Phish fans are (almost) the worst!

"mushy jambalaya of the Dead, Pink Floyd, and the Sesame Street theme song"

The worst fans are fans of worst lists.

Theyre not completely wrong. As a longtime Phish listener and former regular show attendee, their fan base is nearly completely comprised of narcissistic, self fellating, laser pointing, dick weasels whos only real reason for attending a show is to score drugs and show off how "heady" they are.  Most of these clowns cant even bring themselves to admit the band hasnt produced any substantive music in more than a decade.... "whoa brah, did you here that crunchy version of 'party time' they did last night??" (... blows pot smoke in my face..)

Well put Ned. 

Right on, Ned.

Funny, I've always met older, professional folks at phish shows. And Joy is among my favorite phish studio albums. 

The poll is all about the so called who dont go to shows, but, sit at home and play on Twitter and numerous other sites...im sure we know a few....

I laughed at actual poll being done as a 64 team tourney, bracket style, w phish fans beating out Woody Allen fans in final....if you look at link, its actually kinda funny...

 

And, yup, get off your collective asses and go to a show...you never know who you ll meet....ive made tons of great friends at phish shows..

no, phish fans are the worst.

You having a stroke, Jambone?

I went to the shows in San Francisco recently and we played a game called “Homeless, or Phan?”. The wooks get a real run for their money when they get to a city like San Francisco, where their homeless look runs head on into actual. mentally-ill homeless people. You could see the concern in the wooks’ eyes as they realized that they needed to step up their game. 

Fuego is one of my favorite songs!

On what planet are Simpsons fans worse than Kanye fans?  Please.

No mention of juggalos immediately calls into question the legitimacy of this "piece"

That is a great point FOM. Massive oversight. 

It's "Worst Fanbases on the Internet."

1. Juggalos are too busy drinking Faygo and snorting meth to go on the Internet.

2. Those who are on the internet post awesome stuff: http://2manweave.blogspot.com/2011/12/rip-trolling-and-tale-of-juggalo.html

Right on! Phish fans are the worst. Except for my nephew and his girlfriend, but everyone else.

I’m kind of bummed that they left the garbagezone off the list. Sure, there are only six of them, but they hey suck.

>>>>Right on! Phish fans are the worst. Except for my nephew and his girlfriend, but everyone else.

You get it. It’s not me or my friends either.