reporter: mr. trump, whenever I'm listening to the radio and your voice suddenly comes on, I drop several i.q. points and feel the sudden urge to pop prozac. What can I do?
trump: Turn the little knob.
reporter: Are you suggesting I change the channel?
trump: That's not what I said! You're a fake news reporter from a fake planet and you're fired!
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I'm crushing your head
I'm crushing your head
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"It's even smaller than my
"It's even smaller than my hands"
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" This amount is larger than
" This amount is larger than my integrity. "
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":I once came this close to a
"I once came this close to a rational thought...but it got away.
"
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But wait, there's more (or
But wait, there's more (or less):
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Dr. Trump's self-diagnosis
Dr. Trump's self-diagnosis (in hand gestures)...
bigly strokes to mini strokes
eventually they'll all just go away
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I think I might have to call
I think I might have to call dibs on Bigly Strokes for my hip hop name.
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Pic1: "It's not even this big
Pic1: "It's not even this big when I get an erection looking at Ivanka"
Pic2: "This is my technique when I pinch their pussy"
My apologies to the lady zoners.
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"No, that's fake news, you
"Excuse Me? No, that's fake news! You never see me with a wedding ring on because on our wedding night I..."
(excuse me for stopping there, the pictures tell the rest of the story...)
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reporter: mr trump, what
reporter: mr trump, what letter does Robert Redford's last name begin with?
trump: "C"
reporter: "C"? That's close, but incorrect.
trump: "C" is correct. You're a fake news reporter from a fake planet and you're fired!
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reporter: mr. trump,
reporter: mr. trump, whenever I'm listening to the radio and your voice suddenly comes on, I drop several i.q. points and feel the sudden urge to pop prozac. What can I do?
trump: Turn the little knob.
reporter: Are you suggesting I change the channel?
trump: That's not what I said! You're a fake news reporter from a fake planet and you're fired!