Sorry to Judit in advance - Zoner trolls, I need your advice....

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While I have always been one for taking the high road, I need some suggestions....  There is a handful of people I hate.  Not just a little but A LOT.  Cyber bullies, douche bags, just really bad people........  I feel compelled to do something very very LOW ROAD.... After years of watching the genius of zoners I feel like you guys might have some great ideas.  Now Im not talking putting a hit out on someone but Id ruin some credit, destroy a reputation whether its with the neighbors, their professional reputation, whatever.  The first suggestion is my own.... let your negative energy flow and help me out!

1.  Subscribe them online and to their home to the NAMBLA Bulletin

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1.  Subscribe them online and to their home to the NAMBLA Bulletin

2. Change your iPhone name to Mark Twain, and airdrop them innocent portraits of Mark Twain

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Is this about Dewitt or Delia?

Not everything is about you Hoover......

A kid that I coached soccer for years went this route:  stuck her room mates tooth brush up her asshole everyday until the room mate was so sick, had every test under the sun,  and was finally told from her Dr. that she had an infection from fecal matter.

I knew from the time that girl was 5 that she was fucked up in the head.  

I guess by payback standards she did her job well. 

 

   

 

 

If I had access to their toothbrushes Id be all over that.  

I once sent an old tuna sandwich via USPS to a competing publisher that was talking smack about our newspaper.

Build a Death Star.  Order them to shape up or face "total annihilation".

>If I had access to their toothbrushes Id be all over that.

I hear that 'colgate' has been sending out samples.

 

 

I know somebody who puts Trump stickers on cars that park in his private parking spot behind his house. 

https://www.mastersofrevenge.com/

For $60 my son had 150 pounds of horse shit delivered to his "buddies" doorstep

Love you Schnee !

Your writing style sense of humor commitment and ethics have always impressed and entertained

Blowing off a little steam, and or assisting karma can’t be all bad!

Forgive and forget may not always be in the cards.  Whatever you choose to do, I expect it to be highly creative with 90% satisfaction

And you came back home speaking to a group with a strong skill set good bad or indifferent

 

Drop on by in a bit and say hi

Be overtly kind to them and their insides will melt with shame and self-doubt. You may not get to experience an ah-ha! retribution moment but it's really the best angle.

I forget to mention.....  these are people that orbit in the wild world of EDM music (both fans and professionals) .... that should help some of these softer suggestions, we can all get behind making their lives hell, now cant we?

And thanks for the love...  I figured if nothing else Id get a few laughs.  Im so triggered!!!!  lolol  

 

Have sex with his wife

Let it go. 

Hate breeds more hate (or haven't you been paying attention to ur culture lately?).  The hate is in you, not them, so give it up.

Don't be a breeder.

Take control of their sound system at the next EDM festi, and play Taste The Biscuit on perma loop for 72 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GchgAvD1fxA

 

does this have to be electronic?

 

otherwise you could rub poison oak on their door handles.

or

draw dicks in surf wax on their car windows

 

Thank you Turts.  You get me.  Those are solid.  

RRG - I like Taste the Biscuit too much to waste on this.  

Thom2 - Jeez dude, this is supposed to be fun, you just cant get on the right side of history about anything.

 

 

 

Jeff Duke used to be so good in these type of things, Miss that dude

 

upper Decker 

Go to Reddit and pay a Russian dude $150 to doxx the fuck out of them and email their boss. 

watch from 1:37-2:07 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co5aKOGcHaw

Try to get a turnkit on it. Good luck!

Clarifying question..are they professional relationships (i.e. work) or social.... answer is critical in determining potential consequences....

 

ahh..just skimmed the thread and saw they are EDM douchbags...lololol..all bets are off...have at em...

somebody spike your Molly with Meth, Schnee? Seems more like a Kirley thread..

 

 

From Thom

"Hate breeds more hate" 

True. However ironic. 

Taste the Biscuit. A long lost favorite. Awesome.

>draw dicks in surf wax on their car windows<

Lol...Standard surfer move.

Another one is squeeezing dog shit from the little pick up bags under their car door handles or in their home air conditioner vent.

Italian move: paperbag of whole squid under the car seat.

Happy hunting.

>>somebody spike your Molly with Meth, Schnee? Seems more like a Kirley thread..

even the blind squirrel sometimes finds the nut

>>Clarifying question..are they professional relationships (i.e. work) or social.... answer is critical in determining potential consequences....

mostly work.  willing to go there to hell with the consequences.

Thom2 - Jeez dude, this is supposed to be fun, you just cant get on the right side of history about anything.<<

Damn, I love Schnee.

Happy hunting, Sister. :)

Send them pineapple pizza's from Domino's every night.

Damn, Lance.  The toothbrush thing is less cruel.

my niece married a guy who is a promoter/manager for some techno crap musicians. he’s returning from a festival in Iceland.  Wonder if he’s on your hit list..he deserves whatever you’re dishing out, Schnee

 

Sign 'em up for some kind of mlm scam or send zippy $2 a day to pester your target online.

Its not the same guy but believe me they are all cut from the same cloth.  I doubt he is on my hit list... then again maybe he is :)  Its a short list.

>>Send them pineapple pizza's from Domino's every night.

this is actually not the worst idea.  I do have address', phone numbers and birthdays.....  the pineapple pizza for sure sends the message