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The Daily Show comes through again, for the win!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNZ9lBdHsYU

 

 

(and how about none of the above)

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Druba, your service to Viva has been outstanding. Thank you.

Speaking of MAGA supporters this is an absolute classic. Not sure if it's been posted before. I just saw it today for the first time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzDhm808oU4

^ LOL, there's been so many it's hard to keep up with them   

You both are strong forces for good here on the Zone. Thanks to both of you.

*A RECAP OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS*

AMERICA: Oh my god! Coronavirus! What should we do? 

CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state. 

AMERICA: Wait... what? Why? 

CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million people live here and we did it early, and it’s working. 

OHIO: Whoa... whoa... let’s not be hasty now. The president said that this whole coronavirus thing is a democratic hoax. 

CALIFORNIA: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state. 

TEXAS: But the president said that we only have 15 cases and soon it'll be zero. 

CALIFORNIA: The president can’t count to fifteen. Nor even spell it. Shut down your state. 

NEW JERSEY: Us too?

CALIFORNIA: Yes, you guys too. Just like when Christie shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state. 

FLORIDA: But what about all these kids here on spring break?? They spend a lot of money here! 

CALIFORNIA: Those kids invented the tide pod challenge. Shut down your state. 

LOUISIANA: But wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people. 

CALIFORNIA: It also kills them. Shut it down. 

GEORGIA: Ok well how about we keep the state open for all of our mega churches? Maybe we can all pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes away! 

CALIFORNIA: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut down your state. 

OKLAHOMA: What about the tigers? 

CALIFORNIA: What about a dentist. Shut it down. 

WYOMING: Hold up, maybe we should go county by county like the president said. 

CALIFORNIA: Stop acting like there are counties in Wyoming. There are no counties in Wyoming. Wyoming is a county. Shut it down. 

PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal. 

CALIFORNIA: But big death. Shut it. 

WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus! 

CALIFORNIA: And don’t make us explain to you why that was. Shut it down. 

NORTH CAROLINA: But the republican national convention is coming here! 

CALIFORNIA: SHUT... ok fine do what you want.