...And I do it. I don't give a reason like "I'm not selling you Firewood because you're too white" or "You have a Chevy Vega and I loath Vegas'".
Basically I just tell them availability is low, and there are many other customers on the waiting list.
Really, that's all true. But I try to accommodate every customer, unless I dislike them. If I dislike them, it's not because of their religion or food preferences (I don't ask). It's because they are Jerks.
It's MY firewood Biz and I'll run it however the Hell I want to. The Gay bakers and Hen Restaurant people ought not to be pestered for running their show the way they like.
So whether or not I agree with Pansexual Waffle Breeders or Nixon - loving Tire Shoppes, I support their right to do commerce (or not) with any individual, as they see fit.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face Nancyinthesky
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 06:28 pm
Are you a homophobe?
Are you a homophobe?
You don’t seem to understand the difference between denying service to person based on their sexual orientation versus denying service to someone who chooses to behave like a jerk.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 07:14 pm
Happy Drunkday, Stu!
Happy Drunkday, Stu!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: I rang a silent bell China-Rider
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 08:02 pm
Do you have gay wood? ..
Do you have/sell gay wood? ...asking for a friend.
https://youtu.be/TBb9O-aW4zI
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Highnote Stringtwang
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 08:20 pm
Only artisanal..
Only artisanal..
https://vimeo.com/138791666
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sigmund SeaMonster
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 08:22 pm
I know what u mean Stu.
I know what u mean Stu.
My wife's friends fiancé posted some trumpy shit about strong borders and enforcing laws on my wife's FB wall. Next thing ya know that preppy elitist fuck is gunna be asking me for some nugs, sorry bro
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Highnote Stringtwang
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 08:31 pm
Oops should've looked ...
Oops should've looked ...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 80pecenthumiditysucks MsJimp
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 10:46 pm
I would think that the free
I would think that the free market would be the final judge of the asshole who won't sell firewood to the guy who drives the vega. If he gets pissed and starts complaining online that you are a vegaphobe, vega lovers and their supporters are not going to buy your firewood. This now gives you a new opportunity to market your firewood to the vega haters. In the end everything works out I suppose. I think these things are best left for the market to decide rather than forcing anyone to do anything at the imposed will of government force. My personal opinion is bake the cake , because money, however I should not be able to force the baker to bake the cake and I would find another baker. It would be a violation of the NAP to do differently, shrugs
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 10:54 pm
Werent the Vegas the cars
Werent the Vegas the cars that lit themselves on fire?
Owners prob already had wood....
Or was that a Capri?
Never mind....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 80pecenthumiditysucks MsJimp
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 11:24 pm
A Capri is a Lincoln, a
A Capri is a Lincoln, a Caprice is a Chevy .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msIDsQ8cZTE
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff JR
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 11:35 pm
Stu has embarrassed himself
Stu has embarrassed himself once again...sad.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 11:39 pm
Wasn't it the Pinto?
Wasn't it the Pinto?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Sunday, June 24, 2018 – 11:54 pm
The pinto! Yes, it was....a
The pinto! Yes, it was....a friend had one....and yes...one day , the rear end went up in flames...
Ended up just getting some (not all) , new paint, and parts...what had been a green car w one black door...became a green, black, red, and ash colored vehicle...easy to find in any parking lot...
And now back to your Nancys....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Mr. Tofu Head mrtofuhead
on Monday, June 25, 2018 – 12:15 am
>>> I know what u mean Stu.
>>> I know what u mean Stu.
My wife's friends fiancé posted some trumpy shit about strong borders and enforcing laws on my wife's FB wall. Next thing ya know that preppy elitist fuck is gunna be asking me for some nugs, sorry bro <<<
^That's some good shit! Made me laugh.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Monday, June 25, 2018 – 01:54 am
"...In the end everything
"...In the end everything works out I suppose. I think these things are best left for the market to decide rather than forcing anyone to do anything at the imposed will of government force..."
MsJimp actually "gets it" regarding my philosophy of Mutual consent in commerce. I'll sell anyone a batch of Firewood regardless of Race, Religion, or whatever descriptors. I don't care if you're a Hyena or Emu or Llama, just pay in ca$h and be polite. Let's not waste each other's precious Time.
And please, pretty please, don't email me back and forth 1200 times. This is not a shipment of Ossetra Caviar. It's a truckload of Firewood.
I already explained that you can make a ' telephone call ' and I'll answer all of your silly questions in 5 minutes.
Yes, it is seasoned Firewood, split and ready to burn.
Oak and Ash, 25,000,000 or so BTU's per Cord. (That means twenty-five Million).
No, I'm not hauling it up two flights of stairs.
Your choice, 18" - 20" lengths or 21" - 24" lengths.
Fine, discuss with your Husband / Wife / Cat / Dog.
The ad explained everything. Sure, many people have awful reading comprehension. It's not my fault that you slept through English class for 10-12 years. Other people will burn that Firewood, and I'm not splitting any more while you text me yet again...
Basically, bumblefucks isolate themselves from the potential pool of Happy Firewood Customers by virtue of being Jerks.
I engage in commerce with people that are a Pleasure to do business with. If you are a Kwazy Klown, then call someone else.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim Wheres My Flashbacks
on Monday, June 25, 2018 – 08:37 am
I turn away customers all the
I turn away customers all the time.
Not because of their religion, race, sexual orientation.....it's because they are rude, mean assholes. Worse than that is if they didn't pay a previous bill.
Life's too short
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Monday, June 25, 2018 – 01:03 pm
Mr. Flash,
Mr. Flash,
I totally agree with your philosophy.
Life is short, and there's only so much Firewood and Time to waste (or) bring to a Good Home.
My favorite Customers say "Drop off more Oak, the cash is under that Geranium pot by the Shed."
Or better yet, "Bring it Tuesday afternoon. The kids will stack it while we have a Beer."
How about that. You made my day more amusing, so you're the person who gets to Heat their abode during the power outage
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Monday, June 25, 2018 – 01:14 pm
Btw, Pansexual Waffle
Btw, Pansexual Waffle Breeders for band name.