Nestor, Todd, at least one Joe, Tulsa, Zippy, OG

> Nestor, Todd, at least one Joe,

I'm all for keeping the zone kirley-free...

> Zippy, OG

They were asking for it and got it...

> Tulsa

I'm not a fan, but this one baffles me...

Agreed...

It takes a village....and every village needs an idiot...NOW, what do we do??

Most villages got multiples - we'll be fine.

So, Tulsa was banned for one of two reasons:

- he's just not that popular

- there's a belief that hundreds of wonderful, long lost Zoners will flood back in here now that he's gone, and it was really the greatest good for the greatest number

Shit, I guess I should watch out too. I have no problems with the dude so I'm also a bad guy. Oh my heck!

 There are over 700 people registered already and we're only 2 days old! 

600 were kirley 

Tulsa took a benign comment and escalated it to painting a vivid picture of anal intercourse.

I must have missed that and I'm guessing the post was pulled. Which thread was it in?

Lol, smokestack

Damn, thats alot of passwords to remember, his file cabinets must be bursting....and prob took family emergancy leave from work to prepare all that.....omg, can you imagine?

Ya, me neither

so we're not allowed to discuss anal?

(((baffles me)))

>>>>so we're not allowed to discuss anal?

Well fish, I do not believe that is the case, however a Christmas gift thread may not be the place.

His posts for shock-value/humor add little to the community IMO

and for someone who professed that he would like more female participation here

I believe he is more of a repellant.

I hope Zippy, OG, and Tulsa will be back after the one month warning thing. I assume Kirley's socks are getting the permanent boot. 

>>>Shit, I guess I should watch out too. I have no problems with the dude so I'm also a bad guy. Oh my heck!

i think you're safe; having bad taste doesn't necessarily mean you're a bad person

Same as it ever was. Some folks get a pass and others don't. It's still hard to believe a hippie board would be like that. Then again, it's hard to believe how vile some folks can be .

what is good for the goose is not good for the gander

same as it ever was.

I smell ham.

Yuck.

If you are implying that I am Kirley, you and Hoover can enjoy that thought. I am not. This is a message board and you can think I am whoever you like. 

Have a great day. 

I didn't say who, or what 

Smelled like ham.

Lame as it ever was...

Take that to the mat.

{{{{SlimFast}}}}

If you get butt hurt after stepping into the ring with a troll please do us all a favor & sign off. 

^ nice thought, but strange post considering its comin from thread starter

>>>So by that logic, Tulsa's not a bad person either?

correct, not necessarily a bad guy, just bad at zoning

>>>assuming a new handle is kirley is getting old

kirley constantly making new handles is getting old

>>just bad at zoning

I think he just sucks at the internet in general. after he got the boot from here he blew up fb whining about it

"Just bad at zoning" - the beloved catch all phrase.

Yeah, I find its funny. The best part is only the know it all types call new handles Kirley.  Talk about bad zoning. LOL

well, if your bag is to keep catching, carry on

Whatever, kirley

Right on Kona

Everyone knows kona committed suicide by cop in a bloody shoot out with Hawaiian police after his decade long attempt at stealing bob weir's identity and went horribly awry.

SlimFast doesn't exist in the real world.  They're just a poster on an internet discussion board.

awe, taking each other's back on a message board.

thats really cute and touching.

Terrible detectives.

How's it going, Creek?

LOL

you guys are great. No no, it's Kirley, no no it's whoever.

Nobody really cares who you are.  It's just pretty plain that you're a longtime Zoner who's afraid to say who they were there?

Good chance that Joe will be banned. People are so afraid of the evil boogey-men that an accusation is all it takes.

The hall monitor vigilantes go running to the hidden moderators, and bam!

I'll  tell you, that Kirley dude won. He has brought out fear and paranoia, and it rules the roost.

Crazy how much power people are handed.

Kirley Trump.

Meh. Socks is socks. Why bother if you can't post as yourself?

I hope you're wrong, BK, on every count.

Words on a screen 

Are you kidding? This place was designed with multiple levels of "firewalls" to keep the guy out. He's got to be sitting back and laughing his ass off, potato chips flying out of his mouth. Bizarre, right?

>>>I'll  tell you, that Kirley dude won.

no,    nooooooooooooo..... the dude thinks he won because the internet gives him a hiding space and physical distance from actual people....... on the inside he knows that he has lost, and the sting of being a loser pinches him erry day.....

Hidden moderators? lol...

He's like al Qaeda, whose goal was to disrupt the American way of life. Shit around here ain't that different than the Patriot Act.

You know, Jon, people narcing and making accusations, with absolutely no proof.

Brian, have you considered changing your strain?

lol....

who needs proof in the trump era???

hmmmmm??  no one....

We were told well ahead of time that there were things in place to keep Kirls out. We were also told that there would be mods scoping the threads. It's not like I'm exposing some hidden conspiracy.

brian k is kirley!!!!

Mike, it's not BK, Tulsa, and Kirley.  They're totally cool.  The problem lies with the rest of us Puritanical, sex hating Zoners.

>>It's not like I'm exposing some hidden conspiracy.

so, then what's your point?

i hate puritanical sex.....

How are "narcs" and "hidden moderators" differentiated?

Do I need to revisit my comp?

wtf is a hidden moderator, anyway?

Beats me, but we were told they would be there. I think that they are making a list and checking it twice.

is there a list of zone do's and don't's?

I'm pretty sure we can say "fuck" a lot

The bannings are ridiculous.  Keep on making your zone utopia, blahahaha.

You can say it as an adjective or adverb. In some instances it's okay as a noun, but it's never cool as a verb.

> it's never cool as a verb.

Fuck that...

True, it's cool in hat context, but you can't say, "I fucked that." You definitely can't say that you fucked that in the rump.

Word on the street is that longhair bill is a moderator.  Probably one of the reasons why I was pre banned on here and had to kiss ass to even be allowed to join.

how does a pre-banning work?

that was a sweeping edit, jr

Sweet edit, JR...

((((( Miracles )))))

Brian, I've seen you post "How hard is it to not get banned from a dbmb" before.

Which is it?  Super easy, or super hard?

Maybe Bill is Deadfast.

Hello JR.

Paranoia destroya, brian...

Those guys on sunday, wearing helmets, all standing in a circle?

Theyre really not talking about you

Hopefully this thread will encourage more women to join the site. 

the women that were here before contributed just as much into the sex threads as the guys, when the zone was all about phil and laughter.  some horrible, dirty shit...but it was funny

then along came jr and jug and tulsa and some others, and things got a little weird, and the women wandered off. 

can't say I blame them

I don't really know, Timmy. Without even thinking about it I've never been banned, or even given a warning. I guess that I inherently don't cross that line, and I don't have any urge to change just so I do.

Why don't you tell the class all about it? Did you have to try, it did it just come naturally to you?

So Fish, you're asserting that the women left because of a few creepy sex dudes?

You don't attribute any of it to the rash of aggressive stalking and trolling that started about 5-6 years ago? Around that time a large faction of people stopped responding to posts, and instead began incessantly trolling, putting people down, attacking, and generally getting their rocks off by shitting in the sand-box.

I hadn't been Zoning much for a while before then. When I started again I saw that a ton of people had stopped posting altogether and a new class had taken over. Maybe I'm drawing a false correlation, but I don't think so.

no brian. not the sex part, but the creepy part you allude to,

What would Robert and Linda do?

Are starting bikini threads (very classy- maybe French) off limits? 

As opposed to objectifying, it would be directed at honoring the human body.

and the fun continues.

can't live without a train wreck around here.

DON'T LOOK!!!!

Hello Fafa. 

Hello JR, Hope you've been well, good to see you around!

pre-banning, is like pre-biotics.....

you just do it.

Regular as fuck

it works for free.... love it.

I'll  tell you, that Kirley dude won.<<

Ha.  Now there's two of you who think so.

What would Robert and Linda do?<<

Isn't there some sort of profile with that info?

[Alternate:  "That depends how late the party's going."]

>>Ha.  Now there's two of you who think so.

People are batshit crazy over the dude. That's what he wants.

...

OG Falling on the sword for all of us.  If only slacker could have a fraction of the impact. 

slacker takes up slack.....

its what slackers do....

deal with it,.

I'm scared of that bizzaro zone

>>>  It's just pretty plain that you're a longtime Zoner who's afraid to say who they were there?

Joe...whomever you were, you will always be a pussy in this place because you refuse to disclose.

You get that, right?

People can create new handles for themselves on here but as soon as someone asks them who they were on the zone, if they refuse to say, they are telling us they are feckless dimwits who deserve to be contemptuously ridiculed for as long as they show their face in this place (so to speak).

It's a whole new lowest of the low. 

Well done Viva.

(((feckless dimwits)))

Rolls off the tongue a whole lot better than ill-lit wits devoid of feck...

not original, but not bad

What's it from Fish?

I'm not an etiologist, but, as the saying goes, google is your friend

so, your an etiologist????

>>> I'm not an etiologist, but, as the saying goes, google is your friend

You want me to look on google?  No thanks.

It's not original because it's on google?

Got it.

I was thinking that you were saying it's not original because, in your opinion, it wasn't original.

Silly me.

And yeah, you are certainly not anything even remotely approaching an etymologist. 

The intellectual beat down in action!

it's not original because it's not, it's been uttered before. google, or many other research tools, can provide veracity to that fact

both etiology and etymology are applicable terms

dork

> People are batshit crazy over the dude

I'm not seeing the batshit crazy in this thread, Brian. Even your own posts here are just mildly hysterical...

>>> t's not original because it's not, it's been uttered before. google, or many other research tools, can provide veracity to that fact

Oh, it's been uttered before. And google, among other tools, is your proof.

Now I get it.

Nothing like being called unoriginal by an idiot. 

never mind. you're right. you made it up all by yourself. you are the smartest and wittiest poster on the board

dork

Felina, have you tried the Mensa board? You might find it more stimulating than this mental midget hang-out.

Yea calling everyone Kirley that stands up to you is really getting old here. Interesting we have quite a few new posters showing up and the only ones being accused of being Ham are the ones that dare speak out against the those that can do no wrong gang.

What exactly did so called Kirley do wrong except being called Kirley. Did he insult any women??????????????

Have you tried ThePhilzone.net, BK? I don't think they ban any of your little buddies you're missing from here.

Yet another weak troll attempt from Slack.

Well, at least we all get along nicely here - so we have that going for us!

 >>>>>Did he insult any women??????????????

I believe he did, as a matter of fact.

>>> never mind. you're right. you made it up all by yourself. you are the smartest and wittiest poster on the board

Apologies, I am not using google or other tools as evidence.

You'll just have to take my word for it regarding the idiot bit.

You and your exclamation points, 6.

Really, who did he insult and what did he say.

When Slack goes full on Troll it is amusing to watch.

Good point about Mensa BK, you would think more of the pro super intelligent great at zoning zoners would check it out too, Or is it more fun to say continual condescending snark to lower level DBMB posters.

>>You and your exclamation points, 6.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exclamation points are the antidote to glum and fastidious pedantry.

It's easy tell from threads like this who is on my team and who isn't.

>>>>>Good point about Mensa BK, you would think more of the pro super intelligent great at zoning zoners would check it out too, Or is it more fun to say continual condescending snark to lower level DBMB posters.

6, are you going to comment on Fo6s hypocrisy?  Or have you stopped worrying about others behavior to work on being less of a bitch?

Have fun guys.  I'm going frisbee golfing.  Don't let BK get too worked up again.

I got called a pussy up there. Ha ha ha

Mr Felina, 

  If you knew my real name, you still would t know me. Relax. I am sorry it bothers you so bad

felina,

I present facts

you reply with name calling

granted, I called you a dork more than once, but that's how you present yourself

felina,

I offer facts

you reply with name calling

granted, I called you a dork more than once, but that's how you present yourself

Fish, you falsely called me out yesterday for my treatment of women on the old zone (maybe you thought it went unnoticed) . Not a good foot to start off on around here.  Feel free to apologize: 

Some of those West Coast boys sure do have a lot to prove: better, smarter, cooler, more insightful, more knowledgeable, etc. 

They don't have much to say that really proves it, but damn, they'll make the point over and over.

nice edit, jr

you can be really funny, one of my favs

but you can be a real dick as well

felina still sucks

I find it amusing Brian K. Winning a popularity contest on an Internet message board goes a long way in the real world. LOL

i think that could be why folks get frustrated when they don't recognize the handle posting, because they want to be popular. Ha ha ha

Did the Philzone start with everyone knowing each other? 

You going to answer my question, Timmy? All those times that you got banned, were you trying or did it come naturally?

Objectively, Timmy, here's the Zoner crew that you best fit in with: Kirley,  Creek, Tulsa, Zip, OG. You are all the dudes who just can't figure it out.

Good point Joe. Everyone should feel welcome.

>>> If you knew my real name, you still would t know me. Relax. I am sorry it bothers you so bad

I wouldn't say it bothers me but I am intrigued by it.

Just the fact that there are human being who take something like this so seriously they can't call themsevles by their right name or whatever that Pasternak quote is.

This is an interweb message board, right?

>>> granted, I called you a dork more than once

So you have insight into your idiocy. 

That's something at least.

I'm thinking you must be a blast to hang out with.

Joe, are you saying you never used another handle on the zone?

It bothered you enough to call me a pussy, right?

You have it backwards for me. I actually do t care enough to give my real name. If I cared and wanted to be a popular Zoner (whatever that means) , I would use my real name. There is no way to be popular without a real identity.

Its a message board Felina. You don't have to know everyone. That's a great thing.

yes JR, all should feel welcome. 

felina, if you think you're running with your strengths by throwing feeble insults, you just might be right

I am not saying anything at all Felina. I am just saying that I am on Viva and my handle is Deadfast.

>>> Its a message board Felina. You don't have to know everyone. That's a great thing.

You can call yourself anything you want but by refusing to tell the zone who you were, you are indeed a pussy, Joe.

A feeble one at that.

You know this too, so stop trying to rationalize to yourself and the zone that you don't.

You did say that Felina wouldn't like you if you did give your old Zone handle. 

 I'd wear that with pride.

Fish, you call something I wrote unoriginal and then call me names 4th graders use, and then you talk about throwing insults.

I forgot how lame you were. 

Thanks for the reminder.

Brian, Fog, 6, Fish.

That's a group I want to party with. 

3.2

Careful what you wish for,  partying with 6 can plant you on your face!! And without warning mind you

The only people that you seem to like are assholes, which says a lot for you.

I'm so hurt that you wouldn't want to party with me. Is that supposed to be a slam or something, like being in your presence is a positive thing?

I didn't say that Brian K

he still wouldn't know me. I just like how it gets him all,fired up and he spouts names like a 12 year old. Over a message board name. 

Ok Felina, my real name is Fred. No lie, is that better?

>>>The only people that you seem to like are assholes, which says a lot for you.

I'm good with wanting to hang with folks who have a sense of humor you don't get.

Real good.

But I'm not really arguing with you on Viva, Brian.

Maybe the old days of the zone.

Timmy, until you refer to him as Fog, I cannot comment on his hypocrisy.

That's okay, Felina. I'm positive you are to fussy to be any fun at a party.

Joe...real name...right name.

That translates to our zone handle.

The day you want to hang with me, Brian, is the day I look for a tall roof to throw myself off.

Just to be clear.

I'd  stick around for Brian's eggs at least 

Ooh,  burn.

You're pretty badass, huh?

Just to be clear = a big fat exclamation point!

>>Fish, you call something I wrote unoriginal

well, it was

Hey Felina, I really want to hang out and party with you! No, seriously, can we?

>> well, it was

And iit was an idiot saying it.

Hence...(insert pic)

good morning.

wow, looks like multiple zoners are riding the melty-train. all seem to be hovering in the mid 3's on the meltdowm scale.

i'm enjoying sleeping in on my vacation. seeing pop in a little bit. we are lunching at a french joint.

>those that can do no wrong gang.<

pretty sure i'm in there.

>>> k, buddy, you're the first genius to string those two words together. Whatever. 

Why would you think I thought I was the first?

Pretty rare to be the first person to ever say something, ain't it?

There's an entire Pinterest page dedicated to "feckless dimwits."

I'd be surprised if Seapup didn't use it months ago. It seems to be the hip thing for Reps to call liberals.

Brian, your feeling are hurt.

Apologies.  Not my intention.

Felina is the Pinterest of the Zone.

 No, I just want to hang with you.

He's the most Pinteresting Zoner that there is, if he doesn't say so himself!

>>> There's an entire Pinterest page dedicated to "feckless dimwits."

Slightly embarrassed to say I don't know what that is.

But it sounds like it's something big. So I'm rethinking everything now.

I know you are, but what am I?

Even feckless dimwits know what Pinterest is.

I miss gunner

Guess I'm just your run of the mill dimwit then, 6.

What is it?  I start to feel addled when I don't know these things--dotty.

Actually, Felina, I think you possess above average intelligence, your musical taste is very, very good and you express yourself in a much better than standard manner.

if you didn't feel the need to attack me whenever we post in the same thread, I might actually like you.

Meh.

>>> if you didn't feel the need to attack me whenever we post in the same thread, I might actually like you.

It wasn't unprovoked, 6.

So you can feel better about it on that account.

I'm sure I provoked your series of attacks - which started on the old board a while ago - based around the boredom I perpetuate, correct?

Damn it.

I'm referring to this thread.

It's not good form to bring old judgments to new threads much less  new boards.

Her Mark!  You guys made it past the hardest part, the first month.

Congrats.

I bet both of you are having some of the best times of your lives right now. 

Pretty happy for ya.

 But you should definitely bring old names to the new Board, so old judgments can be carried over.

Names not judgments Brian. 

It's a new day on Viva.

And not really even names, but not to disclose who you were when asked is a tad creepy.

Why would one assume they were even signed up and posting on old zone, plenty of lurkers have signed up. All former lurkers speaking out to anyone in the 'do no wrong gang' will from this day forward be called Kirley, let it be written..

So say you were a lurker.

That's calling something by its right name.

Let it be so

NIce thread, Gravy.

You've really upped your game since the Viva rollout.

>>> Word on the street is that longhair bill is a moderator.

That would be incorrect.

BK I don't think you have much to worry about.  Personally, I didn't have much against Tulsa either.  Definitely a bit of a creep but that doesn't bother me much.

so we got siobud struttin around like a 13 year old with a badge? 

((Struttin'))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EA1gh8XKGk

amazing no new folks have shown up for the "new philzone" ?

sign up and make a comment

get grilled about what your handle was on a old website

1x

2x

3x

bye bye

It is definitely a hardship.

Maybe even as far as traumatic. 

At least they'll always have you, Frog.

do you really care who joe is felina?

why?

I don't care.

But he should know he's no better than Kirls.

Worse even.  I've taken sabbaticals from the zone--haven't been the best zoner at times being neglectful like that so I could be wrong, but it seems to me like Kirley never really tried to hide who he was, no matter the sock he was talking through.

He doesn't care. Lol

ok, so your name on here is Felina. Neat, I still don't know you from Adam. 

It is a message board. Besides that, isn't  the Philzone a thing of the past and this is something new?

i met some folks off the Philzone, and all I knew was a handle name. When we met in 3D it was different, and real. Until then, it really is just a board. 

So, let's meet up sometime if it means so much to you. You will meet the real me. Even if I threw another name at you, I still don't know you.

relax, enjoy the music, debate a topic, look at pretty pictures of pot, talk about Jerry, go to a show, meet a person in 3d

but to lash out and call somebody a pussy over a message board name, well, that's just kinda crazy to me.

please don't blow a valve

thanks

i met some folks off the Philzone, and all I knew was a handle name. When we met in 3D it was different, and real. Until then, it really is just a board. <<<

This

Graivy really has had the magic touch as of late.

Joe just so you know, felina is like a pitbull when he grabs onto something.  Whether it be a Deer Creek 90 China Doll or someone with a fake username such as yourself.  His passion is undeniable. 

That's not a fake user name. Look, it says it right there by my post. 

Its ok, he can grab it like a pitbull, I just find it amusing 

>> ok, so your name on here is Felina. Neat, I still don't know you from Adam. 

I don't know you from Adam either.  I haven't seen more than 2 or 3 of your posts.  Have no idea what you're about.

But I do know that you are afraid to tell viva who you were when there was a zone.  Maybe you have your reasons for that, but it's creepy and you come off that way not being able to say "I was ____" on the zone."

Hence me calling you and all the other people who refuse to say who there were a pussy.

Trust me, I have no desire to know who the fuck you were, why you are afraid to come clean.  But the concept that someone who posted a lot on the zone and now comes here with a different handle and refuses to let us know who they were is kind of pathetic.

Sorry you don't get that but not too sorry cause I think you do.

Are you deader than thou, joe?

do you like cosplay, joe? Who's your favorite character?

For years I've been saying that we are all just words on a screen, really until we've met the person behind those words in real life. A dude named Bob over there could be Tom over here. It makes no difference to me.

i judge a poster by the content of their posts, not the letters in their handle.

Do you cosplay, Brian? Do you have a favorite character? 

No, just a dude that likes good music

hey Felina, it ever cross your mind that maybe I never posted over there? 

Maybe I never even had a handle to tell you what it was, maybe

I am sorry you are so insecure that a name on the Internet makes you so uncomfortable, that wasn't my goal. In fact, when I registered here, I actually didn't consider you at all. So sorry.

for a guy that says it doesn't matter, you sure do seem fired up over it.

please don't blow a valve

thank you

Slacker, you're really slacking.

You've really gone downhill without the sexy vegetables. So long as you don't say that you want to fuck someone with one, you won't get banned. They are just veggies.

"felina's an ass"

that one comment on the old zone made him go ballistic and accuse me of having a meltdown

he's sensitive

amazing no new folks have shown up for the "new philzone" ?

sign up and make a comment

get grilled about what your handle was on a old website

1x

2x

3x

bye bye

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

you forgot, get accused of being Kirls,

Do any of you dudes like Courtney Barnett? It's not GD sounding. 

No, but I like Highly Suspect

check them out, they rock

You were the Snarky Puppy guy on the old Zone as well. I'd say your taste in music isn't very good!

They look like shoe shine guys. 

Are you a wingtip kinda guy Slack?

>>>>It is a message board. Besides that, isn't  the Philzone a thing of the past and this is something new?

You're first post directed to me was expressing surprise at how mellow I am on Viva compared to PZ.  So it's okay for you to judge others on who they were there but not for them to know who you are?  I mean that's fine but like Felina said it kind of makes you of suspect character at best.

I've also been ignoring your multiple posts about me for the last two days.  I don't care if Creek (hi), or Kirley are posting here.  Whoever it is is using some seriously convoluted/drug addled logic to be anonymous.

You also keep talking about a popularity contest.  You're literally the only person to ever suggest such a thing on Viva.  Who's the one worried about fitting in?  

Probably the guy that's worried about what his other handle on a dbmb was.

This looks like a good thread to say hey gang.

I hope nobody calls me a sock. 

Too fancy for me, CB. 

These are nice.

https://www.footjoy.com/club-casuals/012CLU.html?dwvar_012CLU_color=7900...

>>>hey Felina, it ever cross your mind that maybe I never posted over there? Maybe I never even had a handle to tell you what it was, maybe

Okay, I'll accept that if that's what you're saying.  Easily. 

>>> that one comment on the old zone made him go ballistic

Yup, that sounds like me.

Again, thanks for reminding me about how lame you are, Fish. I had forgotten. 

hi, karl.

Hi Karl.

Are you new or were you a zoner on PZ?

Asking for a friend.

I met Karl at the Jackie Greene birthday show back in '08 and he puffed me down while waiting in line. Good peeps and I'll vouch for him.

Karl told me he didn't get Monty Python movies. 

so, i'm lame due to your reaction to one of my posts?

I think I'd fall in the new category. I had a handle on pz but only posted once or twice. & only in the sports folder so it never felt like a true dbmb post. Feels pretty good to now have an OS post under my belt. 

Oh shit.. is slacker trolling me? Damn.

Hi, across. 

Hi, Jr. Good times at Jackie. He really is the best. God bless Jackie Greene.

Welcome aboard, Karl.

Which sports do you like? I like pro football and college hoops.

Hope to see you over there. (Don't worry about Slack, he's OK).

Think of it more as flirting than trolling. 

You're lame cause of you, Fish, at least in my opinion.

Always felt that way, I had just forgotten, like I said.

Hey Karl.

Like how you spell your name.

HA HA !

hey, the jerk store called

Actually it was a guy named Ted. Sorry Karl, got you mixed up with someone else. 

Karl is still good people.

Fish...I had sex with your wife (!)