FU, Shitbag!
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No, not any of you. My dirty shitbag is getting reversed tomorrow. I can't wait to crap like a human again. It's a quick 90 minute surgery and a night, maybe two, in the hospital. It's big and exciting news in the BrianK household.
I've even stocked up on toilet paper with aloe, because my bottom is pure lake a newborn and will need special care.
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D.
Good luck! That is good
Good luck! That is good news.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
Thanks, Ken. As I've said to
Thanks, Ken. As I've said to others who have wished me good luck, I sure as hell hope that there's no luck involved. I'm hoping for surgical prowess!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: An organ grinder’s tune
i hope you may wipe your ass
i hope you may wipe your ass soon pal
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: intentionally blank
Congratulations seems like an
Congratulations seems like an odd thing to say for a thing like this, so I'll work on something more appropriate to say when the procedure is finished.
Thanks for the status update on your bunghole though, BK. I'm sure a lot of folks will be very happy to read this joyful news.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jay
Congrats man! Happy for your
Congrats man! Happy for your health.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved
Prost!
Prost!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
It's all very exciting. I'm
It's all very exciting. I'm not looking forward to major abdominal surgery again, but its nowhere near the magnitude of the last one, and I'm ready to move on. Thanks to all.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
Best of Luck with your new /
Best of Luck with your new / old poop chute.
Maybe try the diet that enables the most comfortable bowel movement ??
Whatever works for your digestive tract, without discomfort.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
Congrats! (and remember,
Congrats! (and remember, there's nothing wrong with a short shower to keep the backside from getting raw from too much wiping)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Rasputin O'Leary
Awesome - kick dat shit to da
Awesome - kick dat shit to da curb
Had to check this thread out. With a title like that and the zone being what it is, ya never know if it's a callout to you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
Sometimes, Ras, the shitbag
Sometimes, Ras, the shitbag is literal. It's rare, and you're lucky to experience it.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: treat island
Tomorrow! That's good news. I
Tomorrow! That's good news. I hope it's a smooth procedure tomorrow and good going from now on.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
Judit, when you read the
Judit, when you read the thread title did you say to yourself, "Dammit, what the hell is wrong with these Zoners? Can't they stop the name-calling?"
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: treat island
Nope, I didn't. Actually, I
Nope, I didn't. Actually, I did wonder if it was plf about Trump.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _________
EWWWWWWW Shitting Sucks For
EWWWWWWW Shitting Sucks For All Of Us And Smells Like HELL !
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sun so hot, clouds so low
This calls for a celebration!
This calls for a celebration! Habanero salsa for all!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: intentionally blank
> I did wonder if it was plf
> I did wonder if it was plf about Trump.
You're not the only one who wondered that, judit.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible?
Holy Shit! I'm hoping for
Holy Shit! I'm hoping for surgical prowess for you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
Interesting factoid: shit
Interesting factoid: shit with an ileostomy doesn't smell.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: doctor
Best of luck! Might want to
Best of luck! Might want to invest in a Bidet. I would prefer one.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _________
I did wonder if it was plf
I did wonder if it was plf about Trump. <<<<<<
ha ha thx Judit !
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish
So happy for you,man. A good
So happy for you,man. A good friend has Chrones disease, about a year ago he acquired an ostomy bag, on the other hand it vastly improved his lifestyle.
He is a coworker/officemate. He says his has a valve and he can ruin my nostril's day.
I respect that.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: dimethyllovebeam
Hope you heal up fully, Brian
Hope you heal up fully, Brian and best wishes for continued health. Glad to read you got through this. And with quite a bit of humor.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
It's pretty interesting.
It's pretty interesting. About 30% of the people who can get the ostomy reversed choose not to. Like your friend, Jaz, the bag greatly improves the lives of people with Crohn's and IBD. It relieves pain and gives them freedom.
It served a temporary purpose for me, but I'm done with it.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb
haha aloe tp. didn't know
haha aloe tp. didn't know there was such a thing. nice.
heal up man.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: The Mayor
All the Best Brian, Heal up
All the Best Brian, Heal up fast Brother...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish
Freedom, ' Fuggin B', I mean
Freedom, ' Fuggin B', I mean A'.
Enjoy yous.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force
Gimme Five!
Gimme Five!
Congrats, You are a lucky Man.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
Awesome(shit)sauce! May you
Awesome(shit)sauce! May you poop freely, and fart smelly once again!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Floating Flasher
go be a bear in the woods ~!
go be a bear in the woods ~!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxcel
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxcellent.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: intentionally blank
Alive is a good way to be.
Alive is a good way to be. Happy crapping.