Flat Earth

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Official conspiracy theory of the millenial generation.

How did it gain so much steam?

Facebook Russian troll farmers trying to erase logic from the youth?

I always thought it was just a big joke until I saw Kanye West's performance on SNL this weekend, now that's a big joke  (perhaps a mini-movie might help)

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My linear poop experience almost confirms your flatt-earth theorem,  except the Gravity aspect.

The Gravity makes the poop flock towards Earth,  or if I'm on an aeroplane,  towards World.

But I respect your religious beliefs,  especially if you reside in Massachusetts.

Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house.

 

Case. Closed.

I’m in Virginia right now and I can see your house all the way from Farmville, dude.

Six, come up the road a little and let me buy you a taco.

 

But if you're in Farmville, I hope you get to the Red Hen. 

Going to Richmond tonight to see Steely Dan with my nephew and brother - but I’ll try to check out Red Hen tomorrow before I leave.

And I’ll try and hook up with you next time when I’m here for more than a day and a half.

Right on. Enjoy the Dan. 

That one escaped me, only an hour away, too. 

Should be a good one. Safe travels.

 

I like Edo's Squid for Italian and seafood in Richmond if you are coming up short for suggestions. Same guys own a family style Italian place called Mamma Zu that is also worth checking out.

Nobody who ever understood the horizon, or the changes of the moon, ever thought the earth was flat. And those who can't, or won't, see a horizon, or the changes of the moon, in front of them is blind. 

Is that right?

Then could you explain: WHY did this Taiwan to Los Angeles flight redirect to ALASKA? On what GLOBE is ALASKA the nearest safe landing for a trans-Pacific flight?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3270382/Caught-ca...

Straight line transposed onto a globe is curved. I know you know I know you know this. In fact, your example proves this.

Millennial generation>>>>

 

funny, anyone I’ve met in person that has taken this conspiracy theory serious

has been an ardent trump supporter, and around the age of....

yep, you guessed it: a baby boomer.

The world moves on a woman's hips
The world moves and it swivels and bops
The world moves on a woman's hips
The world moves and it bounces and hops

It's OK with me if the mentally-ill folks become armchair geographers.  There could be other Geo-Paradigms aside from "Round" or "Flat",  but let that decision fall into place at a later time.

Back when,  some Polish dude named Copernicus was embroiled in a similar controversy,  and the pope was about to roast him on a BBQ.  

However,  leading Scientists intervened and spared his Life.

Someone should look that up.

Never mind,  I looked it up for you.  

https://www.csmonitor.com/Technology/2013/0219/Copernicus-and-the-Church...

I was confused because of the BS they taught me in "history class".
Maybe it was Galileo they were going to Roast ??

Never could stay awake much during European History class.  I'm sure it's interesting,  but it was early in the morning.

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Hello Mr. Bluest !

Hope you are well.

I see that your usual web-stalker is on potty break,  so let me add a Bluest - Stalkerr comment:

"Bluest has been known to follow the teachings of Copernicus and Galileo,  and therefore,  He is a Witch..."

and the most convincing evidence of all; 

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From what I gather from Drumpf supporters is: "If you disagree with something someone is saying just shout above them. Regardless of whom you disagree with"

i'm watching his motorcade drive by on his way to a rally here tonight. road is pretty flat......

Isn't that a lawyer trick?  If you've got the facts, use them!  If you've got the evidence, use it!  If the laws on your side, use it!  

Otherwise, try and scream and yell and make a scene...    

The "Flat-Earth"  theorem is yet another distraction from the Nigerian Exiled Prince e-mail scam to drain the Western Economy.

Bush Senior started that cult.

I blame Al Gore for inventing the internet!  

Seasons, how do they work?

If the earth is round I must be sitting on Top of the World, because I haven't fallen off it yet!

If you stand on the true north pole...and look straight ahead...on a clear day, you can see the back of your own head....the earth is clearly obtuse

It is obvious that you people are of Seitan's minions,  the Soy-serpent cult.

Having been to Colombia,  Mexico,  Pakistan,  England,  Italy,  Canada and other places with Big Oceans and Mountains,  how come I did not fall off the Earth ???

Duuuhh,  because it is round,  like a Pizza.

The Flatsters are from the same bumblefuck cult that calls Chicago tray lasagna "Midwest Pizza".

I could throw some leftover Dollar Tree coldcuts & pasteurized process Cheeze on a Discarded library book, bake it for 20 minutes at 400  degrees and you'd call it "Flat earth's Chosen Chicago Deep-Dish Pizza".

It's the same blind idolatry that funded the Nixon,  Manson, Idi Amin and Kissinger campaigns of murder and bombs.

Ok, can we settle on a rhombus, then?

Sounds like they got to Kyrie

https://twitter.com/nicolecyang/status/1046867056291975168

Boston Celtics star Kyrie Irving once famously espoused conspiracy theories on his Cleveland Cavaliers teammates' podcast, including flat-earth theories that set the internet ablaze.

On Monday, at the Forbes' 30 Under 30 Summit, Irving apologized for his comments.

https://www.masslive.com/celtics/index.ssf/2018/10/boston_celtics_kyrie_...

I fell off the earth once

Glad you fell back, man.