of fucked up shit in this thread, but a lot to like, also.
Now my cat is howling.
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I'm worried about Slacker
I'm worried about Slacker texting while driving.... no bueno
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I've had students join Zoom
I've had students join Zoom class sessions while they were driving. Zoom's not texting (although there is a text chat feature), but still not a great idea, I'd say.
> there is a lot of fucked up shit in this thread, but a lot to like, also.
Am I the only one wondering which is which?
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>Water Recreation Maintenance
>Water Recreation Maintenance Technician.
can we get a ruling on that term from Slacker's people?
you don't want to offend anyone or be accused of stalking/trolling..or maybe you do. Lol
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I think Natatorium Maintence
I think Natatorium Maintenance Specialist has a better ring to it.
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>>>Natatorium<<<
>>>Natatorium<<<
I had to look that one up.
We learn something new every day.
I'm not sure it would fit here though. Probably not too many indoor pools in the BA.
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There's a mansion across the
There's a mansion across the street from bart with an indoor pool next to the tennis court. A few families live there and split the rent.