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I can't help but share this from the Berkeley Police Dept:

 

Community: Burglar Arrested After Break-In

Dear Nixle User,

On June 8th around 6 pm, an elder resident returned to his home in the Glendale La Loma neighborhood to find an empty bag of Doritos in his kitchen along with a used drinking glass.  Knowing that he had not left those items in the kitchen before he left, the resident checked the rest of his house.  Inside his master bedroom, the resident found a man inside.  Both the man and the bathroom floor were all wet—and it appeared as though he just got out of the shower.  As if that wasn’t enough, the man had also filled the resident’s hamper with his dirty clothes.  The resident promptly got out of the house and called 911.
 
When officers arrived at the house, they found the man still inside the master bedroom.  Surprisingly, the man had now dressed himself in a Docker’s dress shirt, Land’s End dress pants, and a waist belt from the resident’s wardrobe.
 
Officers consequently arrested the man (Nao Hamada Myers, Male, 41, Berkeley Homeless) for burglary and violation of probation.
 
Historically, roughly 50% of burglaries occur through an open/unsecure door or window.  In this case, the burglar likely gained access to the residence with an exterior hidden key.  The Berkeley Police Department encourages everyone to make an effort to make certain they do not leave open/unsecure doors or windows unattended.  As an option to a spare key, consider sharing a key with a trusted friend or neighbor.

 

https://local.nixle.com/alert/6620070/?sub_id=1927041

 

I used to love reading the police blotters in the small local (free) paper when I lived in San Leandro. 

 

Do any of you have some weird/entertaining reports to share?

this one made me obviously nervous - its in the Township which i reside :

Yorgy George Turkmany, 65, of Milford, Pa., was sentenced to a fine of $500 for the crime of Possession of Drug Paraphernalia. The state police responded to a residence in Dingman Township on April 29, 2017, for a report of marijuana use. A consent to search the residence revealed various bongs, pipes, grinders and marijuana storage containers.

We voted to get rid of our cops. As a result, we’ve had no police blotter since the New Year.

We go to Codornices Park for the stone slide.

Car thief on LSD thought he was playing 'Grand Theft Auto' as he led cops on chase, police say

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/06/car_thief_on_lsd_thought_he_wa.html

A Grants Pass man told police he'd taken LSD and thought he was living a real-life version of video game "Grand Theft Auto" when he stole a car in front of patrol deputies and led them on an over 40-mile-long chase through Jackson County on Saturday, authorities say.

Two county deputies were awaiting a tow truck to haul away a 2003 Toyota Camry along Oregon 66 and Emigrant Lake Road after arresting the driver on an unrelated drunken driving case, when 23-year-old Anthony J. Clark got inside around 8:25 p.m., according to the sheriff's office. He then drove off, evading one deputy's efforts to stop him.

While speeding through Ashland, Talent and Phoenix, Clark crashed through chain link fences off the roadway, ran over spike strips twice and drove the wrong way down several roads, the sheriff's office said. After several attempts, a patrol car managed to bump the rear of the Toyota and cause Clark to spin out in Medford.

Clark tried hitting a patrol car, then ran from the Toyota. He fled into a mobile home park and was arrested by police as he was trying to steal another car, the sheriff's office said.

The sheriff's office reported no one being hurt during the chase.

Clark admitted to the drug use and apparently hallucinating while being interviewed by authorities, the sheriff's office said. According to a probable cause affidavit, Clark initially got into the Toyota after getting out of the passenger's side of a pickup stopped nearby.

A Jackson County deputy wrote in the affidavit that Clark walked up to him and told him he was stealing the car. He got into the Toyota before the deputy was able to stop him and used the keys left in the door to start the car.

The deputy managed to open the door and grab onto Clark's shirt, but then the driver accelerated away, the affidavit said. He nearly dragged the deputy and almost hit the pickup he arrived in.

Clark is accused of driving under the influence of intoxicants, second-degree criminal mischief, third-degree escape, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, attempting to elude a police officer, possession of a stolen motor vehicle, unlawful entry into a motor vehicle, interfering with a police officer, reckless endangering, reckless driving and offensive littering.

they cut ours but a few years ago, "el chapo" and 5-6 men were seen drinking in a bar...

our police window-pane was good back in the day...

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Don't eat the brown Andy Summers acid, maaaaan...

^^^^^^^^^That's a good one, Lurker.  Lockdown for a Bearorist Attack!

 

I like this comment under the article:

 

"The bear was seen packing a AR -15. Must’ve of been one of those bears that voted for trump… dam trump bears. Does school get locked down in case of unicorn sightings?"

 

This one sounds like me:

"That wasn’t a bear. It was me before my morning coffee. Bears are far less dangerous."