The new Netflix staring policy

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I eagerly await the first time they have to enforce this.......

 

Netflix film crews 'banned from looking at each other for longer than five seconds' in #metoo crackdown

New rules imposed on set reportedly include no looking at anyone for longer than five seconds, no lingering hugs, no flirting and no asking for a colleague's phone number.

“Everyone was spoken to about #MeToo," an on-set runner currently working on the new season of Black Mirror told The Sun.

"Senior staff went to a harassment meeting to learn what is and isn’t appropriate. Looking at anyone longer than five seconds is considered creepy.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/netflix-sexual-...

I was just in the grocery store. A lovely young lady walked in, wearing a very mini dress that barely covered her rear. She had a pretty sick tat that circled her leg, from her ankle up to who knows where. Every person, man, woman or non-binary, stared at her for over 5 seconds.

ITS SHARIA LAW

A lovely young lady walked in, wearing a very mini dress that barely covered her rear. She had a pretty sick tat that circled her leg, from her ankle up to who knows where. Every person, man, woman or non-binary, stared at her for over 5 seconds.

Creepy cell phone pic or it didn't happen. 

up to who knows where>>>>>>>Oh I know where

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The only solution to this madness is for everyone to give up sex and stick with self-abuse. No STDs, no unplanned pregnancies, no 5 second limit. Most people report having "better" orgasms from self pleasuring. Over-population gradually goes away. Save lots of bucks not having to "date" - spank it and bank it.

The advantages are endless.

>>  an on-set runner currently working on the new season of Black Mirror told The Sun

The Sun is a daily tabloid newspaper published in the United Kingdom and Ireland. As a broadsheet, it was founded in 1964 as a successor to the Daily Herald; it became a tabloid in 1969 after it was purchased by its current owners. It is published by the News Group Newspapers division of News UK, itself a wholly owned subsidiary of Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp.  Bottom line is this tabloid reports trashy ridiculous stories with a right wing bias. 

Middle aged men joking about sexual harassment. Lol

I sure hope that this latest sharia law does not encroach upon my liberal policy within the Glass-encased Freezer  display at the Supermarket.

My constitutionally - protected Freedom of Expression allows me to stare at my reflection for much, much longer than 5 seconds while saying "Ooooh,  you are a VERY Frozen Boy !!"

Often,  I'll get in political discussions with the Frozen Fish Sticks and/or Frozen Yoghurt,  and we'll debate over important issues like Nancy Reagan's astrologer's hairdoo.

So to heck with this 5-second nonsense.  I'd never get dates if the Ladies felt anxious staring at my live-Chipmunk Head-Dress.

The Chick w/ the Tattoo & Mini-Skirt;  me with my Chipmunk Halo ::: yes TV dinner people,  stare in Awe and Envy.

Yea the Sun is tabloid crap.  I take anything they have to report with a grain of salt.

Sounds like you had a nice grocery experience, BK.  Nice.

It's about time.

I firmly believe the Zone should adopt such a policy.

Hey, stop staring at my post man!

Yes, you, stop it.

Herb, clean up in aisle 3. 

 

"Middle aged men joking about sexual harassment."

That depends on if you define "sexual harassment" as staring at someone for over 5 seconds.

Does the expression on your face while you're staring make a difference in the verdict?

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