NO TP anywhere ....

Tip: Home Depot has it available online purchase with store pick up.

Do like they do in India and use your left hand with water

My grandma told me they used to use corn cobs back in the day.

Grandpa's sponge don't seem so funny now does it?
 

"ancient Chinese secret"

My grandma told me they used to use corn cobs back in the day.<<<<

Is that the same corncob they smoked tobacky out of?

Got back from the supermarket about an hour ago to get some cat and dog food only. It was packed and most people had full carts. Parking lot was full.

Waffle Stomping is all the rage.

I went to Walgreens and paid $ 10.00 for a couple big packages of their version of the John Wayne quality . Ok with that.

Don't wipe with poison ivy.

>>> John Wayne quality<<<

rough

tough

takes no shit off nobody

Nice show to take my mind off the craziness, grand daughter off school for the foreseeable future as the virus creeps closer to my home upstate. Loved Jimmy vaughn

Now I know how the Sahara Forest vanished!

RACKET YES

I draw the line at sink peeing personally

I'm kinda late to the party.

Why are people stocking up on toilet paper?!

The Koch brothers are obviously behind all of this.

im ok w sink peeing, where does the zone as a whole lie on the issue of sink peeing?

>>>>>im ok w sink peeing, where does the zone as a whole lie on the issue of sink peeing?

True confession.  At Jeff Beck and SRV in 1990 at McNichols Arena in Denver, the line for the urinals between acts was super long and I had to piss real bad.   Rather than piss my pants, I walked over to the sink and relieved myself.  Immediately, everyone else behind me in line started to do the same thing.

>>>Why are people stocking up on toilet paper?!

Because apparently in America once the TP runs out the apocalypse is open us, but if you have TP you will be safe

ken you are an innovator and leader of men!

id get a bidet but they tickle my butthole and make me squirm

> I'm ok w sink peeing, where does the zone as a whole lie on the issue of sink peeing<

Although I discourage sink pissing, and would not consider it, I once won a bet because of sink pissers.

I was waiting in a long line for the head, it was about a dozen deep on the wrong side of the men's room door. Some guy starts encouraging people to use the sink once inside. Guy behind me asks, "People really do that?"

"Absolutely," I say. "No," he says. I tell him that I'd wager that they're already doing it. He bets me a dollar that there is no sink pissing going on.

He asked, "how we will decide, does someone have to had used the sink, or..."

I interrupted,  "There will be someone actively pissing, and the line behind him will be at least two or three deep."

I won 

I bet you can guess the band.

Folks were pissing in the trash can too

>Because apparently in America once the TP runs out the apocalypse is open us, but if you have TP you<

Coffee filters aren't bad, in a pinch. 

< walked over to the sink and relieved myself

Rolling Stones at Shea Stadium,  Steel Wheels Tour, we had seats just off the field, 1st row right at 3rd base. Man or woman there was no fucking way you could get to the bathrooms if you tried. They'd of had to send a search party out after ya. Pissed right there at our seats in empty beer cups and carefully stashed em under the seats. It was that or exploding bladders. King Kong wasn't makin his way thru those fans

And not to worry, being the good Yankees fan that I am, the urine was liberally deposited on the field on our way out after the show

>>>>>Coffee filters aren't bad, in a pinch. 

Coffee is WAY more important than personal hygiene.

^Johnny, I am never in danger of running low  on coffee filters 

No shortage of moss in these parts.   Back in my Earth First! days, I spent a lot of time in the backcountry traveling light and fast and discovered that moss works great.  100% natural and completely biodegradable. 

Come to think of it, I'd better stock up on coffee

For everyone's sake.

Winco foods was PACKED at 8 am - what fukin nightmare -

No TP

Was at kroger at 10:30a. Fucking madhouse.  At least 100 people..lots of people with full carts.every check out line stretching to the back of the store. No joke. 

No TP

Winco at 10 AM. Ten min. to find a parking spot. Biggest crowd EVER! Got some more TP, inferior brand. Got a bunch of stuff. Milk was gone but checked just before leaving and they had restocked. Lines started at the back of the store w/ all cashier stations open and took 20 min. to get to the front. If one of those folks is Corona-positive, our county will have a quick new 5K cases. We have none REPORTED so far, but some in a nearby county. It's only a matter of time.

If we can survive the plague and the recession, up side is Donnie may be toast.

Maybe.

I am grateful for my neighbors taking care of neighbors in these surrealistic times.

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I brought some home from work. They have pallettes of it.

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Surfdead, the Winco’s are closing between midnight and 5 AM so they can restock. Amazing. It was really just like the day before Thanksgiving  at the smallish store I went to today. No room in the parking lot and a frantic sort of feeling in the store. Not the kind of store you buy toilet paper at but people were trying to buy anything.

My timing was perfect and I got some at Costco just as they were rolling out a cart with some TP on it. "One per member. They won't let you check out with two." No Kirkland, just Charmin. 

I did need an armed escort to my vehicle. 

Although my temporary ostomy bag is a real drag, who would have thought it would actually be an asset?

I laugh at all you wipers and your toilet paper shortages!

LMAO !!!!!  So glad you're feeling up to snuff

^I suppose laughing my ass off may be a good TP solution as well. 

Brian, I hope that you are healing in all the right ways. 

Lemonade from lemons, Raz.

We're down to 4.5 rolls in the house, and there's none in our town. I'd be freaking the fuck out. But no, it's just me and my dirty little shit bag, weathering the pandemic like champs.

Hoarders suck 

I just came back from the store, where I picked up the standard 12 rolls for our house. That should last a long time.

I felt lame getting another 24 rolls though, but I had to. My daughter lives with 6 other young ladies, and there is no TP to be had in Burlington. I'm sure some will show up, but they don't have cars to get to the grocery store and it'll be gone by the time they get there.

Tbats the problem with hoarding. It forces everyone to do it and it becomes a vicious cycle.

Lots of toilet paper at my local grocery store, but TONS of shoppers as well.  What should've been a 15-20 minute shopping spree was a nearly 2 hour slow grind...

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When the world is going down the shitter..... you gonna need yourself some TPizzle

Time for a backyard bidet. 

If anyone has walked corn fields all summer detasseling, you know the sweet relief of sighting the Velvetleaf plant

Considered a noxious weed by those who haven't had to take an emergency shit

Try and find this all natural ass wipe in a roundup ready field...

Pretty fucking hilarious, all our stuff's back in vogue

Bought 4 4 packs for a dollar at the dollar store a few days ago. Made in USA.. 2 ply. I shit you not! Pun intended.