Stuff White People Like

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Full list of Stuff White People Like.   Have to admit that I do like many of the things on the list.  The link has a discussion of all the things on the list.

#136 My So Called Life

#135 Roller Derby

#134 The TED Conference

#133 The World Cup

#132 Picking Their Own Fruit

#131 Conan O’Brien

#130 Ray-Ban Wayfarers

#129 Banksy

#128 Camping

#127 Where the Wild Things Are

#126 Vespa Scooters

#125 Bob Marley

#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy

#123 Mad Men

#122 Moleskine Notebooks

#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos

#120 Taking a Year Off

#119 Sea Salt

#118 Ugly Sweater Parties

#117 Political Prisoners

#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore

#115 Promising to Learn a New Language

#114 America

#113 Halloween

#112 Hummus

#111 Pea Coats

#110 Frisbee Sports

#109 The Onion

#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music

#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References

#106 Facebook

#105 Unpaid Internships

#104 Girls with Bangs

#103 Sweaters

#102 Children’s Games as Adults

#101 Being Offended

#100 Bumper Stickers

#99 Grammar

#98 The Ivy League

#97 Scarves

#96 New Balance Shoes

#95 Rugby

#94 Free Healthcare

#93 Music Piracy

#92 Book Deals

#91 San Francisco

#90 Dinner Parties

#89 St. Patrick’s Day

#88 Having Gay Friends

#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

#86 Shorts

#85 The Wire

#84 T-Shirts

#83 Bad Memories of High School

#82 Hating Corporations

#81 Graduate School

#80 The Idea of Soccer

#79 Modern Furniture

#78 Multilingual Children

#77 Musical Comedy

#76 Bottles of Water

#75 Threatening to Move to Canada

#74 Oscar Parties

#73 Gentrification

#72 Study Abroad

#71 Being the only white person around

#70 Difficult Breakups

#69 Mos Def

#68 Michel Gondry

#67 Standing Still at Concerts

#66 Divorce

#65 Co-Ed Sports

#64 Recycling

#63 Expensive Sandwiches

#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People

#61 Bicycles

#60 Toyota Prius

#59 Natural Medicine

#58 Japan

#57 Juno

#56 Lawyers

#55 Apologies

#54 Kitchen Gadgets

#53 Dogs

#52 Sarah Silverman

#51 Living by the Water

#50 Irony

#49 Vintage

#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops

#47 Arts Degrees

#46 The Sunday New York Times

#45 Asian Fusion Food

#44 Public Radio

#43 Plays

#42 Sushi

#41 Indie Music

#40 Apple Products

#39 Netflix

#38 Arrested Development

#37 Renovations

#36 Breakfast Places

#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report

#34 Architecture

#33 Marijuana

#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism

#31 Snowboarding

#30 Wrigley Field

#29 80s Night

#28 Not having a TV

#27 Marathons

#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)

#25 David Sedaris

#24 Wine

#23 Microbreweries

#22 Having Two Last Names

#21 Writers Workshops

#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture

#19 Traveling

#18 Awareness

#17 Hating their Parents

#16 Gifted Children

#15 Yoga

#14 Having Black Friends

#13 Tea

#12 Non-Profit Organizations

#11 Asian Girls

#10 Wes Anderson Movies

#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside

#8 Barack Obama

#7 Diversity

#6 Organic Food

#5 Farmer’s Markets

#4 Assists

#3 Film Festivals

#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to

#1 Coffee

 

I'm in for #1, 25, 44, 51- I'm eager to move, 53, 86

 

 

On a side note,  a friend recently asked me,  "How is it that you, a middle aged white guy, and me, a seventy year old black guy, have the same taste in music?"

I replied to my friend, a former black panther, "You know what that means, don't you? You're pretty damn white."

Where the hell is : Hookers & Blow ?

 

Can someone please pass the Mayo?

pilates

CBD

How Subarus don't make that list is a big miss.

>>>>How Subarus don't make that list is a big miss.

They didn't get their own entry but are referenced in the discussions of items 128, 126, 100, and 60.

Cheese Whiz

Donnie + Marie

The Grateful Dead...

Miracle Whip

Widespread Panic

overpriced mediocre restaurants....

Corduroys

Black, white, and brown folks dig GM g body cars.

Willie Nelson should be on that list.

>>>>Willie Nelson should be on that list.

The official Stuff that White People Like list appears to focus on a certain type of "white" person - college educated, urban dwelling liberals.   Most self respecting rednecks would scoff at much of the stuff on the list.   For that type of "white" person, "You might be a redneck if . . . ." would be the more appropriate list.

https://rwrant.co.za/30-of-the-best-jeff-foxworthy-you-might-be-a-rednec...

 

Grammar in the Top 100?

Fay Gnus.

>>>#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music

Radio stations used to figure out ratings by having a select group of people fill out a journal about what radio stations they listened to. A few years ago they switched to meters that people wear that can tell what radio station you are listening to and automatically records it. The meters killed commercial classical music stations. People used to pretend they listened to classical, but the meters proved that no one actually did. 

I would bet more white Americans like Willie than not, whatever the criteria. 

donald stump

ted nugent

GUNS

lots of

GUNS

I like Triscuits.

Skynyrd and anything cock rock

 

I reject all this "race"-based jive. There's only one race. It comes in many colors.

Hydro flasks

 

Hahahaha

Dave Chappell

argyle socks

White

 

LL Bean

LL Bean

Subaru cars.

Sheryl Crow

jorts

Five Finger toe shoes.  Hahaha

Eminem

 

Have never once seen a car full of brothers bopping their heads to slim shady. For the record, I loathe that guy's music.

Allbirds

MacBook Pros covered in stickers

Ski boats

Slalom water skiing

Hot tubs

5,6, and 11 for starters.   But actually a low percentage of what I read of that list.

Phil and friends. 
 

the Q is probably his whitest installment

Eatin pussy

Oxy's, Dave Barry, Hootie, Cape Cod....the list is long.

Swimming

Skiing

Water Polo

Figure Skating

Tea

neutral milk hotel

Lobster dinner with lobster bib

Dining Al fresco

Patagonia

REI

Fancy salt.

electricity

Answering questions beginning with '...yeah, so...'

then mid answer, slipping in a quick 'right?!', but without allowing an answer and continuing with their own answer.

 

Also agreeing by using the words 'absolutely' or 'totally'

the wire

>Eatin pussy

 

in a discussion about this with a black friend of mine, he said, “if you eat the hole then you’ll suck the pole”

 

they are all liars about this topic

 

^Buddy of mine said that he never had oral sex until he went to college and dated white girls. He was bummed he had waited so long. 

They like Maria

Joey Ramone - Maria Bartiromo
https://youtu.be/vbJxMd3Pls8

flaming hot cheetos and grape drank

Designer pets (Labradoodles, etc.)

Carriers for small pets (strollers, slings)

Stores that put out water bowls for their pets and welcome them inside. 
 

Yoga pants

"Been there" stickers on they cars. 
DNB