Florida Man

These jokes are played out.

All I can say as a third generation Florida cracker (my grandparents moved there in the 1930s) is that I am glad to have gotten out of that buggy, muggy, redneck and snake infested swamp when I did.  No offense to "T" and any other Fla zoners.  The swamp can be pretty and there are some nice beaches, but not really my thing.

Slacker is played out just like Sublime.

a display of self-awareness?

San Diego man, stolen M-60 tank.

 

https://youtu.be/XnUoUKEIGoo

does the NY Daily News have a regular Florida Man column? sure looks like it.

this is from last year but might be my all-time favorite FM

Naked, drunk, high, Florida man tries baking cookies on George Foreman Grill, starts fire

 

Florida man who is a vegan has a class action lawsuit against Burger King because his impossible whopper was cooked on the same grill that cooks meat. 

does the NY Daily News have a regular Florida Man column? sure looks like it<<

Nah.  Just the nature of digi-news.  And Florida.

Hurricanes, sinkholes, mosquitoes, alligators, sharks, crazies, Trump  and a fuck ton of old people.

What's not to like????

You forgot traffic circles and the old people that don't know how to navigate them.   And shitty pizza.....

Love to visit FL, just don't want to live there. We'll be down in March. 

Vinny's pizza in Jupiter........Now ya talkin

the piece Desi Lydig did says it all