Vegas Offers Drive Up Strip Shows

“On Saturday we’re doing nude triple-X hand sanitizer wrestling,” Carlson said. “We have about 20 gallons of hand sanitizer, and we’re doing a cool nude hand sanitizer wrestling show.”

unbelievable...

 

^Nude wrestling in a pool of hand sanitizer?

 

Not sure that they have thought this one through. 

It's shit like this that make one wonder if we get what we deserve.

Those ladies may wanna hold off on that last-minute landscaping.

BK bout to hit that shit the fuck up

Oh, Portland, you are one-upping Vegas in so many ways: https://www.wweek.com/bars/2020/03/17/a-portland-strip-club-has-started-...

BOOBER EATS!

......The twist comes when your food shows up. Instead of being greeted a harried driver in jeans and a hoodie, your meal is hand-delivered by two dancers.

"They'll wear pasties and booty shorts, drop off the food, dance for a second and then we'll move along," Boulden says. "We'll still stay a reasonable distance back. They have Lysol as well."