Now that was a royal cluster fuck. If no agreement is reached in the next couple weeks, Trump will issue an emergency declaration so he can build his damn wall.
<<WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is special-ordering a pair of “tiny handcuffs,” an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Wednesday.>>
Made this the other day for a different thread, but it got lost in the shuffle.
Shutdown
(apologies to Wilson and Christian)
Jack it up pack it up
Buddy gonna shut you down
It happened in D.C. where the Trumpster lied
Two politicians standin' side by side
Yeah, the Democrat Shumer, and a Tweetin’ Tween
Revvin' up his pie hole and he sounds real mean
Crack it up, frack it up
Buddy gonna shut you down
Declinin' poll numbers at a faster rate
At the count of one he might evaporate
Shumer is right, the press is startin' to spin
But the Orange Cheeto's really diggin' in
Redistrict gerrymander power shift here we go
Super Schlock Donnie’s whinin' out so low
But Senator Shumer's really startin' to go
To get some traction he’s doing pressers and such
Cyberspace is burnin', Shumer’s team’s too much
Members to the floor, this shutdown’s startin’ to stink
And now the Trumpster's lead is really startin' to shrink
He's hot with Russian money but it's understood
We got a Special Prosecutor who’s gettin’ the goods
Legislation has been introduced to prevent further shutdowns. If no deal is reached, funding for all agencies would stay at existing levels, except for the White House and Congress:
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 02:45 pm
It's a start at least.
It's a start at least.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Richie Nagan Shakin' Nagan
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 02:46 pm
Pelosi is grabbing Trump by
Pelosi is grabbing Trump by the pussy
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ... Voodoo Chile
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 03:44 pm
we should all, as Americans,
we should all, as Americans, walk out and strike en masse if these asshats shut down the government again.
Why not also, outlaw these shutdowns?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 03:55 pm
Yeah -there oughta be a law.
Yeah - there oughta be a law. Seriously, why not require that, in the event of an impasse over the budget, spending will remain at current levels?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D. Portland_ken
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 04:09 pm
>>>>why not require that, in
>>>>why not require that, in the event of an impasse over the budget, spending will remain at current levels
Makes sense and would avoid a repeat of all this tomfoolery.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: thinthread hillman
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 04:12 pm
congress hasn't even managed
congress hasn't even managed to pass a budget in 20 years what do you expect?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 04:36 pm
LOL @ Trump what a fucking
LOL @ Trump what a fucking loser
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Localcountyline Localcountyline
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 05:41 pm
He just got his ass handed to
He just got his ass handed to him in a McDonald's bag.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ... Voodoo Chile
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 05:43 pm
it’s over because 45 has a
it’s over because 45 has a hard on for a national audience
now that the shutdown is over, Nancy will have to acquiesce
he so badly needs to give that SOTU “yes wall/no collusion” address
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba Noodler
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 06:42 pm
<<WASHINGTON (The Borowitz
<<WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is special-ordering a pair of “tiny handcuffs,” an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Wednesday.>>
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/f-b-i-to-special-order-a...
(this is not news)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: good at drinking water infinite ignorance
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 08:21 pm
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 11:28 pm
Anyone supporting our
Anyone supporting our President at this point is:
1) a troll
2) a rube
3) a friend or relative
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba Noodler
on Friday, January 25, 2019 – 11:43 pm
(No subject)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Saturday, January 26, 2019 – 12:31 am
Made this the other day for a
Made this the other day for a different thread, but it got lost in the shuffle.
Shutdown
(apologies to Wilson and Christian)
Jack it up pack it up
Buddy gonna shut you down
It happened in D.C. where the Trumpster lied
Two politicians standin' side by side
Yeah, the Democrat Shumer, and a Tweetin’ Tween
Revvin' up his pie hole and he sounds real mean
Crack it up, frack it up
Buddy gonna shut you down
Declinin' poll numbers at a faster rate
At the count of one he might evaporate
Shumer is right, the press is startin' to spin
But the Orange Cheeto's really diggin' in
Redistrict gerrymander power shift here we go
Super Schlock Donnie’s whinin' out so low
But Senator Shumer's really startin' to go
To get some traction he’s doing pressers and such
Cyberspace is burnin', Shumer’s team’s too much
Members to the floor, this shutdown’s startin’ to stink
And now the Trumpster's lead is really startin' to shrink
He's hot with Russian money but it's understood
We got a Special Prosecutor who’s gettin’ the goods
Shut yer mouth Donnie now I’m gonna shut you down
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Dan 2Dank
on Saturday, January 26, 2019 – 03:14 pm
https://finance.yahoo.com
Shut Down cost more than the wall would have.... lmfao
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/government-shutdown-cost-more-than-wall-d...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Saturday, January 26, 2019 – 03:17 pm
>> Shut Down cost more than
>> Shut Down cost more than the wall would have.... lmfao
And then you edgelords "REEE" the fuck out when someone points you out as the traitors that you are.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff JR
on Saturday, January 26, 2019 – 04:12 pm
Hahahaha...2 Dank. Lol
Hahahaha...2 Dank. Lol
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D. Portland_ken
on Wednesday, January 30, 2019 – 12:48 pm
Legislation has been
Legislation has been introduced to prevent further shutdowns. If no deal is reached, funding for all agencies would stay at existing levels, except for the White House and Congress:
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/426459-senate-dem-introduces-stop-st...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Wednesday, January 30, 2019 – 02:02 pm
(No subject)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Wednesday, January 30, 2019 – 02:03 pm
Foxconned: https://www
Foxconned: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jan/30/foxconn-wisconsin-fac...