All new Viva members voted for Trump.

No it doesn't.

Slacker, why are you always in troll mode?

He's right though.

But ours are cool; they made a mistake & even had to lie a little to play with us again.

Welcome to all ~

He s dehydrated....

...

I am new

I hainte Trump

I guess its as easy that really.

I'm glad your aboard Lar.

Thanks Larry.

i am going to the protest today

Even though I can hardly stand to hear his voice, Trump has at least one positive going for him...

Exposing the problem children in our society who are too far out there on both ends of the political spectrum.    Those people that will never work together to improve anything, and have zero desire for positive discourse with someone they think they don't agree with.  Their way or no way.

Blind judgment and broad brushes are a bitch.  Cannot tell if trolling or melting... but I think I smell spilled paint.  Be careful where you step folks... it's slippery.    I don't want to fall in it and get any on me.

Still don’t know what ssia means

Welcome , Larry...

Tell us about yourself...why you hainte Trump so much etc ....what are your thoughts on deadco tempo (more important than math question for acceptance into this fine community)

What are your thoughts on tacos ? And,  Corn or flour tortillas? 

I know, i know, its alot deeper than ya thought in here...thumb softly,  but carry a big keyboard

SSIA = subject says it all

Larry, ignore Jam...bone, and you’ll fit right in. 

Well, you may not fit...but, you will be in vast majority...

Hi Graivy. 

Let it go, Slacker. Go talk to your Magic 8-Ball. 

Hi JR. We cool?

Slacker needs a new shiny object to pay attention to, so new members/lurkers can post on Viva without being trolled. 

Never, Slack? Like never ever never?

I really misspelled that.

I hate TRUMP.

Corn tortillas for tacos.

Deadco could pick up the tempo. They seem to here and there. I think the tempo being slower gives Bobby more room to expand his excellence.

Welcome, larry

Thanks for playin

https://youtu.be/eEGcj11iLMg

Ronaldo steps up late in the match

HEY NOW Larry!

So, never ever never??

Alas, Ronaldo couldn't pull it off

https://youtu.be/aj1fOb8eyps

Thanks, Joe Buck. 

Garbage zone down again?

Or is this one of the "kick down the door" moments?

I see you, Larry.

And while we are at it, Light_Switch is a sock too.

But welcome "Larry".

Long may you run.

Lololol.

And while we are at it, Light_Switch is a sock too.

But welcome "Larry".

Long may you run.

(Actually, when was the last time you ran that wasn't towards a bucket of chicken?)

What a ham.

>>Garbage zone down again?

Not when you're posting.

Lol.

Bless your heart, 6

Have a great Sunday!

Wow, the Apple Dumpling Gang of detectives is on the case, rest easy everyone. Who needs emails to admin and whining when we have the Apple Dumplings.

Welcome Larry, don't mind the trolls.

Fog Fog Fog....

Maybe you should read Kirleys post over there at your favorite site. Hes bragging about kicking rhe door down any time he likes and talking about this thread.

But you already knew that, didnt you?

Oh and Gravy, its definitely queue and not "cue" as you hilariously tried to assert.

Talk about opening ones mouth and removing all doubt.

Yes, i looked at the garbagezone today to see if my guess was right and I reserve the right to do it again as I please.

But go ahead and try to frame this as some sort of hypocrisy for making fun of that place, yet peeking and laughing at the inmates once in a while.

Thank you for the welcomes.

I think.

Some odd posts here

But you already knew that, didnt you?>>>

No, now i do. Why? because you went over and read up on all the scoop,  mrgarbagezonefrequentlurker.

I have to surf to be here? I was not aware of that.

I surfed in the day. I am getting a bit old now plus the beach isn't too close by.

Does that count?

If this is your forum and you want me to split. I will

Garbage zone?

They are fucking with you Larry. Take what you need and leave the rest.

Since you offered perhaps I will opposer.  Is your incorrect usage of the comma intentional?

Thank you Phanatic

Yes, I go see music

So unintentional would be the answer. Sorry about HS

I will check them out

Thank you.

I know very little about surf music

Does Langerado still post here?

I just picked up a used vinyl of Surfing by The Ventures.

One of the primal surf records.

>> Surfing by The Ventures.

>> Glad I won't be around for most of it.

Thank you

Umphreys McGee. Its just us.

Such a great work of art

Langerado?

No.

I posted that. Its a fantastic record.

Do you speak any Portuguese, Larry?

No, why do you ask?

It's economically beneficial to speak a second language. What was your handle on classic PZ?

Ok, I see

I have never been on a message board. A buddy of mine at the Citifield Deadco show asked me to check this place out. He said i would like it knowing that I love Phil Lesh.

Do you like Phil Lesh?

I kick the door in whenever I want.

Another brilliant accomplishment fat man.

Nice welcoming party we have here.

Despicable behavior that we all have come to expect from the normal paranoid detectives around here.

Larry, don't let the trolls bother you.

Thank you foghorn.

Its kinda surprising to not be welcomed by fellow Dead heads.

Its ok. It seems there are a few protecting something here. I can't seem to find what that is.

Larry, you friend may have sent you to an evil place....do you trust this friend , Larry?

I mean, if he told ya to jump off the brooklyn bridge, would ya jump?

Did you go to show w said friend at Citifield ? Night 1 or 2, or both? How was it?

And, its ok, but, if you knew history of this place , you wouldnt be surprised by welcome...its kinda like when ya buy a new house and your neighbors come over w casserole....theyre really not offering a casserole as much as they sticking their noses in your living room, and sniffing a lil....do ya like casseroles , Larry?

So...again...welcome...now, tell us about yourself, ..do ya own a dog, Larry? Dogs will help you in here....they are quite popular...some even have their own threads, and one used to even post here.

Mr. or Mrs. Jambone.

I just came to talk music and maybe make a friend or two.

If you would like to make a friend, please stop drilling me with worthless questions..

I am just an older humble head with an open heart.

If you don't want to treat me like a fellow deadhead, just don't post to me.

I am not here to cause anyone harm. Its a message board, I don't know how to even do that.

Thank you.

Knotesau

I looked. 

It seems like you are jealous or have issues.

Weird.

I am sorry, but i wont play.

If you don't like new members or members of other boards, why are you here?

Hate and anger will kill you fast.

Be easy.

I may sign up tonight. Thank you for the link

Hi Larry JugglingDead.

Show us some Awesome photos of your citiField experience,  to make alll of the internet trolls  more  comfortable.

I am actually a Border Collie / Burmese Mountain Dog cross who(m) identifies as a Siberian Hüsky.

Here is my Picture:

And welcome to Vivalazone.  I'm terribly sorry that the naughty posters scared you.  They are very,  very naughty !!

There's another one of me as a Youngster.  I sure miss those innocent Times !!

I don't have pictures.

I don't care about internet trolls.

I am going for a walk with my malinese. 

Fair enough Knotesau.

I don't know anything about that.

Good luck to you, I hope you figure out what's best.

Stange hobby

Bullshit you have a Malinese.  

If you have one,  then you have 10,000 photos.

This is another obvious Hoover sock.

"Hoover" is the Zoner who(m) left a MidAtlantic DNB show and stole a military Helicopter to raid a Geranium expo in a nearby Mall.

All the while he claimed that he was at the DNB show the whole time.

BTW that is what a "Malinese"  or Belgian Malanois looks like.  That one is just a Pup,  but feisty.

Juggling hams

Just came to talk music? Ok, sorry i asked you 3 questions about casseroles and shit..forget those w my apologies...tell us about citi field. What night (s) did you go, did you enjoy it, how many times have  ya seen deadco, how long was the drive from your house?

You can answer after you exercise the dog. 

I know, i know, Slack...i apologized and am ashamed of my behavior....i think its the heat.

I do have a malenise, I also have a million pictures. I have no idea how to post a picture, nor any interest in doing so because of you.

I went to Saturday Citifield, it was pretty good and fun.

The drive was fine and not far. I am in CT.

When I registered here, I got an email asking my location as well. They asked if i used a proxy. I don't know what that is or why its so important where I am located.

What's the deal here?

Am i missing something?

Threads like this one are toxic and the main reason why many old time zoners decide not to come around here anymore. 

Hello Larry and welcome.

Hi Jeff.

Thank you.

I know what it's like to be new. I am old and been there a lot. Its fine, I know how to walk away.

Its just not really what i expected

>>>>Its just not really what i expected

a cesspool of intolerance? 

Larry ? = Obnoxious DOLT

Hey! At least he knows math....

I’m sorry, PLF, what exactly has he done to be both obnoxious and a dolt?

Bunch of paranoid fucking freaks around here. Maybe you all should cut down on your reefer consumption.

Will you be coming to htfd for Farm Aid, Larry?

Big show...not to be missed

What happened to the vouch system?

Oh, I see.

You have to be recommended.

Freedom at its finest. its a message board. 

Why are you guys so paranoid?

I will be at Farm Aid 

I'm sure your buddy from across the river or whatever would vouch for you.

Maybe he did.

Maybe.

Have you ever heard of Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome?

See ya there, Larr....

Ok Jambone.

>>Why are you guys so paranoid?

Once upon a time there was a dude who came here and acted like a total douchebag. He got banned, but still comes here whenever he pleases.

There’s a whole crew of others who act like douchbags. They don’t like the other guy. I think that it’s some alpha douche thing that most of up don’t care to understand. Any time they think the old douche is around, they try to out-douche him, and even narc.

That’s what you’re seeing here. They are so afraid and paranoid that they act like this, all the time. Don’t mind them, though. It makes them happy, so go along with it.

Is this about Kirley?

Wow, funny thread. The power of the Hambone.

Ok, I see. 

Its seems like it would be hard for a community to strive with everyone so paranoid.

He must have been a huge douche to leave so many grown people paranoid. Its a message board with words from strangers.

You take that risk joining, no?

So a guy said a bunch of words and now adults act like this?

Is there money involved?

Weird

What a pile of horseshit.

Pay no attention to (some of) the men (?) behind the black screen.

Just a few self-appointed guardians of I don't know what.

It might be a good time for some of you guys to take a break. The hunters and the hunted. Go outside, visit a friend, change your strain, whatever will bring you into a new good space.

great thread

Bunch of paranoid fucking freaks around here.>>>

Good observation. Full blown batshit crazy behavior.

EVERYONES KIRLEY, shut the curtains man !

shitty lou albino-like beard, check.

visor, check.

gym shorts, check.

stained  t shirt, check.

goofy buckskin booties, check.

Going out in public in the above costume to take a picture with some derpy, developmentally stunted ruddy faced okie from a dbmb and his son to prove said ruddy faced okie is real when everyone knew it but were just playing around, check.

I know I'd take Fog's wise opinion on what is batshit crazy behavior for sure.

Btw, would love to see that pic again Fog. One of the last great gasps of air from the old place.

MT

I got an email saying to check this thread out it said shit was going down admin popped up 

https://youtu.be/8anag2zAqd0

bring the #s !

Larry seems like a pretty good guy, I wonder if JugglingDead is a nod to Juggling Suns, Mark from Juggling Suns is a super nice guy, pretty sure those guys used to be the Zen Tricksters back in the day, Steve from Jersey [Keep the Scene Clean] used to drive them around on his bus for their tours back east, anyways, I'm sure some of this music being played lately might prompt a lot of people to hop on a discussion board to share their thoughts, seems perfectly logical.  

Upon closer look, Stu, thats not really a Malinese....

Larry, you really gotta be careful, read slowly, and look at any pictures very carefully. You may want to invest in a magnifying glass. Also, another thing to look for ...if anyone is presenting facts in an arguement, you will see the word "fact", or even "true story" after ones statement. That guarantees its been researched and is the truth. If you do not see any of  those words in fine print at bottom of a post, it is, in fact, pure unadulturated bullshit.

Carry on....

My underwear gave me a butt wedgie reading this thread

It's fixed now, carrying on...   

Tap Tap Tap...

testing..testing...

is this thing on ????

Test...test....

CLEAN UP IN AISLE 5  !!!!!

This thread is a mess....

I'll just drop some of these here:

Hi Rr6. Who are you seeing in Boston this month?

Asscheeks, you seem angry. Is there anything you’d like to get off your chest?

Aren’t you the dude who couldn’t handle his drugs and booze, and sullied another Zoner’s garden with your poo? Let’s talk about validity  of opinions based on past actions...

”I don’t post much,  but when I do it’s always negative.”

Well, I know where i am not welcome. I am 68 years old. This is the first time I have had dead heads be rude and mean.

I guess the country really is in the toilet. Its even effect our scene. The thread was started about how new members support Trump. I do not. By the looks of it, there are a few here that act like the folks that do,

Sad state of affairs

s a d s t a t e

Larry, haven't read the entire thread,  but it seems that folks are not being very welcoming. 

68?

What was your first concert?

Strangest act you've seen?

Do you have a favorite rocking teenage combo?

Thanks , Larry. Welcome aboard. 

Briank still calling other people angry, lol. Briank still posting made up shit by a few of the derpiest people ever to post on the old board to try and bother me, lol.

No wonder you also post on that sad excuse for a messageboard with them, you washed up warren haynes look alike.

Sometimes it's best to call it quits. Or get fired, I guess.

Hi Larry, I'm hounder. I don't have any friends here because I'm kind of an asshole. Wanna be buddies? I haven't posted in a while so I can't really bring you up to date on the goings on here. I've been real busy. The wife and I bought an old house, then I ran into an ex girlfriend and started dating her. ( I told you I'm an asshole) Well, that was going great until it wasn't so the wife and I are back together. That's going a lot better. I think the whole episode was a wake up call for our marriage. Anyway, I got a lot of people pissed at me right now and could use a fresh pal to hang around with and eventually turn against me cuz I'm such a douchebag. Could that be you, Larry? I'm also in CT., so that's a plus. Looking forward to hearing from ya!

lol

Dude, you're like a curmudgeonly old man.

>>>>>Its even effect our scene.

lol

Briank still posting made up shit by a few of the derpiest people ever to post on the old board to try and bother me, lol.>>>>>

Nothing was made up, its all 100% truth and verified. I'll take showing up in mocs, gym shorts and a ralph lauren t over getting too drunk shit faced and taking a big shit in someones yard and puking on their porch, total light weight that cant handle it, at least you dug a hole to shit in, LOL.

Good point about the famous pic, i'm surprised nobody has it. Maybe i could recreate the ensemble and post it. I still have the mocs, green mesh William and Mary basketball shorts, white ralph lauren blue crab tee and the Georgetown visor, LOL.

Nothing was made up, its all 100% truth and verified. I'll take showing up in mocs, gym shorts and a ralph lauren t over getting too drunk shit faced and taking a big shit in someones yard and puking on their porch, total light weight that cant handle it, at least you dug a hole to shit in, LOL.

wtf? 

It's not like I really had to try to bother the guy. He's always bothered. He's also one who dishes it out, but can't take it without resorting to the low of the low. What a tool.

You can't really expect me let him get away with calling my beard shitty without bringing up his little famous incident. Seems like i hit a nerve with across the ass cheeks with the full blown bat shit crazy comment, hmmmm.

I like how he doubled down on it by saying it was made up when we all know it wasn't, and then making a comment towards me that was based on something that was definitely made up.

Where do these kids come from? 

This place is very weird

Am surprised AssCheeks really wants to do this. 

Larry?

>>>The wife and I bought an old house, then I ran into an ex girlfriend and started dating her.

Whoa that’s a crazy move! Can we get a picture of the ex girlfriend? Was it worth it? I have enough trouble with one at a time, I admire your drive and ambition in a way. 

>>>Good point about the famous pic, i'm surprised nobody has it

Oh, we have it. 

Also, I'd like to remind everybody trolling Fo6 in here that the thing nesting on his face is affectionately called a squirrel beard.

Sorry Buck, I had to delete all the pictures. I had some really great ones too. Worth it? I dunno, but it was pretty fun for a minute. I guess we just had some unfinished business from long ago.

Bummer about the pictures 

Welcome back, Hounder.

>>Bummer about the pictures 

You have no idea. She's quite photogenic and at times allergic to clothes. Hey Mark, hows it? If you have the time, could you give me a recap of the last 6 or 7 months?

Doing great Hounder, thanks. 

We've had some notable meltdowns this year; I won't name names, but I'm sure you can guess who.

RRG is officially serving the community as the 2017 ZOTY. We're all very proud of her.

Admin seems to taken a less aggressive stance in practice towards the enforced kindness policy; which has been generally good for the community. Sadly, there was another round of bannings a few months back, but we've healed and moved on from the loss.

The prime trolling these days is zoners suffering from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome), which probably isn't a real thing, but sounds sorta medical-ish and definitely gets the blood pumping.

Nick was forcibly relocated to a farm in Nebraska where he's allowed to run free and chase prairie dogs around. For his safety, he has no internet access. We await his return.

Ah, that's too bad about Nick. RRG, huh? wow. I hope she doesn't go power mad. Thanks for the prompt, coherent update. Oh by the way, how many pushups can java dave do now? He must be into the thousands, right?

Java Dave informed us that he's no longer doing push ups (even though he can totally do like 800 push ups, Timmy Hoover!!!).

He does planks now. Planks. 

Topped out at 582, Hounder, then switched up the routine for a variety of reasons. My upper body strength is more solid than it's been in years.  Thanks for asking, and welcome back.  

Be careful with the ex-girlfriends.  The lyrics to The Wheel may be informative.

Thanks Java. I could have used that advice 6 months ago. wtf is a plank?

there's a lot to digest there. did larry og split?

A plank: Lay on your back on the floor, straight as a plank. Tighten your abs and have a friend stand on your gut for as long as possible.

A well-conditioned athlete should be able to hold their own body weight for 27 minutes.

https://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/how-to-do-a-plank-a-single-mo...

Sounds like it was invented in prison

The plank is an exercise for men who lack the strength or fortitude to train correctly under a barbell; or for women who want to tone their abs.

>>did larry og split?

Seems more like he was chased off by Slacker and Ateix. 

Too bad. Place could use some new blood. 

I think you know Larry was a garbage zone sock, Gravy.

Let's not put on the bullshit here. You're among friends.

I am here. I found another folder. I don't see the need to post on this thread anymore.I would love some Phil socks. How do I get a pair?

hi larry. i am turtle.

So, you think that Larry is Dreadbeard or Dimmer?

i think he's santa claus

Everyone that was unwelcoming to Larry should apologize immediately.

IS THIS BETTER

>>>>You have no idea. She's quite photogenic and at times allergic to clothes

you can find and post pictures of someone who looks like her that would work 

Folks, please don't buy into the little game the garbage zoners are running here. 

I've received super secret information that elements within the Viva community are mounting a counter-strike that will transform the already barren landscape of the garbage zone into a smoldering Mordor of hell. 

 Not sure whats happening here but according to Alex Jones the left is launching a civil war on 7/4.  Any takers? 

Aux armes, citoyens !
Formez vos bataillons !
Marchons ! Marchons !
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons ! 

Dear Knotesau,

My wife and I voted for our PRESIDENT via mail-in ballot. We were very excited about mailing our votes because we already booked a real nice vacation in Belize at the Hol Chan Reef Resort on San Ambergris Caye during erection week.

U see, we had this hard-on for that slimy, sleazy, no good p o s and often wished she would be kidnapped and dumped on the side of the road in Russia while Jane Fonda is filming the local goat herders letting their goats urinate on her rotten corpse.

We were all set to live in Belize if she had won. We love Belize very much. Been there often. 

We love the U S much more

Your new buddy,

stretch

Hounder, you dog you....

Welcome back

>often wished she would be kidnapped and dumped on the side of the road in Russia while Jane Fonda is filming the local goat herders letting their goats urinate on her rotten corpse.<

Probably will have to settle for a video showing Russian prostitutes urinating on your president 

I post where I want, when I want and to whom I want. I don’t like cliques, and feel no need do deal with that shit. It’s just as stupid now as it was in junior high.

And it’s friggin’ ridiculous that people get all paranoid any time someone new comes around.

ok egg guy.

blair?

6 up 

Some people get hard-ons over the craziest stuff. I try not to judge. 

>>>>>>And it’s friggin’ ridiculous that people get all paranoid any time someone new comes around.

Its friggin’ ridiculous anyone thinks anybody new wants to join this place.  Seriously.  Every “new member” has turned out to be Kirley or OG.  Not one real new member that stuck around.  How do we know this?  Because every time they get banned they start talking about how it was them and they’re so smart and they can’t be stopped.  It’s literally the same thing time after time.

But yeah, welcome Juggling Larry.  

lol

I don’t like cliques, and feel no need do deal with that shit. It’s just as stupid now as it was in junior high.>>>

actually more stupid now coming from adults

This is pretty complex stuff.

Objectively, Slack, you’re wrong. It’s very fair to question why some people get unlimited TOs while for others it’s one and done, even when offenses are equal. It’s worked in your favor, so you don’t see it. But shit dude, it is what it is.

Im confused

Dear Knotesau,

Thank you for welcoming us new viva la zoners, your acceptance is of utmost importance for deplorable folks that lurk. You r very Special to viva!

Your new buddy,

Stretch

Socks all over this thread.

No one's paranoid.

It's just remarking on the obvious....like saying "damn its hot out". 

Its funny to observe, but dont think we dont see you.

>blair?

i'd personally like to think blert and benson voted for gary johnson.

COOL!

The "asscheeks" dude is here!!

Its just like Soylent Green man and all the paranoid accusers are the zombies.

Across - Is it true?

..

Fo6, remember when you thought Tulsa Chris was a sock?

Dear Knotesau,

  Our President, the Don, once had a campaign speech before a Ratdog show at the Beacon Theatre on 4-6 2006. Not a single fuck thought what 10 yrs down the road would be.

 It's a great day to alive

Your new buddy,

Stretch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhRtNEYWgw0

Trump Jam

Serenity now! Serenity now!!

Timmy, remember when you thought Tulsa was a sock then claimed you never said it?  good one.

Nope.  Wrong again Fo6.

Sorry Slack, they’re no more my “bros” than anyone else. Meanwhile, you’re deflecting. I’m not talking about socks. Why is it that you’ve had so many TOs, while other “real” people haven’t? Why was Chach permananned, while others who are more vile weren’t?

There’s no conspiracy in my mind, just humans being humans. Still though, the questions are fair.

Dear Knotesau,

  Our President, the Don, once had a campaign speech before a Ratdog show at the Beacon Theatre on 4-6 2006. Not a single fuck thought what 10 yrs down the road would be.

 It's a great day to alive

Your new buddy,

Stretch

I thought you were going to work on that punctuation issue opposer?

I feel like Brian K & I made some ground yesterday.

Where would you say things stand with us right now, BK?

A.) Good

B.) Meh

C.) Next meltdown commencing in 5, 4, 3...

Still deflecting, Slack. I asked questions, and said nothing about what I want.

You’re very touchy about this, aren’t you?

May I suggest that you listen to that Oxford Plains show? 

Well Mark, it depends on the answer to this question: what was the last full GD show you listened to, and when?

That's a lame qualifier, Brian K. 

You're back to B. with me; trending inevitably towards C. when I decide you're ready for another spin cycle through the washing machine.

I said good day, sir!

Kirley, if any of the obvious sock puppets are yours on this thread, cheers!  Nice to see you around big fellow.!  You too ATGD.

Brian K is a girl. ha ha ha. Always crying about something. 

You’re trending towards a melt? I’m sorry. 

Honestly, there’s a lot to be said for a little earnestness. It tempers the constant shit-stirring and makes you real. After all these years here, it isn’t a bad look for you.

FUNNY Meter ? WAY Way Up There

>>>You’re trending towards a melt? 

Already there, you sonofabitchHh(!!!111).

Anyway. Looks like the last show I spun all the way through was 4/26/72. Pretty standard show from the European tour, but I love Jerry on that maple neck Strat. 

A really lame qualifier would have been, “what was the last GD show you saw?” There really wasn’t a bad answer to my question.

When’s the last time you played your Beastie Boys station on Spotify?

Better?

>>>>When’s the last time you played your Beastie Boys station on Spotify

I switched to hifi Tidal last year. 

I don't care for mix stations, either. I usually pick an album and play it all the way through. Last Beasties album was 'To The 5 Boroughs' a few weeks ago. Criminally underrated album.

Okay Slack, do you listen to Husker Du albums from after their switch from punk to metal?

( healing )

((((((Emotional Intelligence)))))))

Sorry asses  all over  the  place here admin. Shut this fuckin place down before the Don grabs all of u by the crotch