Shut Down Over (at least for now)

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Now that was a royal cluster fuck.   If no agreement is reached in the next couple weeks, Trump will issue an emergency declaration so he can build his damn wall.

It's a start at least.

Pelosi is grabbing Trump by the pussy

we should all, as Americans, walk out and strike en masse if these asshats shut down the government again.

Why not also, outlaw these shutdowns?

Yeah  - there oughta be a law. Seriously, why not require that, in the event of an impasse over the budget,  spending will remain at current levels?

>>>>why not require that, in the event of an impasse over the budget,  spending will remain at current levels

Makes sense and would avoid a repeat of all this tomfoolery.

congress hasn't even managed to pass a budget in 20 years what do you expect?

LOL @ Trump what a fucking loser 

He just got his ass handed to him in a McDonald's bag.

it’s over because 45 has a hard on for a national audience

now that the shutdown is over, Nancy will have to acquiesce

he so badly needs to give that SOTU “yes wall/no collusion” address

 

 

<<WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is special-ordering a pair of “tiny handcuffs,” an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Wednesday.>>

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/f-b-i-to-special-order-a...

(this is not news)

Anyone supporting our President at this point is:

1) a troll 

2) a rube

3) a friend or relative 

Made this the other day for a different thread, but it got lost in the shuffle.

 

Shutdown

(apologies to Wilson and Christian)

 

Jack it up pack it up
Buddy gonna shut you down

It happened in D.C. where the Trumpster lied
Two politicians standin' side by side
Yeah, the Democrat Shumer, and a Tweetin’ Tween
Revvin' up his pie hole and he sounds real mean

Crack it up, frack it up
Buddy gonna shut you down

Declinin' poll numbers at a faster rate
At the count of one he might evaporate
Shumer is right, the press is startin' to spin
But the Orange Cheeto's really diggin' in

Redistrict gerrymander power shift here we go

Super Schlock Donnie’s whinin' out so low
But Senator Shumer's really startin' to go
To get some traction he’s doing pressers and such
Cyberspace is burnin', Shumer’s team’s too much

Members to the floor, this shutdown’s startin’ to stink
And now the Trumpster's lead is really startin' to shrink
He's hot with Russian money but it's understood
We got a Special Prosecutor who’s gettin’ the goods

Shut yer mouth Donnie now I’m gonna shut you down

Shut Down cost more than the wall would have.... lmfao

 

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/government-shutdown-cost-more-than-wall-d...

 

 

 

>> Shut Down cost more than the wall would have.... lmfao

And then you edgelords "REEE" the fuck out when someone points you out as the traitors that you are.

Hahahaha...2 Dank. Lol

Legislation has been introduced to prevent further shutdowns.   If no deal is reached, funding for all agencies would stay at existing levels, except for the White House and Congress: 

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/426459-senate-dem-introduces-stop-st...