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Me so horny!

Do these horns make me look fat?

The reason it takes three hours to style his hair.

I wonder if they can make me those gold plated Ben Hogan clubs so every club in the set is numbered 45?

 I'm spectacularly great. I ooze greatness. Nobody has more greatness than me. Not even Jesus. He only had goodness and then he died in a cave. You're fired, Jesus!